Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister’s breasts

August 13th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos:

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

“Til next time”? Christ, there’s going to be more?! Excuse me for a second. I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB! :)

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  1. lindsey lohans sisters left tit

    i digress.

  2. Uncle Eccoli

    That’s not exactly a denial.

  3. So that breast cream really works then, huh?

  4. Maybe they’re pregnancy boobs..? Kevin Federline sure gets around…

  5. Is anyone else surprised Lindsey was sober enuogh to respond?

  6. Paedo Number One

    If there’s grass on the pitch lets play…

  7. JM

    That was actually a lot better than I expected. She made some good points, there isn’t anything with which I don’t agree. How do you trash someone if they’re going to make sense instead of being batshit crazy?

    Dammit, she found my kryptonite.

  8. Of course it was a boobs job

  9. Jamie's Uterus

    Who the hell cares about that no talent Ali? Boobs or no boobs, she still cannot sing, dance or act. If you watched ‘living lohan’ on E! , you saw that she was very good at picking up dog shit in her backyard. That should be her career.

  10. Mike

    I wonder if she’d do a three way with her sister and me…teleconference I mean, of course! ;)

  11. Anal Rape Afficianado

    What a dumb whore. I would still like to stuff my sweaty cream hose through her vocal cords. Later I would chew on her greasy clit like a negro on a chicken bone.

  12. alex

    #1: from what?

    #2: “nor would she allow a 14-year old child to alter her body.” Sounds like a denial to me.

    #4: random. and not even funny.

    #9: um, who the hell cares about her? apparently the one who decided to watch a show about her.

    #11: i’m guessing even a “chicken-bone eating negro” could spell the word aficionado.

  13. #12 – You’re dad should have pulled out and given your mom a pearl necklace nine months before you were born.

  14. humpinfrog

    Nothing like a coke-snorting whore, who’s had more Wang in her than the Olympic stadium in China, to set the record straight. Thanks Lindsey! I can finally sleep at night.

  15. JPRichardson

    If those are not fake, then I will gladly have sex with her.

    If they are, I would also love to, as long as it is in England or other country that legally allows our intercourse.

  16. Miserable Bastard

    I didn’t read it that closely. What was that she said about missing Samantha’s wang cuz he’s out of town?

  17. blah blah blah breasts blah boobies blah..
    That is what this post looks like to me.

  18. Virgodoll

    Honestly who gives a fuck, whether Ali has had implants or not, nobody even cares about Lindsay anymore

  19. Bobby

    All those Lohan chicks have way too much forehead.

  20. rough daddy

    why is the photographer a pedophile when this girl is walking around with her breast smached up together like this? i suppose we have to pretend not to see it…

  21. soapieb

    “disconcerting”?? she did graduate high school, right?

  22. I think there lives A DEVIL named dina lohan in the family who wants to control her kids AN THE AUDIENCE too folks!!
    She’s fourteen years young GODDAMNIT!!
    (seen her nails? A PROSTITUTE….already?)

  23. somuchbetter

    Maybe she wouldn’t get all the accusations of implants if she didn’t dress like she does. Holy shit, what did she do, get some double stick tape and stick it between those things?
    I have to sorrily say that I have seen this show, once, where she did nothing but whine and bitch the entire time about herself. Complaining about the littlest things, when she obviously just wants to outdo her sister. She was possibly the most annoying thing on TV and probably always will be.
    As for Lindsay. She’s just the next Britney.

  24. Kate

    Those aren’t fake. A. A doctor wouldn’t do surgery on a 14 yr old girl, a woman’s breasts aren’t even fully developed till about 20. B. She’s a 14 yr old girl and if Dina actually let her 14 yr old do that, she needs to have her kids taken from her. C. Though I don’t think they’re implants, I’m not doubting she’s wearing an expensive push up bra with padding, which Dina probably did make her wear. THAT isn’t past her.

  25. Sam

    “i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me” Sure your mom is a camera whore who pimps out her kids, and your dad has spend time in jail for several felonies. Yeah that sounds like a wonderful family.

