Lindsay Lohan and Joe Francis get it on, of course

Oh, and “what cockjugglery this is!” for good measure.

# 74
No one with any self respect is jealous of this guy.. If you have any morals you wouldn’t want to exploit anyone regardless if they are dumb, drunk or slutty.
Plus, No one would want his image as a rapist and hot headed toss pot.

#102

You’re gay, aren’t you?

Buddy looks like Jerry Orbach and Ernie from Sesame Street had a threesome with Saul Rosenberg in a nuclear testing area.
Obviously, a guy this ugly spent a lot of time brainstorming ways to get pussy.

Isn’t ‘get her drunk!’ still THE #1 aphrodisiac of choice among especially ugly hetero guys?
And, isn’t it pretty easy to get women to do something they normally wouldn’t, once their inhibitions are lowered?

So Joe Francis is an ugly guy, who’d never get to fuck a sober chick (with halfway decent taste or vision – sorry, Lohan!), who got rich capitalizing on drunken women’s nudity (which also makes him unique and innovative!).

I think most people who envy this guy are like “Fuck, I could’ve thought of that if I wasn’t so busy jerking off and being ugly.”

I want me some freckled titties and p**sy

I want me some freckled titties and freckled, red haired crotch.

Good God Almighty!
This match-up has the “icky” meter pegged!

The guy has 3 sisters. He’s gay.

GGW is his beard. The guy who ‘sodomized’ him-was his lover. They had a falling out, now, he is spinning it, as a man on man rape.

Me thinks this guy likes to order the sausage, everytime he dines out.

What a good exemple of bad usage of self-tanning lotion on the legs….

Even wacked-out Hollywood d-list trash icons deserve to find true love. Their love will protect them from your snarky digs and dismissive stares. I believe in their love. It could very well be the best love story in the history of man.

Then again, he might just have the best-quality coke in town.

I thought he was gay? Well, I guess that doesn’t matter, though.

He’s a monster and she has no self respect!!

That said, I tried thinking of what must be done to Joe Francis’s cock before I would let it near me. Some type of intense disinfecting treatment; perhaps a long soak in bleach, maybe the autoclave (an intense heat treatment used to sterilize dental equipment). Joe would need several months of IV antibiotics and a bag over his big ugly head. Then, for a small fee (at least $10 million) I *might* consider meeting his penis. But…probably not.

#90, I remember that. Some guy tied him up and threatened to butt bang him while forcing him to refer to himself with gay slurs. Marvelous.

Awwww! Maybe Lidsay can help Joe do his community service in Panama City Beach! They could “do lunch” at the jail and share a communal shower with the inmates. How fab!

Make that Lindsay!

Check the office pool …. who had January 17th as the day Lindsay checks into rehab??!! Good news, you won.

born with a stuffed animal for a brain? isn’t that insulting to stuffed animals?

Thanks for the tip #56. Revealing article, as much about Joe Francis as his sluttly little entourage.

Not that I don’t adore sluts, it’s just that I expect some reasonably intelligent conversation before, between, and after.

And yeah, he is another closet fag.

Hey, did you all hear this?

Joe Francis, 33, also was ordered to pay a $500,000 fine as part of a plea deal he made with the U.S. Department of Justice in September, when he plead guilty to failing to document the ages of young women engaging in sexually explicit acts in the tapes.

It was in USA Today

man, i don’t want to hear about her ever again

I love the multi-tone look of the fake tan…

damn LL, go to a salon for heaven’s sake !!