Lindsay Lohan at the Fendi flagship store opening
Lindsay Lohan attended the opening of Fendi’s flagship store yesterday, looking like the Wicked Witch of the West. I don’t know why she insists on the dark hair, since her natural red hair is so much more appealing. It’s like she’s going out of her way to make herself look evil. I guess cute and sexy is out, and dark and menacing is in. I mean why look like a pleasantly attractive girl when you can look like you ride around on a broom and cast spells on people? All she needs are a few flying monkeys to complete the look. Oh, and a hat. One of those pointy black ones. You know, the ones witches wear. Get it? Because she’s a witch.