  26. michelle

    bla bla bla who cares about the lohans………….did u see their house? its siding. tryin to skimp to save some change. u think they could brick it like kimora lee’s.

  27. michelle

    and yes, my house is 4,800 sq feet all bricked. so i have room to talk

  28. Uncle Eccoli

    @12 Yeah? What about Dad?

  29. Peter Gammons

    #21…. are you trying to make fun of her for her correct use of ‘disconcerting’?

    strike 1…

  30. Missing the Obvious

    Umm, aren’t Lindsay’s tit’s fake and doesn’t that negate every thing that spews from her mouth?

    “i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!”

    Clown.

  31. Ted from LA

    “Me and my friend Patrick…” My 8 year-old has better grammar than this dipshit.

  32. LizzT

    She had no breasts, a month ago.
    And Lindsay got her first set when she was 17!

  33. AliCat

    Not that I have any overwhelming urge to read Lindsey Lohans blog- but at least the girl has a decent vocabulary and can form grammatically correct, comprehensive sentences.

  34. max

    Lindsay, please go to writing class!!!

  35. max

    #33
    Are you blond?

  36. Blah

    yeah, the Lohan girl’s have to wait until they’re at least 18 before they start all the body altering (LINDSAY!)…From what I could tell, Lindsay has had big implants put in, taken out, then natural for awhile, and then medium sized implants. She’s not fooling anyone with her “happy family” and “naturally big breasted women” crap. But as far as her sister is concerned; well, yeah, thats just a bit disturbing to even comment on the status of a 14 year old girl’s developing chest. But I just see her as a young girl, trying to emulate her older sister and going thru the regular teenage girl stuff. Basically she’s stuffing her bra and wearing pushups. Its no mystery.

  37. I missed the part where she answered the question.

  38. Lickitylick

    Richport, your fucking out of control and I love it!!

  39. Imsick

    Any 14 year old with a face like that…has totally had a boob job.

  40. Ferdinand Narcos

    Who gives a fuck,really?This is another fugass Lohan,who looks twice her actual age.there is nothing attractive about any member of that family.I suggest that when Ali turns 18,she move to Europe and make German piss and fisting porn,which is what Lilo,or Stitch,or whatever the fuck they call that thing,should have done long ago.

  41. steph

    they’re definitely not fake, its a push up bra, but it makes her boobs look disgusting, they’re all oval-looking and awkward…

  42. fddf

    Lindsay got implants when she was 16 or 17 years old. Then got them removed.

  43. Ahah

    kid my ass

  44. gina

    lindsay is a liar because she had implants… possibly a few times

  45. lawrence

    She looks ok this time~~~It is said she is a hot blogger at richromances.com where many people view her blog and debate under every topic she created.

  46. Uh

    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

  47. AliCat2013

    No Max I’m not a blonde. But obviously I must be because I think Lindsey’s ‘uncomprehendable’ post makes sense. That’s clever- insinuating blondes unintelligent. Actually aside from a few common grammatical errors and not using any capital letters, her post is fairly well written. When was the last time you used the word ‘disconcerting’ appropriately, or at all? Yeah- when you’re done here go check Dictionary.com for that one.

  48. Ashleigh

    anyone who talks about their little sister’s boobs is just far too concerned. And creepy. Come on LiLo. Let’s draw some more attention to the fact. Anyone who hadn’t heard the rumors about her sister’s f-boobies is now fully informed and convinced that the rumors are true. Come on, like dina wouldn’t sign THAT concent form.

  49. tct

    She has had those implants because she wants to drown in the nut-filth of a hundred dirty old men.

  50. joho777

    ” Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.”

    Right. But Dina apparently had no problem in May 2004 when a mostly flat-chested 17-year-old Lindsay got herself a monster pair of implants.

    What a phony.

    And does anyone remember the incoherant letter that Lindsay wrote on the occasion of Robert Altman’s death a year or so ago. Since Lindsay bailed from high-school in the middle of her sophomore year, her lack of writing skills were to be expected.

    That blog certainly DOESN’T look like Lindsay’s real work. I wonder who wrote it, one of her PR people?

    Or some fake?

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