Lindsay Lohan back in rehab

July 24th, 2007 // 193 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan checked herself back into rehab today, but not the Promises treatment facility where she just completed her 45 day program. Her attorney issued the following statement:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

It’s probably smart that Lindsay didn’t check back into Promises, since they haven’t managed to help a single person. One of these days somebody is going to do a little research and it’s going to turn out Promises isn’t even a rehab facility, but a used car dealership or something.

NOTE: Check out the woman in the background of this picture. Apparently Lindsay has started befriending actual living cartoon characters.

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  1. FromOutOfNoWhere

    Oh man don’t let this kid have kids, our jails are filled enough as it is.

  2. ts

    HAHAHAHAHA! I hope she drives her SUV off a cliff in Malibu Canyon next time.

  3. jrzmommy

    is it considered a relapse if she never quit?

  4. TS

    @63. You are SOOOO right on the money, by the way.

  5. jayem

    does she hang those sobriety chips there for irony? does she even know what irony is? bitch is almost as crazy as Britney… only difference is Britney is a retarded pig, and Lindsay is just retarded. i think they should just skip rehab and throw her in jail for a year. not the Pampered Princess Heaven jail that Paris got sent to, but real jail.

  6. LiLo has the “chip” all alcoholics possess that allows 60% more acetaldehyde (a powerful muscle poison 30x more toxic than alcohol itself) to pass unfiltered through the liver than non-alcoholics who don’t have this mutation. There’s a pill that counteracts acetaldehyde toxicity before the damage is done, preventing not only hangovers but protecting against long term health threats like liver damage, cancer and Alzheimer’s… in social drinkers. Can’t do anything for the blow tho… CheerzHangover.com

  7. Rosie's Mustach

    Thanks lady bug.

    As a young woman not much older than Lindsay I have so much trouble feeling sorry for this girl. I would never drink and drive I would rather loose my own life than put anyone else’s life at risk.

    But I don’t really have to worry because I can’t drive or drink or do drugs. We can barely afford my medical bills, so smack isn’t really in my budget. My organs really couldn’t handle any alchohol right now (and weighing so little it would be a disaster) and you can’t drive when you have trouble walking anyway. I see all these people trashing their bodies everyday and it’s infuriating. I used to love exercising 3 hours a day (you’d have to tell me to stop) but my heart can take it now and I would give anything to just be able to work out for one more day like I used to. So when I hear people say “oh I hate working out” or “it’s so hard to eat healthy” I just want to scream.

    The medical system is clogged up with people who have litteraly made their own beds there and it isn’t fair to the rest of us. Imagine a medical system without those who damage their own bodies. Maybe many diseases would have cures if doctors didn’t have to constantly deal with those who disrespect the gift of life and their bodies. Imagine what could be done with the money that Brit and Lobloh and Paris waste on drugs and bullshit they don’t need. These days I am so angry at the celebrity world and their ridiculous selfish crap.

    I don’t want to belittle addiction since my father was an alchoholic but, I’ve seen a lot of people get a life sentence from a doctor and find out there is NOTHING they can do to change it.

    Girls like Britney, Paris and Lindsay really need a little reality in their lives. I’ve seen so many people go through so much more than these girls have been dealt and they would NEVER put someone else’s life at risk or make a mockery of parenthood.

    I also don’t mean to come accross as feeling sorry for myself because I love life and everything you go through, if you learn from it, gives you compassion and a greater understanding of life. I guess I am lacking a little compassion for these girls but I am a big believer in tough love. These girls need to go out and see the struggles that everyday people go through and they need to wake up and find a little something called gratitude.

  8. VICKY

    I mean .. this IS the superficial right ?????

    Did anyone noticed that the cartoon character is wearing the same top Lilo was wearing in the subject below this one ???

  9. Saynotoaddsinthreads

    106. Just what we need. A pill pusher commenting on a drug related topic.

  10. Jennifer

    #108 I just noticed the same thing.

  11. Valarium

    Oh come the fuck on. Understandably people have issues with relapse and all but this is completely out of hand. Is it even considered a relapse now? It’s well past the rehab phase. She has serious issues that Betty Ford can’t handle. Here’s an idea, throw her ass in jail for a very long time where she’s cut off from everything. Fuck that Paris preferential treatment shit, I’m talking solitary for at least 6 months. The only light this crazy bitch needs to see for that time is the fire from her ever widening rancid rotten crotch.

  12. Rosie's Mustach

    Sorry for my long post people, I guess I just needed to rant.

