Lindsay Lohan has reportedly entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah. According to sources inside the facility, Lindsay arrived over the weekend to start an “intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.” The Insider reports:
The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff have reportedly sought treatment there.
Spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs, and private fireplaces, eh? Well that’s got “cured” written all over it. I once got mono (because I was kissing so many girls, see) and the doctor had me sit in a hot tub and look at a picture of a cute dog and then I was cured. I bet this Cirque Lodge place is going to be like that, only way more expensive and with even less medical expertise.
Donkey man | August 6, 2007 at 10:38 am
First- motha fuckas!
sable | August 6, 2007 at 10:40 am
2nd, boo-hoo
Aubree | August 6, 2007 at 10:41 am
honestly…..there is competition out there. there is more going on than what is the latest with Lindsey and Kim’s ass….
i am truly disappointed.
is it me or is his site slow slow slow lately?
Bite Me! | August 6, 2007 at 10:41 am
Wow, I never saw this one coming. Stupid Bitch!!
???????->krazihottkelli????????? | August 6, 2007 at 10:41 am
?little monkeyfuck back pretending to be good?
LayDeeBug | August 6, 2007 at 10:42 am
30 days, yeah that’ll do it. Oh and yeah, you’ll be cured. (yawns, turns page of newspaper and sipping coffee, moves on to next story)
*** | August 6, 2007 at 10:42 am
so where’s the bar?
no1justminda | August 6, 2007 at 10:42 am
Drug rehab = private vacation
justsomebastard | August 6, 2007 at 10:43 am
That junkie has some nice tits.
???????->weirduglykelli????????? | August 6, 2007 at 10:44 am
?little monkeyfuck back pretending to be good?
my comment | August 6, 2007 at 10:45 am
Waste of time and money. Put this tired loser in a cage and dry her out for 6 months. Nothing but bread and water. Otherwise she’s going to kill somebody one day.
boo | August 6, 2007 at 10:45 am
Rehap=Spa. Watch, she’ll come out with a new nose or bigger boobs
jenster | August 6, 2007 at 10:48 am
well look at mary kate…….she’s cured isn’t she? shes a fatty all over again.
jeezus tap dancing christ. jacuzzi and a fire place……she needs to be locked up in a cabin deep in the woods somewhere for two weeks where she can
“white knuckle” it, and kick all her little stupid addictions by herself.
RussianMan | August 6, 2007 at 10:49 am
Give her to us, we’ll let the Hostile people deal with her.
boo | August 6, 2007 at 10:49 am
Looking at this pic, I finally understand the what is meant by “dead eyes”
Christ on a Crotch | August 6, 2007 at 10:49 am
People like that go to jillion dollar resort/rehabs in order to make headlines.
That chick would be better off on an island somewhere where no one speaks english and she just sits around and stares at the ocean while clearing her stupid head. Or, on a mountain somewhere, like in Batman Begins. But, then again, she’d probably be the one to find the blue, hallucinogenic flower. And wreak havoc on Gotham City aka Los Angeles. (Hmmm, not a bad plan) Lindsay Lohan = Raz Al ghuul
Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 10:50 am
This shit is boring as hell.
Next, PLEASE.
chimpy | August 6, 2007 at 10:52 am
Washed up biatch at 21 yrs old ? Breast implants at 20 ? Fucked up “culture”.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 10:55 am
?10?
?whatz the matter…did cha gain 20 lbz .over the weekend?
and your bald, fattazz huzband wouldn’t fuck your
ztupidazz…or maybe U caught him cheating
with a young beautiful girl half hiz age??
enjoy your ztupid married life, bitch ?
FREAKFLAG | August 6, 2007 at 11:02 am
She’s got nice tits.
Speaking of which, I really want to see Krazihotkelli’s knobs. Can we make that happen, baby?
Polarsynergy | August 6, 2007 at 11:03 am
For an extra $1,000, each room comes with a wet bar.
sundance | August 6, 2007 at 11:04 am
Sundance is like 20 minutes from me and the thought that LiLo could drive on roads near me scares the living daylights out of me. I hope they took her cars keys, her license and then make her shave her head Brit stle to get all the toxins out of her. Can you imagine a bald Lilo? That has hot written all over it.
Poesje | August 6, 2007 at 11:11 am
When I look closely at the picture I see Dina Lohan. I guess the expression on her face is just very similar.
Anyway, on the topic of her new ‘rehab’. It’s just something she does to make herself look good infront of the judges. “Yeeees, BUT I went back to rehab straight after that little incident!”
