Lindsay Lohan as a porn star

Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what Lindsay would look like as a 70s porn star, get ready for disappointment because there’s not even an iota of giant, red fire-bush the size of your face. “Don’t worry, the decor will set the time period.” God, I hate independent cinema.