Lindsay Lohan at SNL afterparty

…Lindsay Lohan: The E True Hollywood Story…..

…it all started when Lindsay was found face down in a mud puddle strung out on heroine….

(first post yay!)

damn, she has a hairy neck….

How pompous can you be? What a stuck up wench. I can’t believe Cosmo called her a superstar after those retarded movies she did. Herbie Unloaded or whatever? Biggest waste of money I can think of.

that guy in the background wants to tap her ass.

She is SO 5 minutes ago…

She’s fine.

I love the guy standing behind her lol
He’s kind of like “who the hell does she think she is”? haha

Damn, she has some hairy nose hair.

Jeez. Give the girl a break. If she’s partying, she’s a whore. Now she’s stuck up?

The chick has earned more and achieved more than 99% of kids her age. Remember, the girl is about the same age as a college sophomore.

She must have a huge vat filled with makeup that she’s dunked into daily to cover those gazillion freckles covering her ugly ass. Oh, that’s her face i’m lookin at, same, same.

#9 she’s also done more men & drugs than most kids her age too… she should be proud!

re #4
either he wants to tap it, or he’s like “where IS it?”

THE CAPTION SHOULD READ:

LINDSAY LOHAN CHECKING HER NOSE FOR EVIDENCE OF HER PRE-PARTY PICK-ME-UP

gotta love the 3 hands coming her way too

She could use more fake tan stuff coz her pits look paler than her upper poor excuse of an arm. Hey Biatcho, I’ll tell you the question – What the hell’s with this Devil stuff? The whole black mass, and the whole six-six-six, coffins thing? Don’t think the Big Man ain’t keeping score, baby! He put you in the penthouse, and He can kick you back down to the gutter with these two! [ points to Steve & Eydie ]

#9 i think youre just desperatley asking for a verbal rape and i for one, cant wait for it to begin.

OMG sorry you guyz, rape isnt funny!11!!

How to perfect the “Little girl trying on her Mother’s dress” look by Lindsey Lohen.

I’ve also noticed how superficial comments are more about making fun of other commenters than celebrities. I mean where’s the fun in that? The people here who have become well known are probably the biggest losers, so making fun of them isn’t worth it, they don’t even have the millions of dollars to console themselves with.

*overheard at afterparty*
im lindsey lohan. im hot. my makeup is chic, it looks like i just gave a blow job in the limo on the way over. but i didnt, its just a trick. i gave 5 blow jobs on the way here! and took them all in the face. cuz i like jizz. mmm jizz. ashlee and jessica cant take it in the face like i can. stupid bitches will never live up to me!! whats that your eating? tell me all about it cuz it looks yummy. no i dont want any! ha! what do you think i am? one of those fat cows who still EATS?!! fuck that man. ive got a rep to protect and pictures to pose for. im posing with my nose int he air alllll night, cuz im cool like that. and also i snorted so much coke if i put my head down my brains will fall out my nose. i dont have enough to spare! TEEHEE! oh im a silly whore, love me like my daddy never did and ill give you a free pass to pussy town. what was your name again?

I just remembered why that dude looks irritated, it’s the universal look of a dying man’s face when he smells his girlfriends fart. Lindsay must’ve farted and this dude is so pissed off that he has to stand there and smell it.

I think she just got caught flipping her hair around or something.

As far as her posing…Maybe she was looking over the crowd, stretching her neck to look at somebody. And who has she been with anyway…just Fez from that 70s Show. That hardly qualifies as being a whore. Most girls are doing it by 16 anyway. And so she dabbled in drugs, who in Hollywood or highschool/college hasn’t? Please people. Just because she’s skinny, doesn’t mean she’s skinny because she’s on drugs. Those girls are pressured to be thin. She was that thin in the Parent Trap. How come she wasn’t considered fat before? Its sad actually. And yes, she’s done some stupid movies – who in Hollywood hasn’t early in their careers. She is only 19. Who has it together at 19? Get your own identity and stick with it and stop tearing down other people to make yourself look good.

If you look closely you can see the septum of her nose screaming in pain as the coke she took before the show rats her nose into one gaping nostril like that British TV actress.

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/story1.htm

She looks like a weird combo of a little girl playing dress up in mommy’s clothes and a used up old whore walking into a coffee shop at 3am to steal sugar packets.

See, what’d I tell you?

