Lindsay Lohan as you’ve never seen her before

October 28th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Just so we’re all on the same page, I’m talking about Lindsay eating, and not her looking like a haggard coke mule getting ready to put something in her mouth. I mean, the title of the post is “Lindsay Lohan as you’ve never seen her before,” not “Lindsay at [Insert pretty much any time here].”

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Comments (47)

  1. havoc | October 28, 2009 at 10:36 am

    She looks like she’s struggling to choke that down.

    She’s not used to solid food. If she can’t drink it, snort it or shoot it….its not nutrition.

    .

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  2. moshi moshi | October 28, 2009 at 10:37 am

    come to think of it, i have never seen a picture of lindsay eating before… :0

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  3. arealcad | October 28, 2009 at 10:41 am

    she needs a big helping of tube steak.

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  4. orly | October 28, 2009 at 10:45 am

    How disappointed do you think she was when they brought her coca-cola instead of the coke she asked for?

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  5. kris | October 28, 2009 at 10:46 am

    She will make a beautiful looking grandmother!

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  6. Chinese Gifts | October 28, 2009 at 10:52 am

    She was so hungry!

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  7. Black Dating Sites | October 28, 2009 at 10:53 am

    She doesn’t look to happy while eating her food.

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  8. ben | October 28, 2009 at 10:54 am

    how sad to see the beautiful girl my nieces loves in Herbie become a washed up coke whore.

    She can still turn around , first she needs to get away from her coke whore mom

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  9. AndrewMacCloud | October 28, 2009 at 10:55 am

    It’s amazing she has even the strength to carry the fork all the way to her mouth
    considering she does not have any muscles on her tiny frame

    On the first picture we see there’s actually a little bit of leaf on her fork…after that it seems she’s only eating air bubbles . which judging by her facial expressions doesn’t seem to taste very well ….

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  10. DJ SIRLOIN | October 28, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Seeing Lindsay eat something is a first unless of course your name is Samantha Ronsom

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  11. jzz | October 28, 2009 at 11:06 am

    she’s got the posture of a 800 year old witch.

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  12. Narcissist | October 28, 2009 at 11:06 am

    That’s regular sugar Coca Cola isn’t it? With calories? She’s making a Coke and Turpentine.

    She looks beat. I want to hug her, but not without a HazMat suit.

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  13. Sid | October 28, 2009 at 11:17 am

    I like that they included a picture of her expression after somebody yelled out “hey Lindsay, what does Samantha taste like?”

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  14. Hugh Jorgan | October 28, 2009 at 11:29 am

    @ #5 Replace the word ‘will make’ with ‘is’

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  15. missy | October 28, 2009 at 11:42 am

    i’ve never seen someone look more disgusted about eating before in my life

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  16. chango666 | October 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    But of course the attention whore has to seat at a window table so the cameras can record it all . . .

    That being said, I’d still fuck her . . .

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  17. costamar | October 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    God, she looks like Sharon Stone’s junkie older sister.

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  18. costamar | October 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    God, she looks like Sharon Stone’s junkie older sister.

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  19. Kelley | October 28, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    We’ve seen her looking like this thousands of times … like boiled shit. This is a first, however, seeing her actually consuming food.

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  20. Skiddles | October 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Hey maybe it tastes bad..? Order pasta and cheese honey.. you can afford tons of carbs with meat sauce.

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  21. DannyBoy | October 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    That is the face of a woman who is being COURT ORDERED to eat….and loving every minute of it.

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  22. Nate | October 28, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Whatever she is eating she don’t like it at all! haha

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  23. PO'd | October 28, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Why does she CONSTANTLY look pissed off? And I hate people who stick their tongue out when they take a bite of something… like they’re going to “help” the food in. Just put the fork/spoon in your mouth. You look like a baboon.

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  24. At least she's not fat | October 28, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I wish eating were that miserable for me. Better to be too thin than too fat, right boys?

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  25. Please leave her alone | October 28, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Yeah

    I know many people have mean things to say about her, but please don’t be so mean, awww poor Lindsay, my heart actually pangs for her

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  26. Johnny Cage | October 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    mmmm, I’d love to be that fork.

