Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Sean Penn, shills for MySpace
Lindsay Lohan has been out and about by herself recently which can only mean one thing: She’s on the hunt for penis. And she reportedly found some in the pants of Sean Penn, according to FOX News:
At Sean Penn’s private dinner for Milk last week at downtown/far west eatery The John Dory — in which the former Jeff Spicoli has invested — Lohan showed up sans partner Samantha Ronson. Sources say she immediately sidled up to Penn, who took her under his wing, so to speak. “They nuzzled,” says my observer, before taking off for an after party somewhere in the bowels of Chelsea, no doubt.
However, Lindsay shot down rumors that she’s given up fake lesbianism on her blog this morning. And by shot down rumors I mean wrote the most horribly veiled advertisement for MySpace:
all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!
And, apparently, the “real” Lindsay loves getting paid by MySpace with a dump truck full of blow and dildos. It’s like we’re BFFs! Whee!