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 11:12 am
?good luck on that one…if U only need my lazt name…?
jus'stupid | August 6, 2007 at 11:14 am
Big deal, she is back in rehab. It just means she is in trouble and avoiding something. AGAIN.
jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 11:15 am
why bother…..she could buy some perfecto Colombian instead with $30,000.
OnTheResaca | August 6, 2007 at 11:15 am
She entered Cirque Lodge by mistake. She should have joined Cirque Du Soleil. She could play “Cokey, the Freckle-Faced Clown.”
jus'stupid | August 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
@20, that’s child porn. And scarey…
jus'stupid | August 6, 2007 at 11:20 am
Or LiLo changed rehabs to get some new contacts for the good stuff.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 11:20 am
Boobz
?
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???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
?28? boy U R juztztupid:
How iz 18 …child porn? Azzfuzz?
jus'stupid | August 6, 2007 at 11:24 am
@31 You’re too young to even have ass fuzz brat.
ssdd | August 6, 2007 at 11:27 am
And her friends?…The ones from last “rehab” that would come get her and ride tricycles on the beach …. and go for workouts?….
Uh huh ..Whatever…. either way .. they will be waiting on her when she gets out…
Stupid cunt… fall off of the world already—… take that pedophile daddy and toothless mountain whore mother of yours with you.
FREAKFLAG | August 6, 2007 at 11:32 am
Thanks, Kelli. They’re everything I dreamed they would be. :-) Can’t you send me 1 pic? Just 1? You don’t have to be raw (unless you want to be :-) ) My curiosity is killing me! Help me out, sugar.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 11:34 am
?32=ztupidfuck?
?what makez U an expert on my age??
and Y aren’t U working..inztead of playing on the
computer at worK?..they don’t pay U to play on
ZUPERFICIAL…dumbazz?
??krazihottkelli?? | August 6, 2007 at 11:38 am
??34??
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????????????
R U a Republican?
jus'stupid | August 6, 2007 at 11:48 am
I am working. I am a network engineer. I get paid to surf, and make sure things are working correctly, and fast.
x-x-xIsabelle'sINSANITYx-x-x | August 6, 2007 at 11:50 am
ok lindsay lohan in rehab isnt new shes in a new one pretty much evry two weeks. the news about her trying to get rid of alcohal and drug addictions r completely fukked up cuz we all no tht she’s going to go rite bak to it wen shes out she’s jus using the rehab as a vacation.i wish she would jus go bak to being normal b4 the drugs,alcohal and over excessive partying. UGH SUM1 SHOOT HER ALREADY.
lambman | August 6, 2007 at 11:52 am
Well, I guess this french circus cabin or whatever it is can’t be any worse than promises. At least she wont be able to go shopping on Rodeo every day this time.
lambman | August 6, 2007 at 11:53 am
p.s. – It looks like Lindsay is jumping on board with Circqu du Face, its the rage with all the Frenchies
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
?37?
Well, aren’t U the lucky fucker..whatz that got to do with thiz zite?
jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 11:57 am
I mean….look at the Hoff….he’s a perfectly productive member of society now…..
tanya | August 6, 2007 at 11:58 am
Isn’t she in Long Island??????
sweetnsnooty | August 6, 2007 at 11:59 am
hate that blonde looks, all I see is her mother’s face, eeek
Smelly Gostard | August 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I saw this and thougth you Lindsay Loversand/or haters would lke it. Enjoy!
“When the missing Lindsay Lohan used to party and get wasted she used to reportedly go on an attacking spree to fellow Hollywood actors. “When Lindsay Lohan gets really wasted, she gets mean and arrogant and often backstabs her Hollywood competition,” a fellow party pal said. According to the ‘pal’ Lindsay thinks she is the greatest actress in the world.
Let’s see what Lindsay thinks about some of the other Hollywood stars.
Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent.”
Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep).”
Sienna Miller is a “no talent crackhead.”
Keira Knightly is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”
Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming joke of an actress.”
Well that’s nice of her!”
Source: Hollyscoop
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm
?yea, my brotherz friend goez to rehab to get hiz Drugz?
they have way better drugz there , then on the ztreet///
they R zo good that people will kill U for them…..
NICE REHAB…rehab iz a fuckin joke..itz a buzinezz, azzdickz?
RON | August 6, 2007 at 12:10 pm
YOU HAVE GOT REMEMBER SHE WILL NEVER BE “CURED” IF SHE IS A TRUE ADDICT AND ALCOLHOLIC
Georgie | August 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Quit using this same stupid fucking picture. Nobody gives a shit about this retarded, drugged out little drama queen.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 12:14 pm
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Odd%20Pics3/WTF3.html
Guezz which boobz r mine?
??krazihottkelli?? | August 6, 2007 at 12:21 pm
?in your fuckin dreamz..fuckface??