Lindsay Lohan was leaving a West Hollywood tanning salon last week when she was besieged by paparazzi. I don’t want to ruin it, but let’s just say a photographer trips and hits their head on Lindsay’s car and then the other paparazzi get into a fight. Oh yeah, and forget about that not wanting to ruin it thing, because I’m pretty sure I just did.
Thanks to Christian for the tip and TMZ for the clip. And thanks to me for being so good at rhymes.
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Tracie | March 13, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Two separate incidents are shown here. I love how Lindsay just steps around the female photographer who falls down and groans in front of her. Lindsay reveals her true feelings for the paparazzi that have made her famous…that they are less than dog $hit to her.
maggixial | March 13, 2006 at 2:17 pm
they’re less than dog shit to me too and I’m not even famous.
I find it awesome that girl fell.
Tracie | March 13, 2006 at 2:20 pm
I agree. Too bad the photographer jumped right back up so that Lindsay couldn’t “accidently” run over her.
Of course, where would Lindsay be without them, though?
GothamGuy | March 13, 2006 at 2:23 pm
I too find it amusing watching that douchebag paparazzi fall. She looked and sounded like a video game character as she fell and then got up so quickly. These people have no lives — they follow around untalented, slutty starlets with big goofy sunglasses and fake tans…and it’s all your fault for buying Us Weekly.
Robin27 | March 13, 2006 at 2:24 pm
You guys defintely have points, I mean, its hard to feel sorry for her when she asked for this, and wouldn’t be anywhere without the paparzzi (I feel the same about Jessica Simpson) but, it was GREAT when that lady fell and hit her head and Lindsay just walked around her, @ that moment I actually liked Lindsay. Wow, never thought I’d say that
Heather | March 13, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Ugh. Please tell me why people still give a flying shit about this freckled waif?
P.S. Lindsay didn’t help the chick who fell because she’s a ginger, and we all know that gingers have no souls.
booface | March 13, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Amen Gotham. No one should support these parasites by buying US & all that other crap. Now Superfish, on the other hand, well that’s just good quality comedy.
Spindoc | March 13, 2006 at 2:27 pm
The only people worse that starlets and young hollywood celebrities are the parasites who make their living off them. I hope that fall hurt skank! Muwahahahahahahaha.
blueballs | March 13, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Can someone remind me why people are so eager to photograph this coke head, non talented, can’t drive ho?
MagicIntern | March 13, 2006 at 2:37 pm
I’ve never understood people who argue that celebrities signed-up for this type of invasion of privacy when they decided to become an actor, singer, etc. How do you make the connection of someone wanting to follow their dreams with the paparazzi being able to follow their EVERY move. I think the people that came up with that ideal are the paparazzi themselves. Nobody deserves to be treated/hounded like that. It’s not a celebs fault that they get paid well for generating the money they do for the studios – it’s only fair! What’s not fair is for people to sit back and say that being hounded is just par for the course and is the price they pay for becoming famous – uummm… what’s wrong with this world? Give the girl some privacy… sheesh. Personally, I can’t imagine someone following me around 24/7 let alone dozens of people following me around 24/7. No amount of money would make be worth that. I love this site though and everyone’s catty comments!
blueballs | March 13, 2006 at 2:37 pm
oops nevermind, heather asked already….sorry.
BarbadoSlim | March 13, 2006 at 2:44 pm
I’m conflicted here as I am no fan of any of these pseudo celebrities, but maaaan seing some paparazzo douchebag do a faceplant sho’ is funny as all hell.
hahahahahahaha…
amma | March 13, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I gotta take La Lohan’s side here. I don’t think the paparazzi made her…I think her publicists did. And while I’m all for candid shots and gossipy tell alls…Usually the celeb doesn’t have to be literally stalked for that kind of stuff. These guys are really acting like animals here. I mean, she was coming from a tanning salon, its ridiculous.
happy_bunny | March 13, 2006 at 2:50 pm
This video supports my ongoing theory: being a celebrity would suck.
Why are paparazzi so lame? What’s so fascinating about someone walking to her car?
mamacita | March 13, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I actually saw this clip sometime last week and it cracked me the hell up!!! The thing I thought was the funniest was that after the woman fell, she said “sorry” for hitting the car. I have to admit, I feel bad for Lindsay in this video. Just because, ya know, she’s going about her regular everyday business and these people are just RIGHT THERE, all up in her face and about 2 inches away from her the entire time. My opinion is that even if you knew, theoretically, what would happen when you become famous, you can’t ever really comprehend what that’s like until it actually happens.
boredatwurk | March 13, 2006 at 3:04 pm
She probably stepped over the women because if she actually stopped to help her up she would probably get swarmed even worse. That has got to get old.