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  27. You are teeny little boys in mama's pussy still | October 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I’m sick of this site. It’s written by (and frequented by) misogynist, third grade level bedridden fucktard males. Goodbye losers. Have fun NEVER getting pussy (so, just another day for you slobs). Hope you have a good night paying for fetish porn and having phone sex with the ‘fat chicks’ you so fear. I’m going to live my life!

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  28. gink | October 28, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Hey ,Lindsays having some food !!!
    Good for her ,I hope this becomes the new trend ;)
    Jessica Rabbit will be back in now time

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  29. NANA | October 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    leave lindsay alone !! why u ppl are so cruel?

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  30. sahara | October 28, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    jesus leave the girl alone.. its not like any of us wanna read about her anyway

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  31. fried | October 28, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    it’s Sam Ronson’s Tuna Salad Suprise

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  32. ThePeopleHaveSpoken | October 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Sad to say – but this girl almost NEEDS to go back to Ronson. Say what you want about Ronson or Lohan – Lohan was looking a LOT better when Sam was in her life. Now she is just aging quickly, and poorly at that… She’s just wasting away…

    Come on Sam – don’t be a hard ass – we all know you come from money and can’t be bothered with this chick’s drama – but give this charity case another chance…

    what else is #3 going to beat his tube steak to when she is gone?

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  33. turd the third | October 28, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    That sequence is the same set of facial expressions and gestures she goes through when she burries her face into the snatch of that pyscho-dyke Ronson!

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  34. rofl | October 28, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    #27 – I hear she’ll contact you to arrange a date if you hero hard enough.

    And I know plenty of places to download my fetish porn for free, tyvm. Pay for porn? What is this, the ’60s?

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  35. blair | October 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    She actually looks SO MUCH better without all her makup and tanner on. She may not look happy about eating but that’s the best I’ve seen her look in a long time. There’s a beautiful girl underneath all the coke and the makeup and the coke and the tan

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  36. PsyKo | October 28, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    no pics of her running to the bathroom to throw up?

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  37. Kellie Richardson | October 28, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    She just looks so lonely and pathetic. Its too bad she let herself go at such a young age. I think she looked better when she was a red head.

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  38. Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 12:18 am

    She needs to make a comeback!

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  39. Billemia | October 29, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Hope she started with Cheetos so she knows when to stop purging.

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  40. joho777 | October 29, 2009 at 12:41 am

    Superficial is right. This is the first shot of Lindsay in years sitting quietly and eating. You DO see something new every day.

    It’s even better that she isn’t posing for the paps, or farting for them, or flashing them. She just seems to be sitting there in a daze putting the fork with the same piece of lettuce in her mouth again and again.

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  41. EricLR | October 29, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Comes on guys, take it easy. She’s hung over from a rough party last night, and several years.

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  42. Darth | October 29, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    She’d rather vomit than eat.

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  43. Mitch | October 29, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Glad to see that she actually will eat food. A diet of coke and Red-Bull is NOT a proper meal. Hopefuly she’ll start taking better care of herself and we’ll get the Lindsay of old (Mean Girls, Herbie) back. She looks so much better with her natural color rather than the bleached out straw she currently sports.

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  44. Hafidz Rahman | October 30, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Amazing how Lindsay Lohan managed to look like a washed up Donatella Versace with an extra dosage of peroxide and the skin color of a corpse. All at a grand old age of…23.

    Okay stop judging. :)

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  45. Ema | October 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    she looks pretty!!

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  46. Max | October 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    She’s eating food.

    Remember this on your death bed and repeat the following: “For a portion of my time on earth, I looked at pictures of someone eating food. I am a complete moron.”

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  47. micro sd | May 28, 2010 at 3:29 am

    Glad to see that he actually will eat. A diet coke and red bull is not a proper meal. Hopefuly he started to take better care of ourselves and we’re old Lindsay (Mean Girls, Herbie) will get back. He is so bleached out it looks better with natural color instead of the currently playing in the straw.

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