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Wonky | July 27, 2007 at 12:29 pm
If I was riding with her, I would have punched her in the face.
Yeah right, she’s going to sue me.
ddbone | July 27, 2007 at 12:29 pm
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
combustion8 | July 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I believe every word of it.
Whitney | July 27, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Oh they’re definately telling the truth, come on, she was wasted of course she was acting like a complete ass clown!
wanks | July 27, 2007 at 12:38 pm
man o man i hope they are telling the truth….put that bitch in jail forever!!
lovecraft | July 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I believe them as well. People like lindsey have never had a normal life thanks to their parents so they live in this fantasy world where they can do no wrong and the sad thing is that she is partially correct. Celebrities do get better treatment than your average person. You or I get caught speeding while drunk with cocaine in our possesion and you or I will be sitting in a jail cell. Lindsey does it for a second time and she is on her way to a rehabilitation center to relax. Apparently the message here is that celebrities are more important than the average person off the street and are worth trying to save while the average person is expendable.
bonnie | July 27, 2007 at 12:41 pm
who to believe? guy who got his foot run over or crazed drunk coked out lilo? seems easy enough to me.
Jude | July 27, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I believe them. This story also clarifies the 911 tape. The hysterical woman that called 911 saw a man approach her car, that was this kid, Dante. She assumed it was another man driving the car.
I am assuming that these 3 have been interviewed by the police, but then again maybe not. If the DA is only pursuing DUI and drug possession, they might not have looked into it any further. Hopefully, they will now. I am glad these guys are speaking up. Will they get 15 minutes and some cash out of it? Sure. But they witnessed first hand how out of control and dangerous this chick is, and they are doing the right thing.
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Been there done that. I believe she said all that. I also believe all THREE thugs are drug dealers and shady characters with some moolah.
WONKY – I would have done the same thing because I would have been in my rights to take away the car and keys. Was it even her car? Then again, I wouldn’t have been in that sitch with that bitch in the first place. God damned sycophants.
The FISH is stinking. Everyong is boring and unfunny. I’m out.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm
thiz fuckin bitch… I’m zick of everyone alwayz blaming the blackguy, fuck..
I hope they hang her ztuidazz for that one…
adeliza | July 27, 2007 at 12:46 pm
This story gets more and more convoluted by the second.
The only thing that seems “true” is that she was plastered w/coke in her pocket. Beyond that who the hell knows!!!!!
Hollywood Agent | July 27, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Blame the Blacks, isn’t that what Charles Manson wanted to do. Lindsay has now sunk to a new low-level. She is using excuses from a 1969 mass murderer, and it didn’t work for him either.
imran karim | July 27, 2007 at 12:48 pm
what a girl
whitegold | July 27, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Oh damn that was funny!!! Jakon: “We showed up at the party but they wouldn’t let us in” hahaha, loser! And look at that Ronnie guy with the cane, selling up the foot that was run over. Gee, you think he’s getting ready for a lawsuit against LL?!
And while I totally agree with the Fish about them being a bunch of clowns and the story sounding ridiculous, this is LL we’re talking about here, so every word of that story is entirely likely!!!
???????????????->->->???§ | July 27, 2007 at 12:49 pm
#9 Your boring and unfunny..now that U left….we can laugh again.
havoc | July 27, 2007 at 12:56 pm
It wasn’t the black guy….it was the Jap kid.
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Shut Up! | July 27, 2007 at 12:57 pm
@9, been there and done what? you’ve been drunk and high, stolen a random car, and chased your ex-assistant around town? well then, unlike everyone else here, you’re clearly both exciting and funny!
@2, loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danielle | July 27, 2007 at 12:57 pm
trainwreck! i fuckin love it!!!
i also love the “first” comments especially when you not first. morons lol
Sam | July 27, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Hold on a minute. These guys are total tools. They’re so star-struck that they jump at an opportunity to party with Lindsay Lohan, then are traumatized when some insanity happens – gee, who would have guessed?. And – the best part – they can’t physically restrain a little white girl. P-U-S-S-I-E-S. They deserved whatever happened to them. And the driving-psycho-Lindsay description is hilarious! It makes all the other bad-girl celebs seem like ordinary pouty brats. I’m looking forward to her inevitable real-life appearance on COPS.
goldilocks | July 27, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I believe it. All she and her family has ever done is blame everyone else for their problems. It’s ALWAYS someone elses’ fault every freaking time.
me | July 27, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Why are they clowns, thugs and liars? Because they’re Black? Would you have assumed them to be drug dealers if they were white? What do they really have to lie about?
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 1:04 pm
#17, been there done that…..like I read the whole sordid story on TMZ. I knew you guys would think otherwise. Why oh why do I keep thinking people can read my mind? I’m a dolt.
I did however hitchhike to Canada from NYC and back in three days. I thought that was more exciting than my crack-whore days.
