Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law were spotted together at The Box on both Friday and Saturday night, sparking rumors they might be dating. A source says:
“She called Jude at 1 in the morning,” said our spy, “and met him at The Box.” “They are adoring one another’s company,” said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any “dating.”
And in case you’re wondering, yes, that is Jude Law dragging Lindsay Lohan by the arm. Didn’t you know? He’s a 300 pound black man.
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I’ll say it once more…
CHICKEN.FAT.YELLOW. does NOT=blonde
“Great. Mr infected foreskin turtlehead man with the microdick is screwing Miss cuntilingus. That’s hot.”
I’ll talk Jude Law into getting circumcized as soon as you slice off your clit. Deal?
lo-ho and i had a good time last night. i met her at the club, we went into the bathroom, we did some nose candy, and then this black guy (pictured) offered her more drugs so she went with him.
I think she just looks slutty :D
annnnnddd… really happy! :D
But all her stories about sex in her opinion bla bla bla…. we can call it one week stand.
I’m a reformed sociopath and she’s a firecrotch. I wonder if our kid would look anything like Drew Barrymore. I’ll stock up on the extra booze just in case. And the asbestos curtains.
God, it must suck to store all your fat in the thigh area. She’s thin right now but look at those fat trunks. Poor dear.
Lycra, tap-dance Barbie, everyone.
i hate to have to point it out, but those actually are a different pair of shoes…
@47 lol, never enough Catherine O’Hara references and then you added laundry for the kill.
@51 hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
her gyrating thighs look buffalo style right now because she’s wearing shiny pants….but even with the pants i dont see how her thighs are too fat. i mean wtf do you like anorexic bitches?
In the latest Lohan news, her Dad just got out of the pokey. Let’s see how much trauma he can put LiLo through for our amusement.
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Wait for this afternoon, when Fish gets around to posting his two cents worth on this “breaking story”.
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“See how orange my face is compared to my pasty white hands?”
when I grow up I want to be orange and have a 300# black man!
all I need is a lobotomy & some tights!
her dad just got out of the clink….should make for some interesting drama.
im sorry but shes f’in HOTT!
so…
how would you…
like your daughter…
to behave [or not]…
[what?]