Stupid-ass Lohan to the rescue, quickly eclipsing any tragic news with her asinine attitude.

See, she *IS* good for something besides whoring…Oh wait. No she’s not.

She was the host? I thought she was one of the skits. That wasn’t funny, of course.

#22. At 19, no one really has their act together but most aren’t sperm burping road whores, either. COMPLETELY different from an Entertainment Whore but I digress.

“Do you see any ‘fairy dust’ on my nose? No? Then that means I need more.”

I am with Tha-Flash on this one.

Sure she has got a lot of bad pres lately, but that is because the media is run by idiots.

I think that if you sat down and talk with her, then you would find that she is a pefectly sweet and nice person.

I think the guy in the background is staring at all the dried-up cum on the back of her dress

The guy behind her is attempting to look down her dress for for a cheap “cleavage-peep”. The disturbed look on his face is realizing that there are somalians with bigger breasts than lindsey. Considering where lindsey used to be with her breast size, I am so pumped to do 5 eight-balls of co-ca-eeena….damn, that bitch snorted enough coke to turn herself into a tit-less ghost

What a pretty tent!

I thought she was funny on SNL. But right when I start like her, she goes out and does something stupid, so I’m waiting for the aftermath.

#27, Entertainment Whore wins for best line today….”Sperm Burping Road Whore” LOL!!!! I’m going to use that one on the gals at the DMV and see if I can get my license renewed faster.

Yeah, i think we are a little too hard on Lindsay sometimes… shes looking better, but I still miss Lindsay circa late ’04 (Mean Girls Lindsay)… now she was hot…

Is it just me or anyone else here is JUST FED UP OF THIS HO???

Lindsay Lohan this, Lindsay Lohan that, OMG
what talentless piece of nothing is Lohan, I mean her only talents are to pose for pictures, to puke her guts and of course to snort coke, does she really deserves this much attention????!!! well.. er NOOOOO

i think the guy behind her is looking at her crusty thong down around her ankles…

#18 ~ Translation – I’ve also noticed how superficial comments are more about making me jealous of other commenters than usual. I mean where’s the cock in that? The people here who have become well known probably have the biggest cocks, so making fun of them isn’t worth it, they have the millions of dollars and I like drinking douche out of the bag.
P.S. Lindsay Lohan, what can you say? Look at her, wow. Ha ha. She must be on coke LOL. She is too skinny/ fat. Her clothes are ugly. Whatever! LOLOLOL!!! OMG! She was in the Parent Trap. I’d hit it. OMG!

Do I smell 8 inches?
Is that a sub or Wilmer?
Kate, one more line so I can get my sense of smell back, please……..

I would love to say something meaningless and stupid about this woman – but I am over 12 and I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF HER MOVIES.
I assumed SNL split for summer in February as usual. It’s still on ?
Ran out of ideas after the Adams injury… Sorry Lind’s…

36. Check out the velvet hot tub today.. Praise Jesus… and Bono..

Ewwww. She’s such a skanky ditch-pig.

She is REALLY haggard looking to be only 19! Gezzzz, I’d hate to see this chick at 35…she’s already NOT aging well…

#15, Mr. Fritz – marry me!! Although I am already hitched I have always told the other half I would leave him once I found someone else who could quote verbatim the Syncronized Swimming skit on SNL circa 1985. This is a close second.
I am bored with all of these whiners today!!!

Lohan only appears to love the cock.

I am the genuine article.

Hugs and Kisses,

Mr Cruise

This bitch needs to have the snot slapped out of her. What’s the deal, she’s 19 going on 42? I just do not get it. She is so fucking ugly even if she wasn’t so damn skinny.

Please,PLEASE, stop reporting on her activities. It makes me want to vomit.

what is she in that she hosted snl again? when i think of hohan, she’s in the same category as the hilton’s with the only difference of how old her body looks. it looks used and handed down. can’t wait for the pics of her at the age of 26. leather skin on the way, all around. yuck!

She looks as though she’s about to use the word “indubitably” in a sentence.

#18 you’re queer for using your name as your screenname. At least pretend your name is something like totally super cool like Tad Holloway or something! And this site is for making fun of everything under the sun. When the post & corresponding comments become boring it’s game on!

Crack, a hellofa drug. I love the guys expression…….. maybe she’s having a Teen Kids Award Moment Part Duex and her ass is hanging out