As if Lindsay Lohan’s life wasn’t shitty enough, she’s turned to Twitter-ing about her break-up with Samantha Ronson. The two apparently got into a slugfest Saturday at the Chateau Marmont forcing employees to call the police. Lindsay was even photographed outside posing for the paps when the cops arrive. She, of course, denies the whole thing, according to Us Magazine:
A source close to Lohan, though, insists it was the Ronson family who stayed in a room below her at the Chateau Marmont and “blasted music and would not let Samantha leave the room to meet Lindsay.”
On her Twitter page, Lohan posted to Ronson: PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.
In addition to accusing Ronson of cheating on her, Lohan also slammed her for badmouting her to People magazine.
Lohan disputes there was any drama, despite multiple sources, witnesses and her Twitter page telling Us otherwise.
When you get dumped from your fake lesbian relationship and turn to Twitter, it’s time to bow out of sight gracefully. And by “gracefully” I mean “driving a dump truck full of blow over Niagara Falls.” You know you want to.