Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what Lindsay would look like as a 70s porn star, get ready for disappointment because there’s not even an iota of giant, red fire-bush the size of your face. “Don’t worry, the decor will set the time period.” God, I hate independent cinema.
Photos: Tyler Shields

































Funny that a girl lover get the job of doing the guy loving
WTF
How fitting that fire crotch is in a movie called “Inferno”
Linda Susan Boreman, better known by her stage name Linda Lovelace, was an American porn actress who was famous for her performance of deep throat fellatio. She later denounced her pornography career, claimed that she had been forced into it by her sadistic first husband, and for a while became a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement.
I guess it’s fitting, cuz Lindsay sucks.
Wow. What a stretch for her.
“considering the film may never even go in front of a camera”
That didn’t make sense.
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I wish she’d keep her freckled crackhead self out of the theater. I hope this garbage never makes it to film. It’s not like this role is even acting for her.
Why is she ALWAYS touching her mouth and lips?!?!? IT’S NOT SEXY! IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING!
“I hate independent cinema.”
You’re a moron.
“I hate independent cinema.”
You’re a moron.
I thought Lindsay’s next cinematic movie was going to be the remake of Gremlins, where she plays the Gizmo and Jesse James plays the Gremlin.
Train wreck.
Choo Choooooooo.
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“The spaz from superficial even predicted the end of her career” Is what he said.
**4. whoa nelly**…gee, I think we’re all indebted to you for giving us that short bio on Linda Lovelace. I would be willing to bet that nobody but you even knows who she was. Oh, wait! Is this the information you found when you had to look her up? Dimbulb!
BTW, gang. Linda Lovelace wasn’t much to look at. She could suck a golfball thru a garden hose, but a looker she was not. Even Lindsay looks better, Maybe.
is this photoshopped or the real thing? cuz she sure is ugly as hell! also, i wonder how much nudity will be in this film
You know the career is going bye bye when the two roles your have coming up are BOTH of porn stars.
Yeah. Throw the bitch in jail already and be gone with her.
Hey…I loved “Never Going Break My Stride” so I give Matthew Wilder a pass here.
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Given her penchant for ‘method acting’ and the amount of practice she has obtained just living her life, this film could possibly get her an oscar.
Lindsay Lohan guzzling the jizz of strangers?
Nooo wayyy!
Say it ain’t so!!
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why do you think there isn’t a country on this globe where so many “SECRET-FAGGOTS” operate than in the united states. BECAUSE THEY MUST WATCH THESE KIND OF SICKMAKING PORN WITH lilo.
She should do porn under her own name.
It’s called “Inferno” because watching her try to act is hellish.
Check out the director on IMDb: zero credentials.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2381474/
Her poses, the way she looks at the camera etc, it’s all the same in all her photoshoots. The monotony is annoying. I don’t get the sense that she’s “in character” whether it was Kate Moss or Marilyn or Linda Lovelace… it really is just Lindsay going “Look at meee!!!”
I think this is a last gasp effort by Lindsay Lohan to stay in the limelight. I’ve never seen an actress go down in flames as she has. I never thought she’d stoop to porn, either, but then I remember the 1995 film, Showgirls. That cute girl from Head of the Class was a Vegas dancer. Completely changed her career for a while. I certainly didn’t boost it, either. I think she’s just started to get good roles again. Meanwhile, it boosted the career of Gina Gershon enormously, as I think she went from supporting roles to starring roles due to her being in that film.
Alls I’m saying is that a “serious” actress would grow the bush. Of course, Blohan isn’t serious or even good. Alas…
Seriously,she needs to stop playing and just do a porn for real.That may the only way she makes any real dough in movies at this point.
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These are the worst pics of anyone I have seen in a long time. Tyler Shields is a hack. In fact these photos are so bad I don’t even feel like jerking off this morning.
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I hope it’s a great film & that she wins an Oscar.
That would be so damn funny.
Hey, Robery Downey JR is an action movie hero now….stranger things have happened.
Reminds of the line from Ed Wood.
Wood- “do you have a script?”
Producer- “Fuck no. But we got a poster”
This photo wasn’t shot for a movie poster….this is a typical Wednesday afternoon at Lyndsay’s house.
why am i so curious as to what her vagina looks like?
@whoa nelly: There is important part that your “bio” forgot, after denouncing porn career and fighting against it, she ran out of money and started promoting porn again. So porn is evil as long as you are being paid to say that…
So she “plays” a deep throat queen?
/doesn’t seem like a stretch for her
There shouldn’t be bush…Linda Lovelace shaved her pubes. Just as well, since dying them black wouldn’t be fun. :P
this is hohan’s future doing pornos
I bet Linndsey gave the performance of her life in this one!
Its the only film role she could really relate too
For firecrotches everywhere, this is for you man!!!
so none of you…
…understand ?
anything that is going on ?
so… no surprise there
I did some alternate posters – you can fin them at
http://s662.photobucket.com/albums/uu343/gatorgrad82/Alternative%20Inferno%20Posters/
Enjoy!
Does the film reveal how the porn industry is more than half controlled by Jews, the scum called Chuch Traynor himself being one of them? Why wasnt a Jewish actress picked for this role? Why (Italian/Irish) Lohan? To discredit her even more? Isnt it enuff whats happening to her? All kinda strings are pulled here… Its more to this than the media lets u know, folks. Until then u can keep swallowing the bullshit u are being served daily and wish Lohan more films like this if u think this is what she deserves or if it makes u feel better.
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