Lindsay Lohan back in rehab

August 6th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah. According to sources inside the facility, Lindsay arrived over the weekend to start an “intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.” The Insider reports:

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff have reportedly sought treatment there.

Spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs, and private fireplaces, eh? Well that’s got “cured” written all over it. I once got mono (because I was kissing so many girls, see) and the doctor had me sit in a hot tub and look at a picture of a cute dog and then I was cured. I bet this Cirque Lodge place is going to be like that, only way more expensive and with even less medical expertise.

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  1. i love cookies

    what has she done now?

    kelli you are proof that monkeys fuck., therefore you are the little monkeyfuck.

    go back to school you no talent (little monkey) fuck.

  2. Doc

    Try to make me go to rehab… I say no no no….

  3. haterade

    Speaking of magazines – how FAKE is the Kelly Clarkson on SELF MAGAZINE’s cover? What? Did she lose like 50lbs in day? Also, when did her hands become super tiny? she has MAN hands

  4. GG1000

    “The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs.” I had to read that sentence three times to understand it, and I still don’t believe it! Choosing a rehab center because Town & Country thinks it’s cool is like chosing a financial advisor because he/she does Bikram yoga – the one thing doesn’t relate to the presence of the needed skillset!

    Well, like totally, I dunno what qualifications the counselors had or how they planned the program, but like, they had the cutest little country rooms with flowery handmade quilts and fireplaces, and the group room had like, the killer view of the slopes. It was so Sundance Festival!

  5. trulyjulie

    everybody’s talking about her fake boobs (which I don’t think they are fake). Look at her upper lip. It’s botoxified to the max !

  6. Christ on a Crotch

    65 – Aerialgreen –

    Thank you. I’m happy only to be nominated.

    (Finally!)

  7. toonkinstien

    Cirque Lodge!?!?…Don’t they run a circus in Vegas too???

    Let’s see some pictures of Lilo..or Sheblows doing some stretches and smoking in the hot tub…..while little poodles jump through fire hoops in the back ground…Oooooooooppppss…that was Sheblows hallucination…it’s like a whirlpool…you just keep getting sucked in…..

  8. not me

    You know, she does look a little fd up now. Her nose is getting that thinning quality peoples get when they suff a ton of coke up it…..hse’ll prob lose the bit in the middle like some woman off a soap did in England. that’s an attractive look we can look forward to from her in the next little while

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