  13. Ralph

    Doesn’t really matter if you call it a disease or not. For hardcore addicts it doesn’t matter if you try to treat it or not, because 90% of them won’t recover. Like lots of other people, I hate the whiny fake-religious AA stuff (invoking God when it’s all about yourself), but I haven’t personally encountered any addict living on easy street at taxpayers’ expense. Even the recovered ones seem to live joyless compulsive lives, usually with a fair amount of financial difficulty because of what they’ve done. And as long as murderers and rapists get short sentences and early paroles because of prison overcrowding, I couldn’t care less if drug possession & DUI cases get probation instead of jail time. Lock up all the habitual violent offenders first, for full prison terms, and then if there are any cells left vacant (there won’t be) start complaining about addicts getting off easy.

  14. Robert Downey, Jr.

    #111 Hey, it worked for me. Um, did you say valarium or valium?

  15. ali

    i mean, try all you want LOLO but after that last move..your ass belongs to the california jail system.

  16. farty_mcshitface

    WOW, this one big fuckin surprise!!
    lohan drunk and coked up? again?—–no way- i tells ya!!

    what i want to know is when the fuck are the courts going to get to this bitch?
    i mean everytime she fucks up (which is about every other week she isn’t in rehab) she avoids the trouble regular people would face by going to celebrehab where she gets everything she wants (probably all the booze and coke she can handle)
    she now has a rather significant amount of infractions which are greater than paris’s violations. lohan needs to do hard time in a REAL jail. no solitary shit in the special needs section.

  17. LayDeeBug

    True that about the jails being cloggged with drug offenders, and that doesn’t help them. Someone put their foot in my ass and that got me straight. (sorta).

    #113 – “Even the recovered ones seem to live joyless compulsive lives, ”

    Oh MY GAWD, have I ever met so many like that, joyless and miserable and clean.

    Now, that Lohan tart is putting people at risk by driving so SHE should to small time for that. No Doubt!

    Oh and Rosie’s, I love to work out too. Not as hard as you did, but I recognize that I got a fat ass because I stopped working out. So I started again.

  18. wastedOne

    It’s just Fergie with her!
    And is that white powder all over the windshield?
    Also, why would you run from Lilo….just stop, throw a bag on the ground and when she tries to pick it up, kick her into the ground!

  19. Rosie's Mustach

    Oops I totally mispelled LayDeeBug. Sorry. My bad.

  20. Gia

    the cartoon character is definitely wearing a shirt that lindsay wore in the previous entry (July 24th) entry. funny

  21. LAyDeeBug

    Can’t……tear……myself…..away from desk….arrrgh. (pushes madly to no avail)……CRAP!!!! I wanna go home…….!!!

    Shitgoddamnedmuthafuckingsrapy Lindsay Lohan and her Long Island drama.

  22. Bill Clinton

    #113

    You are right… and I speak from experience.

    I’m hopelessly addicted to pussy, and I will never recover.

    Now where’s that naughty little minx Kelli, I need to give her the ol’ Presidential ‘veto’.

  23. Hollywood Agent

    She is now the official female version of Jan Michael Vincent. Jan was a very good looking young star in the ’70s, and he had everything going for him. He pulled the same crap as Logan, and now he is a down and out derelict somewhere, and no one could care less about him. Oh, he also lost/spent all of his money years ago.

    I think it is despicable that the media is comparing her to some good character actors that have had alcohol problems in the past. She was a child star and no more or no less. Very few child stars go on to become adult stars. She was lucky to be given the chance to work in movies as an adult, and she blew it. This just shows you that it really is better to be smart than lucky.

    Her career is totally over. No one is ever going to be able to get an insurance bond on her, for any film, ever.

    Five years from now when she is penny-less, I hope she wakes up and does something useful with her life.

    What an idiot!!!

  24. Sean

    Awe poor little coke whore. Maybe the third time will do the trick. I’m not gonna hold my breath.

  25. justifiable

    #123 Maybe she’ll be lucky enough to share an airport floor with Nick Nolte.

  26. LayDeeBug

    #123 – “Five years from now when she is penny-less, I hope she wakes up and does something useful with her life. ”

    Yeah, like do a Reality Show. I’d love to see that. ten years from now, 21 and a has-been, doing a reality show with Britney, Ja Rule (loser), Jennifer Lopez (dare to dream she finally takes a powder), Michelle Rodrigues and Colin “that Irish drugged/drunk actor that the girls seem to like so much and I don’t know why” Farrell.

    Damn good television.

