Lindsay Lohan apologizes to strippers


Lindsay Lohan spent three hours at Scores West yesterday, pole dancing with the strippers and even gathering them into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all “whores.”

“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.” Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. “It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

How could anybody believe that Linday Lohan actually thinks strippers are whores? It’d be like Hitler thinking telemarketers are douchebags. I mean, yeah, sure, they’re kind of douchebaggy. But compared to Hitler they might as well be Jesus.