When somebody accidentally puts you number one on their list of hottest women, it’s only fair you show up to their party dressed like this to let them know what a horrible mistake they’ve made. Yeah, okay, it’s not like Lindsay Lohan is deformed, but there’s no way she should be number one on anybody’s list of hottest women. The only list she should ever top is Most Likely To Misspell Cat.
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I happen to think she looks very very pretty
-L
Looks like Herbie ran over her ARSE too!
HER BODY SUCKS. SHE LOOKS OVER BAKED. AND USED UP. thats why she cant keep a man.
SHE LOOKS OLD!!! LOOK AT HER FACE, WOW. SHE LOOKS HAGGISH. plus she needs her eyebrows done. Maybe she should gain some weight to fill in those wrinkles!
The dress is vintage Herve Leger, and it is amazing. I would do almost anything to own that dress…
Apparantly she thought rainbow brite was hot…
Lindsey looks good in these photos (for her). That being written, she also has the legs of a 42 year-old woman.
What’s up with the “Maxim’s Hottest List” and who do you need to sleep with to get on there?
troll
I have my suspicions about the mighty, mighty list-maker.
Only Hohan would put herself as numero uno, placing Fergie as number 10 only to post an adequate comparison. I’m sorry, did I say adequate? I meant adiquit.
She is one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen.I don’t want even to imagin her without any makeup.This haircolor is ridiculous. She is ridiculous. Is Hollywood going insane?Is Maxim going insane?
why is her new pose that “genuinly perplexed”
look on her face? Has all that coke finally rotted her brain?
I love that last pic with the 300 lb face. My brother and I used to do that for every family picture.
Uh wow:
From the Maxim website:
1. Lindsay Lohan
Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one. Moving well beyond kid fodder like Herbie Fully Loaded, she next stars in the highly anticipated film about the murder of John Lennon, Chapter 27. She’s following that up with the freaky thriller I Know Who Killed Me. But if you happen to see Lindsay’s smoky eyes from across some bar in West Hollywood, don’t bother sending over a drink–she’s accomplished all this before her 21st birthday. Wink.
Who did her reps pay to write this drivel? Old Hollywood was about glamour, right? Yeah, they had their fair share of scandals, but hell they even made scandalous classy. You’d never hear of Meryl Streep flashing her whoo-haw all over hollywood or snorting coke off of some druggies penis. This is madness. (No, this is SPARRRTTTTAAAAAAA. Don’t ask why, I’m sleepy and I’ve got three more hours of mind-numbing work.)
Why does this chick always look like she:
1) has a cold sore
2) put on her lipstick while she was drunk
3) drew her eyeliner on with charcoal
4) is related to an Oompa Loompa
?????? I can’t believe she is considered “hot”. Her body is nice and fit, but that face and that voice, make me cringe!
114, her body is not nice and fit. She sags and flabs in places no 20 year old girl ought to. Even in pic 10 where she is flexing her quads, she looks squishy.
I agree about her voice…cigarettes and bourbon will do that to you, ask Tom Waits
ok, i dont like what lindsay is doing in public, being a whore, and great role model and all, but she ROCKS this dress. seriously, she looks great in it. i dont know if its the dress, or her, but it rocks.
I can’t really say anything that hasn’t been said. She has absolutely no ass, like many before me pointed out. I’m glad to see other people realize that a nice curvaceous body is hot, not this stick-thin crap.
#72…you think Scarlett is thick? She is but that’s a good thing. I get the feeling you meant it in a bad way. Thick girls are hot. Lindsay is not.
i am not a fan, but how can you consider her squishy? i called that fat whore from the other day in the gold bathingsuit jiggly and people got pissed. this walking cold sore has a nicer body than that skank. what gives people, what gives?!
I disagree. I don’t think she looks like she vomits after her meals nor does she look like she benches 150 everyday. I’m not saying her body is perfect. I think she’s “squishy” in the right places. She’s proportioned well and she looks like she’s in good health. She’s not too thin and she’s not too chubby. She could probably tone up a bit, but the girl’s body, by NO means, is ugly.
i think #72 needs to look at a BMI chart. thick? i sincerly doubt Scarlett is overweight.
I didn’t know “thick” meant overweight? To me a “thick” girl is one who is curvy and soft, with a bit of muscle tone…but whatever!
She looks good but the oufit’s soooo cheesy.
Too much hot sun, cold booze, and raunchy sex has turned her into a flameout. And that blotchy skin. Ewww.
Well, I agree with the comments that she herself looks way older than she is, probably due to all the boozing and snorting, etc. But the dress is really cute!
WTF??? Gay pride month is in June. Why is she wearing the rainbow flag?
This is just one more thing to prove why this bitch is a fucking idiot. Why the hell is she even in Hollywood? She’s nasty and has no taste in clothes whatsoever. Who the hell picked her for #1??!!???
HI m candice i am lindsay lohans biggest fa eva! alll u people that cal her nasty names have no hearts wotsova. lindsay lohsn sld b allowed 2 do wot she likes i mean shes famous!! and i love her 2 pieces more than any1 in the world. it wld b my dream 2 meet her i wld do anything 2 meet her!! no1 sld chhek her cos she cld do way more in live then u cld only eva dream of!! love u lindsay lots of love candice ur biggest fan !!!!Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
AAAAAAA spooky orange creatures! that way! run!!!
Linsay needz a face
tranzplant, shez so
ugly..there are so
many good looking
chickz out there,
how does thiz stupid
bitch keep gettin jobz?
After not feeling one way or the other about Lindsey, I saw Georgia Rule and really loved her in it. I am 32 years old, so I believe I have some standing here. . .she did a great job, and I now find myself wanting to defend her against all the people out there who want to demean her. Do ANY of you actually know her? Likely not. She is a young girl, who seems to have grown up with an inordinate amount of pressure, and a life most of us could imagine–for better AND for worse. I don’t have children, but I realize I am going to sound like a mother when I say “If you don’t have anything nice to say. . .don’t say it.” Walk a mile in her shoes, or anyone else besides your own for that matter, and then make your post.
Like seriously…you people just want to hate. This dress is Herve Leger…and it’s AMAZING. Seriously, I saw this and my eyes popped out of my head. Lindsay makes some wrong choices on the ol’ carpet…but this is NOT one of them. This is sexy, current and works for her. Whether or not you agree with her being number one is another story.
FREE PARIS!
Come on, she does NOT deserve to go to jail!
It looks like lindsay got up that morning and accidently raided Rainbow Brite’s closet instad of her own! You would think with all ther personal stylists out there, Lindsay would at least choose one to help her for this event. She should take a tip from her movie “Mean Girls” and never buy a dress without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
she looks like a coked up pinata that I’d like to bash with a bat
#132 FUCK PARIZ, AND HER LITTLE DOGZ , TOO!!
THIS SPOILED BRAT NEEDZ A BREAK FROM ALL OF
THE DRUGZ AND ALCOHOL IN HER BODY…
DAMNED that girl really decided to spoil our lifes.was she drunk when she decide to wear that dress?it makes her look like a degrading rainbow or somethin’ like that.it s just an offence to the nature and a suffer for our poor little eyes
WTF are all you fat chicks smoking. of course she is VERY hot or she wouldnt be in every third post on this and every other page.
You are all just jealous of her fame and wealth. losers.
smoking hot in anything she wears.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
But she is hot. at least in pictures.
She looks silly in that dress, like a pack of lifesavers. In light of her recent ‘skiing accident’ how much do you think she paid to win this Maxim contest over Alba!?