Despite Jason Segel’s attempt to trick the paparazzi into believing Lindsay Lohan didn’t spend Friday night at his house, she was spotted an hour later blatantly walking out the door with his shirt on and getting into his assistant’s car. Because attention-whoring runs deep in her Lohan blood, she tried to cover the situation up by plastering it all over Twitter:
haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It’s absurd! @least I’m laughing @the rediculous manifestations
First Cash Warren was a “business partner,” now Jason Segel’s a “coworker.” When’s Lindsay going to learn that no one’s buying any excuse that involves her actually working? Try something a little more believable like “I was robbing the place for coke money.” Or “I let him do me with a hand-puppet because I hate my father.”
Okay, maybe that last one wasn’t as much an excuse as a confession, but you get where I’m going with this.
FIRST!! | December 7, 2009 at 8:11 am
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
first is stupid | December 7, 2009 at 8:12 am
Good for him. I’d still bang the dogshi* out of her…
adrianl | December 7, 2009 at 8:13 am
first
booya | December 7, 2009 at 8:14 am
DRACULA MUSICAL!
Kate | December 7, 2009 at 8:41 am
why is he carrying that doll haha and come on dude, lindsay?
Nova | December 7, 2009 at 8:41 am
You can tell by the look on his face and how he tried to cover up the fact she was still there that he screwed her. And why the was she wearing his shirt other than to make it look even more obvious that they had what I can only imagine was a drunken, sweaty, drug-fuelled, three minute fuck? She’s nothing more than the water in the bottom of a trash can.
This guy has flushed his credibility down the toilet and for what? A herpes-ridden, coked-up whore. Well done Segel, hope you and Blohan are very happy together and you enjoy your new life as a third-rate nobody. I can’t imaging many people will want to have anything to do with him after this. Sad, sad man that he now is.
sara | December 7, 2009 at 9:16 am
No No No No NO!!!
Jason and Lindsay Lohan ???
That is just NOT right!
x0ffender | December 7, 2009 at 9:27 am
Oh Jason. I so thought you were better than that. Your HIMYM character would be so ashamed.
lili | December 7, 2009 at 9:27 am
meh. he’s a terrible actor anyway. they deserve one another. plus look at his 7 a.m. outfit. that spells douchey.
havoc | December 7, 2009 at 9:29 am
Doesn’t having a “co-worker” imply that one actually has “work”?
O.D. already…..
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Cam | December 7, 2009 at 9:33 am
Where’s the nudie pics to make this all seem ok?
I mean not to begrudge the man some luvin’, but after being in the same room with Mila Kunis, no matter what any other woman offerred would ever seem like a good idea… especially Lindsay… blegh. Shoulda worked the Mila angle more, Jase..
Skinny Guy | December 7, 2009 at 10:04 am
Cmon Jason and man-up to your actions.
This is some-what similar to how I troll on CL to pork fat, horny women.
I PORK fat women
AND
You PORK cracked heads
Is it so hard to say?
Jrz | December 7, 2009 at 10:09 am
did she just say love interest?
and whatever happened to that nice Ronson boy she was dating?
cfdgdfdfrfdfgfdfgdtdfgfdf | December 7, 2009 at 10:17 am
“I let him do me with a hand-puppet because I hate my father.”
cfdgdfdfrfdfgfdfgdtdfgfdf | December 7, 2009 at 10:18 am
and then I realized that he really does have a hand-puppet in the pictures, lol
JJ Daddy-O | December 7, 2009 at 10:24 am
Man, she put the “skank” in, uh, skank….
Plus, what kind of fool would leave her in his house alone? I hope he had his assistant following her around the house with a taser to keep her out of his shit.
Donnie Brassballs | December 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
He obviously does not like his penis. Then again, after seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall who can.
joho777 | December 7, 2009 at 11:14 am
He should look sheepish. He must really be hard up to bang Lindsay.
And how did he keep her from cleaning out his house while he was sleeping off the booze??
Anonymous | December 7, 2009 at 11:24 am
Who the hell is Jason Segel?
gö?üs esteti?i | December 7, 2009 at 11:29 am
He is good actor…
Whorehan is disgusting | December 7, 2009 at 11:48 am
WHOREhan is obviously using this to get more publicity. She left 1 MINUTE after he was photographed leaving his home. If she’d wanted to avoid publicity, she would have waited. To be honest, I’m sure she text’d the photogs to let them know she’d be there.
EricLR | December 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Maybe Michael Lohan can hook him up with some super-strength penicillin.
libz | December 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Isn’t it obvious? “co-worker”, “business partner”… she’s officially a WHORE. That, or resorted to SELLING drugs, for a change. I love the look on her face on pic #7
“OMGAAAWD,I like, SOOOO have to get home and wash this jizz outta my ass before my next appointment. Get outta my way, DAMMIT!”
How long before she’s banging, er, “co-working” with Jon Gosselin? Yummy.
r k | December 7, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Just out of curiosity, I’m wondering if the paps who camp Lohan carry a cheese grater and gasoline (or napalm) to offer to the people who sleep over?
Aunt Jemima | December 7, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I think he used the vampire count doll he’s holding in pic #1 to trick Lindsey into having a three-way with him and that dude from Twilight.
hellen | December 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm
this is very disappointing news. goes to show LA makes cool people into retards
dang | December 7, 2009 at 4:43 pm
It’s spelled ‘ridiculous’. Fucking retard.
smart | December 7, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Hey hellen, which one is the cool one?
doonick | December 7, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I love how his reps are trying desperately to convince everyone that nothing happened by pointing out that he had a party the night before and she wasn’t the only one who stayed the night. SFW? just coz other people were in the house doesn’t mean they didn’t fuck. Of course they did and now he has to face the backlash of banging a cheap skank.
I’d laugh if people heckle him when he appears with Maroon 5 in Vegas on NYE. The song where he hands out his number offering sex is just going to sound gross now that everyone knows how low he’ll stoop for a bit of vag.
me | December 7, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Isn’t he standing in like the exact spot where OJ killed Nicole?!?!
Bad omen, dude.
Sad | December 7, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Usually I find this stuff funny, but this is just sad! Poor Jason Segel! We all make mistakes!
Tanzarian | December 7, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I bet they exploded together in a veritable orgasm of godawful.
stephanie | December 7, 2009 at 8:22 pm
no!!!
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Bess | December 7, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I think Fish meant to title this “Jason Segal Now Officially Has Herpes.”
ginkgo | December 8, 2009 at 12:29 am
I guess she was turned on by what she saw in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” but they could be friends.
Tire Swing | December 8, 2009 at 1:35 am
She should just say she’s “networking,” since she’s fucking to find work and dope.
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I’m totally cracking for this doll… I meant the Count doll..
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r4i | December 17, 2009 at 3:58 am
Hi Guy’s,
he’s a terrible actor anyway. they deserve one another. plus look at his 7.30 a.m. outfit. that spells douchey.
Estetik | April 24, 2010 at 11:43 am
He obviously does not like his penis. Then again, after seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall who can.
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