Lindsay Lohan as The Saddest Vampire
Because all Lohans are born without a Shame Unit, or have it removed upon marriage, Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter page to audition for True Blood by putting vampire teeth in her mouth and posing like a 15-year-old girl’s MySpace picture. I also love how she’s obviously in the middle of a coke deal gone wrong which is always the best way to impress producers. Nothing says “Let me near expensive film equipment that can fit in my purse” more than a guy with his fly unzipped in the background of your Twitter profile. I’m sure her only regret is that the webcam couldn’t make it over to the meth lab.