Lindsay Lohan becomes even more pathetic, starts Twitter-ing

April 6th, 2009 // 60 Comments

As if Lindsay Lohan’s life wasn’t shitty enough, she’s turned to Twitter-ing about her break-up with Samantha Ronson. The two apparently got into a slugfest Saturday at the Chateau Marmont forcing employees to call the police. Lindsay was even photographed outside posing for the paps when the cops arrive. She, of course, denies the whole thing, according to Us Magazine:

A source close to Lohan, though, insists it was the Ronson family who stayed in a room below her at the Chateau Marmont and “blasted music and would not let Samantha leave the room to meet Lindsay.”
On her Twitter page, Lohan posted to Ronson: PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.
In addition to accusing Ronson of cheating on her, Lohan also slammed her for badmouting her to People magazine.
Lohan disputes there was any drama, despite multiple sources, witnesses and her Twitter page telling Us otherwise.

When you get dumped from your fake lesbian relationship and turn to Twitter, it’s time to bow out of sight gracefully. And by “gracefully” I mean “driving a dump truck full of blow over Niagara Falls.” You know you want to.

Photos: Flynet

  1. elle

    oh btw shes finally admitted to it… “were taking a brief break so i can focus on myself”

  2. stu

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  3. Galtacticus

    I’m looking for a private secretary who can type and make a great coffee!

  4. “Mean Girls” was on TV last night, and — Good God this girl was hot then, and she clearly had the capability to be a huge star. But she blew it, with plenty of help from her parents.

  5. KG

    Does anyone know if Mean Girls will be on soon? I want to check it out and see what Lindsay Lohan looks like in it. I hear she was hot then and that she had the potential to be a big star. If so, she blew it, I’d say with plenty of help with her parents.

  6. I said it a while ago.
    SHE & HER MUM NEED A SHRIK, folks!!
    (and a “SMART” one indeed)

  7. steve123

    so what’s her twitter address then?

  8. dirk

    Girl needs to leave Sam, wash the tuna stink off herself and start sucking Producer cock to get some good parts.

  9. jjbc

    @52 I’m Rick James, Bitch!

  10. Chester

    i think her body ate her implants.

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