Lindsay Lohan back in rehab

August 6th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah. According to sources inside the facility, Lindsay arrived over the weekend to start an “intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.” The Insider reports:

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as Mary-Kate Olsen and David Hasselhoff have reportedly sought treatment there.

Spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs, and private fireplaces, eh? Well that’s got “cured” written all over it. I once got mono (because I was kissing so many girls, see) and the doctor had me sit in a hot tub and look at a picture of a cute dog and then I was cured. I bet this Cirque Lodge place is going to be like that, only way more expensive and with even less medical expertise.

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  1. ?10?

    ?whatz the matter…did cha gain 20 lbz .over the weekend?
    and your bald, fattazz huzband wouldn’t fuck your
    ztupidazz…or maybe U caught him cheating
    with a young beautiful girl half hiz age??
    enjoy your ztupid married life, bitch ?

  2. FREAKFLAG

    She’s got nice tits.

    Speaking of which, I really want to see Krazihotkelli’s knobs. Can we make that happen, baby?

  3. Polarsynergy

    For an extra $1,000, each room comes with a wet bar.

  4. sundance

    Sundance is like 20 minutes from me and the thought that LiLo could drive on roads near me scares the living daylights out of me. I hope they took her cars keys, her license and then make her shave her head Brit stle to get all the toxins out of her. Can you imagine a bald Lilo? That has hot written all over it.

  5. Poesje

    When I look closely at the picture I see Dina Lohan. I guess the expression on her face is just very similar.

    Anyway, on the topic of her new ‘rehab’. It’s just something she does to make herself look good infront of the judges. “Yeeees, BUT I went back to rehab straight after that little incident!”

  6. ?good luck on that one…if U only need my lazt name…?

  7. jus'stupid

    Big deal, she is back in rehab. It just means she is in trouble and avoiding something. AGAIN.

  8. jrzmommy

    why bother…..she could buy some perfecto Colombian instead with $30,000.

  9. OnTheResaca

    She entered Cirque Lodge by mistake. She should have joined Cirque Du Soleil. She could play “Cokey, the Freckle-Faced Clown.”

  10. jus'stupid

    @20, that’s child porn. And scarey…

  11. jus'stupid

    Or LiLo changed rehabs to get some new contacts for the good stuff.

  12. ?28? boy U R juztztupid:

    How iz 18 …child porn? Azzfuzz?

  13. jus'stupid

    @31 You’re too young to even have ass fuzz brat.

  14. ssdd

    And her friends?…The ones from last “rehab” that would come get her and ride tricycles on the beach …. and go for workouts?….
    Uh huh ..Whatever…. either way .. they will be waiting on her when she gets out…
    Stupid cunt… fall off of the world already—… take that pedophile daddy and toothless mountain whore mother of yours with you.

  15. FREAKFLAG

    Thanks, Kelli. They’re everything I dreamed they would be. :-) Can’t you send me 1 pic? Just 1? You don’t have to be raw (unless you want to be :-) ) My curiosity is killing me! Help me out, sugar.

  16. ?32=ztupidfuck?

    ?what makez U an expert on my age??

    and Y aren’t U working..inztead of playing on the
    computer at worK?..they don’t pay U to play on
    ZUPERFICIAL…dumbazz?

  17. ??34??

    ?? ??
    ??
    ????????????

    R U a Republican?

  18. jus'stupid

    I am working. I am a network engineer. I get paid to surf, and make sure things are working correctly, and fast.

  19. x-x-xIsabelle'sINSANITYx-x-x

    ok lindsay lohan in rehab isnt new shes in a new one pretty much evry two weeks. the news about her trying to get rid of alcohal and drug addictions r completely fukked up cuz we all no tht she’s going to go rite bak to it wen shes out she’s jus using the rehab as a vacation.i wish she would jus go bak to being normal b4 the drugs,alcohal and over excessive partying. UGH SUM1 SHOOT HER ALREADY.

  20. lambman

    Well, I guess this french circus cabin or whatever it is can’t be any worse than promises. At least she wont be able to go shopping on Rodeo every day this time.

  21. lambman

    p.s. – It looks like Lindsay is jumping on board with Circqu du Face, its the rage with all the Frenchies

  22. ?37?

    Well, aren’t U the lucky fucker..whatz that got to do with thiz zite?

  23. jrzmommy

    I mean….look at the Hoff….he’s a perfectly productive member of society now…..

  24. tanya

    Isn’t she in Long Island??????

  25. sweetnsnooty

    hate that blonde looks, all I see is her mother’s face, eeek

  26. I saw this and thougth you Lindsay Loversand/or haters would lke it. Enjoy!

    “When the missing Lindsay Lohan used to party and get wasted she used to reportedly go on an attacking spree to fellow Hollywood actors. “When Lindsay Lohan gets really wasted, she gets mean and arrogant and often backstabs her Hollywood competition,” a fellow party pal said. According to the ‘pal’ Lindsay thinks she is the greatest actress in the world.

    Let’s see what Lindsay thinks about some of the other Hollywood stars.

    Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent.”
    Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep).”
    Sienna Miller is a “no talent crackhead.”
    Keira Knightly is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”
    Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming joke of an actress.”

    Well that’s nice of her!”