Things Fall Apart | July 27, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Personally, I would have used the Fugitive defence:
‘A one armed man did it and ran away…’
OMG | July 27, 2007 at 1:05 pm
lol at the minorities not getting into the party for “some reason”
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Krazi hot kelli –
I’m rubber you’re glue whatever you say to me
FUCK OFF!!!
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm
#24, OMG, that was so funny, finally a funny person
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 27, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I thought tha *25* left…but I looked down and zay a piece of
zhit on my zhoe and there U were *Valkyrie*…..bye bye bitch.
LEAVE..FUCKFACE LIAR
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 27, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Send Lohan to Iraq with 5 k’s of blow and that shit is over in a week.
Elton John | July 27, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Oh Dante and Jakon, you poor darlings! What a terrible night! You must be so stressed out. Here are a couple of refreshing Cabana Boy Rum Sunsets and coupons for a nice massage and facial. You deserve it. And boys…love your names!
boner | July 27, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Hey ddbone… do you understand that comment 2 is not FIRST!!!1!1!??
F’n retard
adeliza | July 27, 2007 at 1:26 pm
#27 & 26……
keep it up, you two are making it tolerable on the boring day it is. I agree it has gotten dull. Even I’m not being witty.
yawn……………
jrzmommy | July 27, 2007 at 1:28 pm
If I had just carjacked DanYELL/Remy….HELL YEAH I’d blame her.
Alex | July 27, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Is that dude stoned?
lambman | July 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm
This can’t be even a little bit true. What about the 911 call saying “the man got out of the car, he’s after us” ?!?!
star69 | July 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm
How did the owner of the car end up on the passengers seat if he didn’t want someone else driving his car?
Did Hohan carry him out in her arms and put him in the passenger seat?
This is the only part that didn’t make any sense to me.
If I’m getting in my car and someone runs over, grabs my key from my hand and gets in the drivers seat…I wouldn’t go around and get in the car with them. I’d be dialing a call to the police station and telling them someone just stole my car.
star69 | July 27, 2007 at 1:40 pm
He was driving the car. He’s a lying SOB. Too bad. Cuz I want Hohan to burn.
twin peaks | July 27, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I know who was really driving…remygotfucked! Blame it on him!!
Alex | July 27, 2007 at 1:44 pm
the story sounds credible. he even mentions getting out and trying to warn the assisant cuz she is his friend and in the 911 call they say a guy got out
FRIST!!! | July 27, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Ok….another thing I have wait to watch at home…
So, what is it???
Matthew | July 27, 2007 at 1:48 pm
hohan go away forever
twin peaks | July 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Star 69 — the part about the keys didn’t make sense to me either, but People is reporting that the keys were in the ignition while the owner of the car was waiting for everyone to come out. That’s when Lilo jumped in the driver’s seat.
I believe all this crap. These people are not rocket scientists, after all (understatement of the century, i know).
Jude | July 27, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Originally the assistant’s boyfriend was to drive the car. He was in the driver seat, with the keys in the ignition. The assistant came out of the party and started fighting with the boyfriend again, she then took off to her car and her boyfriend followed her, leaving the keys in the car. That is when psycho-firecrotch attacked.
Valkyrie | July 27, 2007 at 1:56 pm
OOOOhhhh, I got under Krazi Kunt Kelli’s skin…….yippee bully for me. I can read it all day.
Adeliza, word up.
TS | July 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
FUNNY HOW MANY MORONS ON THIS SITE SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITHOUT PROFANITY. SPEAKS VOLUMES.
mojeda.tx | July 27, 2007 at 2:03 pm
FUCKING TMZ VIDEO PLAYER SUCKS
Crap Tonight | July 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Is he also the owner of the pants??
Thats what I’d like to know
ts | July 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm
So fnny when someone gets so excited that they’re first, especially when they’re actually second.
mojeda.tx | July 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm
@TS:
Yeah, you’re right.
TS | July 27, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Which part, the profanity thing or the “first” thing?
gay4girls | July 27, 2007 at 2:20 pm
@44, 48 How does all that moral fiber feel coming out of your a– I mean rectum?
If you will allow Professor Gayfor a moment, he will clarify.
“Many of us wordsmiths have discovered long ago that the most effective use of language lies in it’s precision . . . particularly English, as reflected in the philosophical tradition of Hume, Locke et. al and continuing to the American Pragmatists at the turn of the century. Sometimes, the more precise term can be deemed offensive to some, but we must consider the utter subjectivity of so-called profanity. For instance, ‘bugger’ in England roughly translates to “assfucker” but in the States you can easily find a mother affectionately referring to her child as a ‘little bugger.’ We must remember that there is nothing essentially obscene about any combination of morphemes (fundamental word parts). If we are to communicate effectively, we must go with the more precise term. If we think someone is, for example, a ‘fuckface,’ we do ourselves, the other, and the language itself a profound disservice by calling him a ‘fornicatorface.’ Actually, ‘fornicatorface’ is pretty funny. Never mind.”
Thank you for your patience.