DuckBoy | March 13, 2006 at 3:05 pm
the paparazzi are scum, if that bitch would have hit my Mercedes like that I would have ran her ass over
just imagine what poor Britney goes through…she has paparazzi on her 10x worse than that
and I hate when people say “that’s what you get for being famous” because you can’t even understand what it must be like until it happens to you.
you have no sense of self or privacy and that SHOULD NOT be one of the drawbacks of fame
Lala | March 13, 2006 at 3:13 pm
This clip makes me think of those two-headed scorpions that will eventually turn on itself and are too dim-witted to realize they’re using their own pincers to attempt attacking themselves to death.
Gotta love it.
PirateWench | March 13, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Hmm. I can’t really take any sides or make any points cuz I find every, single person in this video repulsive. I feel dirty for having watched it.
pixelbasic | March 13, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Rome is burning.
LoneWolf | March 13, 2006 at 3:27 pm
#6 Heather – Lindsay’s attitude was, “Screw you guys, I’m going home.”
I don’t accept the I-didn’t-sign-up-for-this argument. If you don’t want them around, it’s pretty easy to avoid paparazzi. Just ask Valerie Bertinelli, Linda Blair, or Scott Baio. It’s a lot easier to get out of show business than to stay in it.
lysistrata11 | March 13, 2006 at 3:32 pm
#6-hehehe somebody likes southpark…
Merebear | March 13, 2006 at 3:34 pm
I think Lohan acted appropriately, considering the situation. What no one has mentioned yet is WHAT THE F**K is a freckled redhead doing in a tanning salon????? She deserves a dent in her Mercedes just for being a dumbshit who thinks she’s immortal. Does she not realize that wrinkles and skin cancer removal scars are not going to get her any more B movie parts??? Freak.
MeganHarris | March 13, 2006 at 3:35 pm
It’s a classic!!
MunchkinT | March 13, 2006 at 3:36 pm
She gets what she deserves with the papparazi following her! There are plenty of celebs who have a private life, because they don’t broadcast to the world every move they make! Think about it . . . why do we know that LiLo got a cut on her ankle from dropping a tea cup after having a shower at Ryan Adams house? Because her mom freakin told the whole world about it! WHY? Because the ugly freckled ho needs any publicity she can get.
lysistrata11 | March 13, 2006 at 3:41 pm
I’m not so sure that klutz’ should be hired to carry around expensive equipment…
boo | March 13, 2006 at 3:50 pm
i guess i fail to see where the interest is in this story.
downshine | March 13, 2006 at 3:53 pm
when she dies of melanoma (skin cancer) next year let it be remembered that i said it here first.
bigfatmomma | March 13, 2006 at 4:08 pm
shouldn’t she have enough money left to buy her own tanning bed and not have to put up with this?
Discourses | March 13, 2006 at 4:09 pm
I agree with Lonewolf #21.
Paparazzi is easily avoidable. Look at Prince for example, he’s a huge star yet you never see any pictures of him. Why, because he lives in Minnesota (I think). If Lohan doesn’t want to be stalked (which secretly they do don’t be naive), move the f*ck out of L.A. or N.Y.!!!! I’m not however excusing those pathetic leeches called paprazzi, nor am I excusing our moronic celebrity obsessed culture.
booface | March 13, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Hey dum-dums, Tanning salons have this thing now called “Spray Tan”, which doesn’t cause skin cancer. You don’t seriously think that she was born orange, do you?
pixelbasic | March 13, 2006 at 4:17 pm
#28 good point. This stinks of the ego-stroking unexpected mall appearances made by Sally Field in scenes from ‘Soapdish’. A more common occurrence then their PR toadies would have us poor dumb huddle masses believe I’m sure.
gammanormids | March 13, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Hypocrite. For a person who doesn’t mind nor care to be seen drunk evey night of her like by all media, it’s almost funny that she covers her face when looks all apparently sobber and even well dressed.
playahater101 | March 13, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I gotta say, I still feel that if you want the fame, you have to deal with the consequences. And these girls wouldn’t be half as famous as they are if it wasn’t for the photographers following them, but now I can see their point. Those people are like hungry dogs fighting over a meal. All she’s doing is leaving a salon and there’s a good 15 photographers following her. What’s so great about that? Those people should be hiding in the bathroom stalls of the clubs they hang at. THOSE are pics worth taking. And it’s always great to see people fall. HAHAH!!