    Source: Hollyscoop

  27. ?yea, my brotherz friend goez to rehab to get hiz Drugz?

    they have way better drugz there , then on the ztreet///

    they R zo good that people will kill U for them…..

    NICE REHAB…rehab iz a fuckin joke..itz a buzinezz, azzdickz?

  28. RON

    YOU HAVE GOT REMEMBER SHE WILL NEVER BE “CURED” IF SHE IS A TRUE ADDICT AND ALCOLHOLIC

  29. Georgie

    Quit using this same stupid fucking picture. Nobody gives a shit about this retarded, drugged out little drama queen.

  30. ???????krazihottkelli???????
  31. ?in your fuckin dreamz..fuckface??

  32. Bill W

    #47, Ron, we use the word “cured” loosely here. It’s supposed to be a joke, because WE ALL KNOW THAT!

  33. wedgeone

    After 3 stints in rehab in one year, do you think that she may finally admit that she’s got issues, or will she keep living in denial until she OD’s?

    I just love how well her new movie is doing – cant wait to hear the latest box office figures. She’ll end up like Tara Reid – unemployable in CA.

  34. annie Rexia

    Are they taking bets on this bitch turning tits up anytime soon. If so, where can I place mine.

  35. caljenna66

    Isn’t it a freakish coincidence that there was a small earthquake in Utah that tragically trapped some miners?

  36. Italian Stallion

    Her freckles make my penis soft……..

  37. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    Hmm….Blohan goes to Utah…Utah has an earthquake. There’s definately some sort of connection.

  38. Danklin24

    I love how this bitch tries to get out of jail time by doing “volunteer” rehab. Its like that damn alcohol anklet, sure it looks like she’s doing the right thing but we all know its just a big joke. She’ll be back in the clubs doing the coke/alcohol thing again in a month. Then she’ll die in a horrible car crash and the news will spend another month talking about it. She’s such a waste of space.

  39. sharpeidude

    #57 – You’re definitely correct on that! Hopefully her fucked up Mom will be riding shotgun when that fiery crash finally happens. To scumbags with one stone!

  40. Ya, if your in that crowd, which she will run back to once out, I don’t care if you do rehab every other month, Lindsey will be right back on the powder and vodka/red bulls…as long as she is in that crowd, and she is so young still, with all that cash and ZERO responsibility and so fucked up in the head she hasn;’t got what it takes to remain clean and sober. KRAZIHOTTKELLI what is your myspace page address? Let us judge if your krazi hott or not. And speaking on MYSPACE, why is every kiss ass moron on that? The majority of pics on there are of real ugly people thinking they look great and then the comments, UHG! “Wow, absolutely beautiful” and the like and they look like Ugly Betty. WTF! i DONT GET IT! I know MY myspace pix are hott. Kelli, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

  41. Hey batwang, i’d like to see your myspace profile. What is it? I’ll give yuou an honest evaluation.

  42. wedgeone

    #53 – you can place your tits around my wang. We’ll both feel better after a few minutes of that.
    ;^D

  43. Big Mama

    I hope she becomes a Mormon while she is there. Then she can flash her weird Mormon underwear at the paparazzi. I’m sure she could find an Osmond who needs another wife to marry.

  44. woodhorse

    #47 Drew Barrymore might be an exception: She was a stone cold drunk at age 13 through ?20 and went to rehab and now she does recreational drugs without getting DUI’s…..someone explain that.

  45. @63 I can explain; there wasn’t all this competition among young (slutty) Hollywood to be the biggest whore, with the most s.t.d’s, dui arrests, panty flashing, porno making, papparazzi addicted, biggest ego in industry. Back then that just wasn’t cool, apparently it is the in thing today, and girls like lindsey are followers not leaders. THATS WHY!

  46. Aerialgreen

    @ 16 – I take my hat to you. That was the funniest geeky snark twist on a celebrity I’ve read in the last couple months. Well played.

  47. herbiefrog

    #63 [in reverse]
    > maybe she goes by the mantra dont drink and drive
    > …or the other variant… drugs…dont drive

    anyway… someone said…

    “When the missing Lindsay Lohan used to party and get wasted she used to reportedly go on an attacking spree to fellow Hollywood actors. “When Lindsay Lohan gets really wasted, she gets mean and arrogant and often backstabs her Hollywood competition,” a fellow party pal said. According to the ‘pal’ Lindsay thinks she is the greatest actress in the world.

    Let’s see what Lindsay thinks about some of the other Hollywood stars.

    Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent.”
    Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep).”
    Sienna Miller is a “no talent crackhead.”
    Keira Knightly is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”
    Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming joke of an actress.”

    …and what’s your point ?

    lol

    [ok stop laughing]

    at least she’s trying…
    …she may be having difficulty understanding
    …the why or how of trying… but she’s trying

    [you are trying babe....? arent you?]

    life as an addict is pretty poor
    there is only one thing on your mind
    so she seems to be trying to control that
    to take control away from that person
    to take control…?

    so maybe give her some space…?
    to make her own decisions…

    as long as you’re *really* trying babe

    ok enough

  48. not angry

    i must have her! what great skin tone she has, she’d make a great jacket! i need something to match my 7 inch “washed up at 21″ stilettos!

  49. leelee

    sundance, utah????? uhhhh Don’t you mean Park City, Utah?

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