  27. Troll Killing Zombie

    #123, Hollywood Agent: While I sincerely hope that what you say is true and will happen, a big part of me thinks that this will not hurt her film career. The way priorities are in Hollywood, I kind of think that this will make her even more money in the long run. I really do hope I’m wrong about it and she never gets another acting job, but nothing in Hollywood surprises me anymore. Guess I’m getting a bit jaded.

  28. Big Mama

    I am so sick of hearing that she hangs out with the wrong crowd, her friends are all enablers, her mother is acts like her friend and not a mother figure, etc…..

    She is an adult and is 110% responsible for her own actions.

    Let just face it —– Logan is a Jerk!

  29. justifiable

    #128 No production wants to take on an actor who thinks she’s all that ,but doesn’t bother to show up on time, or is even AWOL from the set. No one wants to take an obscene amount of money from their budget to find an insurance company that will underwrite their having to reshoot part of the film with another actor if she does this, is too drugged up to act, in rehab, kills a pedestrian or passenger in the midst of filming, or even OD’s. It’s all about money and the bottom line i this industry, and as good a job as she did in “Mean Girls”, people will look at the gross of her last couple of films, weigh the cost of working with her again………and then choose another young actor who can handle the part AND be professional at the same time.

  30. Shut Up!

    #2 – that comment was stupider than Lindsay Lohan…

  31. EgoManiac

    All this stuff is genetic. Lindsay’s Dad is a jailed cokehead, so Lindsay is a jailed cokehead. It’s science people.

  32. Big Mama

    The cartoon character is wearing Lindsay’s dirty shirt. Lindsay most likely sold it to her for some booze.

  33. pacomartini

    …if one more person posts a comment about loho switching her top with that drag queen “cartoon” i’m gonna hurl…i love the ones who think they noticed it first…besides, everyone knows in hollywood u can’t be seen twice in the same outfit u were arrested in.

  34. justifiable

    #132 All the more reason, with Daddy’s great life staring her in the face, to have kept her nose clean.

  35. Shut Up!

    Like, OMG, am I the only one who noticed that Lindsay changed shirts with the cartoon looking person?! I can’t believe I noticed it first. I’m so perceptive. Look everyone, do you see it, do you see the shirt change that I noticed first?

    (happy #134?)

  36. i’m not surprised. if i had what she had at my addictive stage in growing up, who knows where i’d turn up. but i do like to keep up on what she’s wearing. love her bag!

  37. pacomartini

    thanks #136…but no…i’m not…

  38. don't recycle

    #134 we heard you the first time when you used that line at #43.

  39. pacomartini

    …thats great 139…you managed to miss the point i was making. r u related to lohan?

  40. I’m still waiting for her sex video…

  41. justifiable

    #141 She didn’t show up on time for that, either.

  42. mcphatty

    The friend is part of her new program….”Save-a-Tranny-Save-a-Life” they share stories about their periods and makeup tips……This one is only half way through “the procedure”…..give her some time……if you think you recognize shim it’s cus shes David Carradine’s yonger brother Derrick……

  43. morning coffee

    Most normal folks seem get their little buzz on without going to prison.

  44. steph

    jesus, that woman is ugly. im not entirely convinced it isnt a man..

  45. Big Mama

    Her makeup looks really great.

  46. stacey

    DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE CARTOON FRIEND IS WEARING THE SHIRT THAT LINDSEY HAD ON IN THE PREVIOUS PICTURE?

    SHE’S A MESS… POBRECITA… I HOPE SHE DOESN’T END UP LIKE RIVER… OR DOES THAT MEAN I THINK SHE HAD SOME TALENT??? NOT REALLY TALENTED…

  47. stacey

    DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE CARTOON FRIEND IS WEARING THE SHIRT THAT LINDSEY HAD ON IN THE PREVIOUS PICTURE?

    SHE’S A MESS… POBRECITA… I HOPE SHE DOESN’T END UP LIKE RIVER… OR DOES THAT MEAN I THINK SHE HAD SOME TALENT??? NOT REALLY TALENTED…

  48. stacey

    DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE CARTOON FRIEND IS WEARING THE SHIRT THAT LINDSEY HAD ON IN THE PREVIOUS PICTURE?

    SHE’S A MESS… POBRECITA… I HOPE SHE DOESN’T END UP LIKE RIVER… OR DOES THAT MEAN I THINK SHE HAD SOME TALENT??? NOT REALLY TALENTED…

  49. The Superficial

    Stacy, get your finger off the Caps Lock and stop hitting the “Post Your Comment” button. Then back away from your computer slowly.

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