When somebody accidentally puts you number one on their list of hottest women, it’s only fair you show up to their party dressed like this to let them know what a horrible mistake they’ve made. Yeah, okay, it’s not like Lindsay Lohan is deformed, but there’s no way she should be number one on anybody’s list of hottest women. The only list she should ever top is Most Likely To Misspell Cat.
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Tenebro | May 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Firts!!
Leah | May 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm
AGREED!!
BarbadoSlim | May 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hahahaha OMG that studio is really trying to create some “buzz” for that piece of shit Geogia Sucks…err Rules, poor Jane Fonda.
And, you just know she’s gonna end up passed out in the back alley being licked by dogs by 4:00am.
Parrish | May 17, 2007 at 4:26 pm
disgusting.
Binky | May 17, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Re: Hotness and the graphic – I won’t make a “Firecrotch’ comment here.
Too easy
Taomi | May 17, 2007 at 4:31 pm
…why is she wearing a ring on her wedding finger?
beer | May 17, 2007 at 4:32 pm
That’s what a body looks like when you snort half your food and get your exercise flat on your back.
beer | May 17, 2007 at 4:34 pm
The reason she topped the list because she #1 MOST LIKELY TO SUCKLE A RANDOM TEENAGER’S JOHNSON
suzy | May 17, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Is she advocating for gay and lesbian rights?
Who the hell dressed her?
captain obvious | May 17, 2007 at 4:39 pm
What a racked!!!I would put Britney #1 before Lindsay, and that’s not saying much…hell, I would put me #1 before Lindsay (hey, did I just insult myself?!)
sunkissed | May 17, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Sad…very very sad!and pathetic and disgusting, i could go on and on abouther good qualities…lol
akgrrl | May 17, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I think she’s gorgeous and I LOVE her dress. Why does everybody think she’s such a cunt? Any enemy of Paris Hilton’s is a friend of mine.
Cynthia | May 17, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I’d be inclined to think she’s pretty and all if she wasn’t such a skeeze…
Sierra | May 17, 2007 at 4:46 pm
oh my god, her hands are like twenty seven shades lighter than her face.
sillyone | May 17, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Looks like a longhaired hampster dressed by Jeff Gordon’s pit crew
mrs.t | May 17, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Her mom HAD to have picked that dress. Just ridiculous. Why would you want your daughter to look like a pre-op tranny?
FRIST!!! | May 17, 2007 at 4:50 pm
#7 What??? That’s not what I look like…
mudluv | May 17, 2007 at 4:53 pm
mmmm, lifesavers!
HeySailor | May 17, 2007 at 4:54 pm
She looks like Rosanne Barr in the third picture.
SaraDevil | May 17, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Wow, Rainbow Brite grew up and got slutty.
Shaun | May 17, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Alba is just so much hotter, get lohan the fuck out.
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A Yankee Doodle, do or die
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam
Born on the Fourth of July
I’ve got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
She’s my Yankee Doodle joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy
deb | May 17, 2007 at 5:01 pm
what a hideous dress to cover (well semi cover) a hideous broad.
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:02 pm
America, America,
How can I tell you, How I feel?
You have given me many treasures,
I love you so.
America, America,
Land of hope and liberty,
Freedom rings from every mountain,
From sea to sea
FRIST!!! | May 17, 2007 at 5:03 pm
#22 That was surreal
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:05 pm
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me
As I was walking a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
This land was made for you and me
moralglue | May 17, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Next year Maxim’s top spot will probably go to a coke snorting chimp in a bikini. Now that’s hot
Bill Clinton | May 17, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Well she is the FIRE crotch.
WowJustWow | May 17, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Even her name is bad.
Lind-say LO-HAN.
Just say it a few times.
You’ll see what I mean.
Baz | May 17, 2007 at 5:23 pm
The more you write about this complete and utter imbecile the more you perpetuate her unwarranted celebrity. Stop posting about Lindsey Lohan!
Last | May 17, 2007 at 5:28 pm
She’s got the ass of a 50 yr old woman
and the face of a braying donkey.
see pic #9
Alllegiononflegit | May 17, 2007 at 5:29 pm
What a smoking body though, well other than her coke nose.
gillianspice | May 17, 2007 at 5:31 pm
i’m so sick of seeing lindsay on here, with the exception of wardrobe malfunctions and drug abuse.
i must admit i do love that dress.
gillianspice | May 17, 2007 at 5:31 pm
only sick of seeing here on here because i know she probably reads all of these articles, smiling to herself at home, feelings so absolutely accomplished.
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:35 pm
When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We’ll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we’ll all feel gay,
When Johnny comes marching home.
biznitch | May 17, 2007 at 5:39 pm
rotten, just goes to show no matter how much money you have, you still cant get a decent fake tan
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:41 pm
He’s got the whole world in His hands,
He’s got the whole world in His hands,
He’s got the whole world in His hands,
He’s got the whole world in His hands,
He’s got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He’s got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He’s got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He’s got the wind and the rain in His hands,
He’s got the tiny little baby in His hands,
He’s got the tiny little baby in His hands,
He’s got the tiny little baby in His hands,
He’s got you and me in His hands,
He’s got you and me in His hands,
He’s got you and me in His hands,
He’s got you and me in His hands,
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Oh,give me a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Lindsay | May 17, 2007 at 5:51 pm
She looks 40!!!!
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Until I learned to trust the Lord,
I never learned to pray;
And never learned to fully trust,
Til sorrow came my way.
Until I felt my weakness,
His strength I never knew,
Nor dreamed, til I was stricken,
that He could see me through.
He who drinks deepest sorrow
Drinks deepest too of grace,
God sends the storm so He, himself,
Can be our resting place.
His heart, who seeks our deepest good,
Knows well when things annoy;
We would not yearn for Heaven
If earth held only joy!
TheDarkLady | May 17, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Thanks a lot, Scotland. I was fine until #37, now that song is gonna stick in my head for the rest of the night.
Since I am agnostic, it’s even more annoying.
Please adjust the dosage on your meds before you start in with “It’s a small world”.
SCOTLAND | May 17, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee;
I’m goin’ to Lou’siana my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Susanna don’t you cry.
Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me;
I come from Alabama,
with my banjo on my knee.
How’s this one. Sun so hot I froze to death… that part kills me every time I hear it!
Lina | May 17, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Umm… a little late for the Fly Girl auditions, are we?
BarbadoSlim | May 17, 2007 at 6:06 pm
There’s a fine line between amusing musical affectation and plain annoying spamming scotty boy.
Guess where you are at now.
DolefulPineapple | May 17, 2007 at 6:09 pm
She has NO BUTT! The woman is BUTT-LESS! WITHOUT BUTT! The woman is experiencing an ABSENCE OF BUTTOCKS! Butt= Zero. FLATTEST ASS IN HOLLYWOOD: Now there’s a number one list she could have made and deserved to be on.
Hotter than Angelina, Scarlett, Penelope, Charlize, and Jessica Alba? How about big fat NO!
DK | May 17, 2007 at 6:13 pm
the lohan is not my fave, but i actually don’t think this dress looks that bad…
g | May 17, 2007 at 6:14 pm
She should borrow some hips from Beyonce
whoever told ginger kids to show off their disgusting skin like that?
barfly | May 17, 2007 at 6:16 pm
she has a pencil body shape, i bet she’s a he..
blpressure | May 17, 2007 at 6:24 pm
So that orange crap she puts on her skin must run into her eyes, that’s the only explanation for wearing a rainbow.
TheDarkLady | May 17, 2007 at 6:24 pm
She is at the top of the list. It’s just that the T in “Hot 100″ was a misprint.