Lindsay Lohan anti-drunk driving PSA

June 1st, 2007 // 85 Comments

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Comments (85)

  1. gina | June 1, 2007 at 12:31 pm
  2. Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    SECNOD!

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  3. Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Who is she kidding? Her whole fucking life is an anti-drunk driving public service announcement.

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  4. Guy | June 1, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Why does she swear at the end?

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  5. Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    I would love for a whole generation of kids to grow up using words like FRIST and SECNOD.

    It’s a little dream I have.

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  6. julia | June 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    uh, the video doesn’t work for me. all i get is those tools from simple plan saying their names.

    also, lindsey lohan should be shot into space so we don’t have to deal with her anymore.

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  7. noyb | June 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW where is she again? hmm rehab!

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  8. Poroleishon | June 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    She looks really crappy with the blond hair.

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  9. Trogdor | June 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    SIHTX

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  10. hollyj | June 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    When I get mad at my husband, I eat Indian food so that by bedtime my colon has concocted a luscious series of gases.

    Just sayin’

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  11. Vas Deferens | June 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Firecrotch only has like, 8 million dollars.

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  12. DevilishTenshi | June 1, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Honestly I don’t think she was serious when she did this. It seems to me like she had a “fuck you I’m going to drink and drive anyway… this is so lame!” attitude. Maybe because she was laughing.

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  13. Jimbo ∞ | June 1, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Disappointing. I was expecting 3 10-second clips with an edited bukkake sequence at the end.

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  14. Wanky | June 1, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    god superfish is late on everything lately!!

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  15. d | June 1, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Oh fuck it she’ll be dead soon

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  16. teetee | June 1, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Her crotch smells.

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  17. getyourhandoutofmycat | June 1, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    The video isn’t working for me, all I see are 4 wankers…

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  18. Gigli | June 1, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    You didn’t mention bare fists in this one! Getting closer.

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  19. Jimbo | June 1, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    um, hollyj, i think you might have typed your email address into your URL.

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  20. Jimbo | June 1, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    #12. noooooooooooooo, RLY?

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  21. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | June 1, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    no Jimbo, she wants peeps to email her for the Cleveland Steamer special

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  22. adult underoos | June 1, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    no wai!

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  23. Bern | June 1, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Man, if I had to go to rehab for every time I drunkenly swurved my vehicle into a parked car when I was 20, I would have gone to rehab about 48 times …

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  24. stephalump | June 1, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    She just flicked everyone off, British-style… that’s nice.

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  25. whitegold | June 1, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    LL is such a fucking loser.

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  26. danielle | June 1, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    she’s so crude! LOL

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  27. Jillian | June 1, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    LOL, she definitely winks at the end. watch for it RIGHT before the camera cuts off. oh the sincerity.

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  28. Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    #11 makes an interesting topic for discussion. Does anybody have a legit estimate on how much money this chick has?

    I gotta think that Herbie money must have gone up her nose a long time ago. And I doubt the Parent Trap paid her anything, so she may be just as poor as the rest of us.

    THAT would be the funniest shit ever. Lindsay making some of that AFJ money! YEAH Baby!

    AFJ

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  29. SlushPuppie | June 1, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    She had a part in the Abstinence PSA, too. She laughed so hard, she wet her pants. Although that could have been discharge…

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  30. techclerk | June 1, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    If this girl has a single brain cell in her head, she will cancel her birthday party and stay home. Being sober for a few hours inbetween binges does not make you a sober person fit for mingling among normal society.

    Stubborn, immature bitch is goona get her ass thrown in jail on her birthday.

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  31. Japanese Lohan Fan | June 1, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Huh? Godzirra?

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. Chauncey Gardner | June 1, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    If that douchebag from A Simple Plan truly considers himself a “role model”, he totally failed Lindsay. And probably blew a load in her slut throat.

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  33. BlohansDeviatedSeptum | June 1, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    Simple Plan AND Lindsay Lohan don’t want me to drive drunk? Well I’m almost there, if only some words of wisdom from Avril Lavigne were included I would have been sold !

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  34. Liz | June 1, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    God, that was when she was going through the emaciated stage. Wow. Time flies when you’re doing blow.

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  35. Michael Johnston | June 1, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    How can they prove she was driving under inebriation? People swurve their car all the damn time.
    And Mean girls earned 400 million world wide. She’s probably still making money off of that.

    …Michael

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  36. leelee | June 1, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    Holy crap! I’ve been pronouncing her last name wrong!

    I love the phrase “move your boot” in regards to dancing. Pure classic awesomeness.

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  37. fartmonger | June 1, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Kids, don’t drink and drive. But it’s pefectly okay to snort coke and take pain killers until your eyes bleed.

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  38. Ruby | June 1, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    FROST!!!

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  39. titsonsnack | June 1, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Is this bitch gonna be famous forever? When is her 15 minutes up? Because honestly, what the fuck has she done to make herself such a household name other than fart out a couple shitty movies and a poor-me CD of crappy music.
    Go away Lindsay. The world already has a drunk driving dumb slutty broad in her twenties who’s famous for no damn reason.

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  40. jenster | June 1, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    tits, she on minutes 20 I believe.
    what a fucking joke

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  41. captain obvious | June 1, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    I refuse to watch it, I just don’t care abt this ugly freckled wench. But I see she’s still doing her stupid peace sign. She needs to stop doing that. I wonder if she’s walking around Promises flashing everyone the peace sign.

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  42. hollyj | June 1, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    Thanks Jimbo! I wasn’t paying attn.

    It’s OK though. I don’t really use my Yahoo email. I only got it so I could play Yahoo games.

    AOL has my real email address. =)

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  43. Best of Celeb | June 1, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    She was cute, not all cracked out.

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  44. Carpediem | June 1, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    It would be more along the lines of Tom Cruise doing an Anti-Loving the Cock PSA

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  45. Alsef | June 1, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    IS this a JOKE! Lindsay lohan telling you to not drink and drive, its like britney spears telling you to wear underwear when wearing a skirt

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  46. Julie | June 1, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    lameee
    poor rich little party girl back in rehab.
    p.s her hair looks like crap.

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  47. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | June 1, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    “move your boot on the dance floor” ??
    I don’t think anyone’s worried about her skanky dancing. It’s her getting drunk and vomiting on innocent bystanders that everyone is afraid of.

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  48. MissPMS | June 1, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    Wow, watching this video makes me want to drink a 40 and a fifth of Hennesy.

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  49. Kimmy Gibbler | June 1, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    Anyone else find it odd that she’s getting out of rehab early to celebrate her 21st? it’s like going on a diet during Thanksgiving. No way is this shit going to work..

    now she’s mixing her ‘tinis and shooters with OxyContin. I feel bad for her liver. That thing is going to have a rough future.

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  50. Carpediem | June 1, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    It’s like tom cruise telling you not to love the cock!

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