Lindsay Lohan at SNL afterparty

April 17th, 2006 // 129 Comments
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How do you celebrate a successful night hosting SNL? Show up to the afterparty posing like an ass, of course.


  1. gogoboots

    Oh mannn, i just saw a trailer for this new movie she’s doing called “Just My Luck”, it look fucking awful, one of those stupid romantic comedy’s with Lindsay being all klutzy and dumb looking, in like a million different bad outfits. STAY AWAY!!!!

  2. CheyenneFleming

    My sisters friend had a small part in the movie “Mean Girls” and said Lindsay really is a stuck up bitch that thinks she’s too good to even speak to “bit parters” unless she’s on screen.

  3. biatcho

    My best friends’ sisters’ brothers’ girlfriend saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

  4. killerkat

    #95

    She admited she does drugs, and she hasn’t say anything about quitting them, to be thin doesn’t make her a cocaine addicted, but her awful attitude and nasty social life are not the ones of a saint, come one, she fingers in every third picture, in some pics she is literally holding the bottle, so if you are still one of those Lohan’s fans who believe the fairytales that she is an adorable teen the news are that she is not in like in Parent trap any more, she does drugs, and maybe alcohol and other nasty things too.

  5. Jacq

    I love the look of sheer look of disgust on the face of the guy behind her. That dress looks cheaper than anything I saw the last time I popped into Forever 21.

    #49 – I totally agree. Another case-in-point sucky name? MeganHarris. Good one? See #99 – LouBricant.

  6. mamacita

    @103

    Anyone? Anyone?

  7. biatcho

    Something DOO economics. VOODOO Economics.

  8. mamacita

    Please don’t say were not going to take the car home. Please don’t say were not going to take the car home. Please don’t say were not going to take the car home.

  9. amazed

    Paris Hilton called – she wants her look back. And, that dress is not hot!!

  10. biatcho

    He’ll keep calling me, he’ll make me feel guilty. I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I… I’ll go. arrrrggghhh, ROONEY!!!!

  11. mamacita

    @110

    I think PapaHotNuts is the real Sausage King.

  12. L239

    Good thing she has a sexy body to make up for it.

    No wait, it’s a praying mantis in a sequined potato sack.

  13. biatcho

    My heart belongs to Mr. Fritz, he’s my sausage king.

  14. bakismaki

    that pic is freaking hilarious. That guy’s face is priceless. It’s not an I want to tap that face like someone said before, it’s a face of utter disgust, like eww get away from me you smelly bag lady.

  15. kitty_kat

    #112- LMAO @ the praying mantis comment!

  16. HollyJ

    @ 112 and 115:

    It’s prEying mantis, not prAying mantis… PREYING not “Praying” .. WTF?? …This isn’t PTL!!!

    The insect is prEying on other insects, not shaking a Pentecostal snake and prAying for them.

    PREYING MANTIS

  17. joeqpublicus

    WOW! Did anybody notice Lindsay Lohan is desperate for attention, who would of thunk it.

  18. joeqpublicus

    WOW! Who would of thunk it Lindsay Lohan is desperate for attention and not afraid to show it. What a brave little trooper.

  19. mamacita

    @116

    Well, you’re usually funny, so I won’t try to make you feel like a dumb ass. From dictionary.com:

    pray

  20. gizmohead

    I want to meet misshohan and personally ebat her ass for being such a skalnky bitch to everyone and everything. GReat now my computer screen smells like Skank!

  21. gizmohead

    I want to meet misshohan and personally ebat her ass for being such a skalnky bitch to everyone and everything. GReat now my computer screen smells like Skank!

  22. Steph

    what a tool

  23. xmarcelax

    she looks like she snorted a pound of coke.

  24. chanel_bear

    to the person a few below that made the comment about how much lindsay has accomplished: okay, here’s where i’m confused…Lindsay Lohan is about the age of a college sophmore, and she’s acheived 99% more than most people her age….as a university student i’m insulted. I work hard, and I rarely ever have time to myself as when I am not in class, studying, or writing term papers, I’m working to help support myself, and I would like to mention I do it all without the benefit of multiple trips to the hospital for exhaustion and fake asthma.

    I resent on behalf of the millions of university students in North America the implication that because we are not initially famous for stealing Hilary Duff’s boyfriend, and a few (bad) Disney movies that that emaciated party girl has somehow achieved more than we have. Some of us will continue to be productive members of society long after the age of 25, while Lindsay spends her time in skeezy bars talking about the time she used to be famous for banging Fez from that 70′s show.

  25. owenluvsdd

    i would like to set her on fire and then watch Cruise and his famliy toast marshmellows over her blazing 45lbs body!..

  26. cosmic_emily

    you guys are crazy — who cares about Lindsay Lohan getting a bad wrap — she LIVES for that shit man, have you ever heard the phrase “no publicity = bad publicity” — she’s getting publicity up the ass and it’s hooking us all in, we’re all dying to see what Lindsay does next, whether she acts like a pompus bitch and makes Jessica Simpson cry or admits to anorexia — we love it, we eat it up — we’re all playing right into that.

  27. MustangLaura

    Lindsay “I Am The Queen Of Drug Addiction Kate Moss Has Nothing On Me and To Prove It I Will Sleep With Every Ugly Man In The World Because I Like Them For Their Personality Not The Free Publicity! Give Me Some Crack Darling Im Parched. I Love You Hilary Duff !”

  28. MustangLaura

    Lindsay Says “I Am The Queen Of Drug Addiction Kate Moss Has Nothing On Me and To Prove It I Will Sleep With Every Ugly Man In The World Because I Like Them For Their Personality Not The Free Publicity! Give Me Some Crack Darling Im Parched. I Love You Hilary Duff !”
    See I Can Make Up Stuff That Comes True Too .. Its A Gift Really !!

  29. ATX

    She’s still a hottie!

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