Lindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning in Los Angeles for a DUI, driving on a suspended license, and possession of narcotics. She was stopped after cops got a call that she was chasing another vehicle, and when they pulled her over her blood alcohol level was between 0.12 and 0.13 (the legal limit is 0.08) and the police found cocaine in her pants pocket. The Santa Monica Police Department took her into custody and she was later released on $25,000 bail.
This is just shocking. Everybody knows she’s wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet so how could she possibly have gotten drunk? Oh wait, that’s right, because she put it on herself and nobody fucking checks it. She might as well have glued two travel-sized cereal boxes to her ankle.
To: Dana Plato
West Hell Housing Projects
Eternity, Hell 66666
Dear Dana,
Polish your dancing shoes and cook up a fresh batch of crack! Lindsay is on her way!
Signed,
Mrs. T
I’m pretty sure this was the kind of movie promotion the producers of “I Know Who Killed Me” were hoping for.
Oh come the fuck on. Understandably people have issues with relapse and all but this is completely out of hand. Is it even considered a relapse now? It’s well past the rehab phase. She has serious issues that Betty Ford can’t handle. Here’s an idea, throw her ass in jail for a very long time where she’s cut off from everything. Fuck that Paris preferential treatment shit, I’m talking solitary for at least 6 months. The only light this crazy bitch needs to see for that time is the fire from her ever widening rancid rotten crotch.
why is she not in jail for at least 3 years for violating those laws so many times? if it was any normal human being, you bet our asses would be in jail for many, many years… but some dumb bitch like her gets off free every time. put her in jail already.. .and not for 6-12 months… this is getting ridiculous. our judicial system sucks.
WHY DID PARIS HILTON GET 30 DAYS AND LINDSEY LOHAN WHO HAS A HOT SWEET BODY OOOHHHWEEEEEEEEEEEE BABY SHE FINE BUT GOT ONLY ONE DAY IN JAIL ,PARIS HILTON ARE TO SUE EVEN DR PHIL SAID ON JAY LENO THAT WAS TO MANY DAYS TO GET AND BRITNEY SPEAR IS CRAZY CAUSE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SAID HE NEVER GET BACK WITH HER SHE DONE ALL OF THIS STUFF PLUS BRITNEY CUSSES IN FRONT OF HER BABIES AND DRIVE CRAZY ALSO KFED ARE TAKE THOSE KIDS.WELL LINDSEY LOHAN WANT APPEAR ON LENO TONIGHT THEY MAY GET TOM ALNOLD COME OUT OR GARY COLEMAN OR TUTTY FROM FACT OF LIFE /LIVING SINGLE.LOHAN MAKING NEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD EVEN ONLINE .BENOIT WAS TAKING PILLS FOR NERVES
#65 wasn’t me…ew!!!!!
Finally…
America’s own Pete Daugherty!!!!
Oh WOW cry me a damn river!!!!!!!!! If that was any regular person we would be sitting are asses in jail! But since shes a what you call a star she gets off AGAIN why am I not surprized!!!!!!!!! IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT START HOLDING THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO PARIS CAN CRY LINDSY WELL YOU KNOW GET REAL PEOPLE GET REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A person who is sick in tired of all the SPECIAL TREATMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Who’s been predicting this for months? That’s right, all of you here! You guys are psychic lol. Just wanted to post.
The thought never crossed my mind that she might OD, until I read these posts. I guess I always just assumed she would continue to get away with her bullshit *sigh*.
Well, hopefully she does OD and die before she kills someone else.
she is high and she is still takes a great shot i love the lips
How did Lindsay avoid jail, again?!?! Paris does a month and this crack whore does an hour…
But i guess she might be leaved.
Do know any tragedys laid on her.
so cool