Lindsay Lohan back in rehab


Lindsay Lohan has reportedly entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah. According to sources inside the facility, Lindsay arrived over the weekend to start an “intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.” The Insider reports:

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff have reportedly sought treatment there.

Spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs, and private fireplaces, eh? Well that’s got “cured” written all over it. I once got mono (because I was kissing so many girls, see) and the doctor had me sit in a hot tub and look at a picture of a cute dog and then I was cured. I bet this Cirque Lodge place is going to be like that, only way more expensive and with even less medical expertise.