Grphdesi23 | March 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Wow, these comments for Lindsay Lohan just keep racking up……
gammanormids | March 13, 2006 at 4:44 pm
#32 “I gotta say, I still feel that if you want the fame, you have to deal with the consequence”
True. But also, you can act and show your talent, as many other do. These girsl like Lohan just want to feel what it
stupida | March 13, 2006 at 5:24 pm
what a miserable existance.
Ho-lee, I feel so lucky.
HughJorganthethird | March 13, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Watching these clips just made me sad. Sad that I share a planet with people this pathetic.
Moon43215 | March 13, 2006 at 6:05 pm
You know I freakin hate these paprazzi scum bags, and every one of them that gets hurt doing this asks for it. But truth be told, how can you not do it? You take a photo, and praise god there’s a peek of nipple or camel toe, and your set for life! I sit here looking at my bank statement with $636.28 and rents due and I think….Fuck yeah, Smile Lindsay, over here Lindsay…ahhh come on, smile for us Lindsay…I feel so fucking cheap…
deluxxe | March 13, 2006 at 6:56 pm
“I’ve never understood people who argue that celebrities signed-up for this type of invasion of privacy when they decided to become an actor, singer, etc.”
I’ve never understood people who don’t understand that. It’s a fact of the business. That’s like people who decide to become a school teacher and then complain about their wage. Or someone moving next to an airport and then complaining about the noise. They all know what they’re getting in to. Especially when they start cashing 5 million dollar checks. BOO-FRICKIN-HOO.
gogoboots | March 13, 2006 at 7:09 pm
dude this must be the single most annoying shit you have to deal with. and i have no idea why anyone would want to take a million pictures of Linday Lohan while she’s wearing a t-shirt and jeans and walking to her car to go shopping. it must be a REALLY lousy and boring job.
gogoboots | March 13, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Actually you never see paparazzi like this in NYC, unless it’s a major event. Usually, it’s in LA ’cause that’s where all the scum of the earth inhabit…
nichole | March 13, 2006 at 7:57 pm
I dont care what people say about “oh, you get into Hollywood knowing what to expect.” That just looks sooo fucking annoying, OMG.
Number 1 was right on.
James Earl Cash | March 13, 2006 at 7:58 pm
#19
I agree. Ick.
On the other hand, how come no one has mentioned the fight? That was pretty damn funny. Why did that guy pick a fight with someone so much bigger and obviously excessively angry.
Someone needs some valium.
boobtube | March 13, 2006 at 8:23 pm
If peopel were all up in your face with their flash on without even asking or being polite about it you would treat them like shit too. I applaud her for not reacting to that idiot tripping, in fact, I would have laughed at her and called her a racially demeaning name – even if it wouldn’t have made any sense.
I’m not cutting Lohan any slack though, she is a piece of dirt just waiting to be next on cast of the next TeachMyAss amateur video collection.
ESQ | March 13, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Believe me, I am the first to jump on the wagon about this Raggedy Ann however the pooparazzi deserve just as much as they dish out – the same goes for stupid celebs/rock stars that snort a line of coke, make a sex tape, etc. you deserve what is coming to you.
I would have done the same thing Lindsay would have done, at least she did not kick them in the face, i.e. Dennis Rodman.
ESQ | March 13, 2006 at 8:33 pm
LOVE #45, I am with you.
Robin27 | March 13, 2006 at 9:43 pm
What I was saying when I say they asked for it was the people who use the media to get famous in the first place!! Lindsay milked her fued with hilary duff, and that basically made her who she is today…Jessica Simpson said she make that tuna or chicken comment because she knew that would make the media and inviting us in her home to follow her around MADE her famous! I could go on and on, I mean Britney…all she did was use the media and do publicity stunts to become more and more famous so PLEASE people! Merryl Streep, the girl who was in The Notebook, Alanis Morrisette, Scarlett Johanson THESE PEOPLE MADE IT ON THEIR TALENT! And, never used the media to their advantage and thats why they don’t follow them around!! Jeez people! :-)
Robin27 | March 13, 2006 at 9:44 pm
^^^ supposed to be a smiley face @ the end :-)
leisa | March 13, 2006 at 10:19 pm
i can’t see the clip anymore. :(
anyone else having the same prob?