Jason Segel tries to pretend he didn’t just bang Lindsay Lohan
Despite Jason Segel’s attempt to trick the paparazzi into believing Lindsay Lohan didn’t spend Friday night at his house, she was spotted an hour later blatantly walking out the door with his shirt on and getting into his assistant’s car. Because attention-whoring runs deep in her Lohan blood, she tried to cover the situation up by plastering it all over Twitter:
haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It’s absurd! @least I’m laughing @the rediculous manifestations
First Cash Warren was a “business partner,” now Jason Segel’s a “coworker.” When’s Lindsay going to learn that no one’s buying any excuse that involves her actually working? Try something a little more believable like “I was robbing the place for coke money.” Or “I let him do me with a hand-puppet because I hate my father.”
Okay, maybe that last one wasn’t as much an excuse as a confession, but you get where I’m going with this.