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match made in heaven
Big freakin’ deal.
A geek and a whore – what more can one say??
Lmao. This is too perfect.
she needs the jump start in her career
In my day, they woulda been married first!
I love civilization’s continuing downward spiral.
The next inevitable step is a crotch shot of a pantiless Condi Rice stepping out of Air Force One with K-Fed.
Girls Gone Wild: Lindsay Lohan
I’m sure he’s laughing to himself about the huge payday he’s going to get from this ride.
The question I’m asking myself is will he publish a Full Screen or Wide Screen Edition?
Women just because a man does what you say doesn’t mean your in control :-)
Who the hell is this fuckin’ asshole? He looks like he’s shitting his pants in these photos…or maybe she’a already given him crabs and he’s too shy to scratch his nuts in public…
Wally ?’s PrettyBaby.
Wally ♥’s PrettyBaby.
why does it look like he’s constantly scrunching his shoulders toward his head? creepy.
On your second date with Joe Francis you get a free t-shirt after you sign a waiver. Or at least, that’s what a friend told me…
LMAO @ #12. Seriously that was really funny lol.
Speaking of old school SNL days today, if this guy’s picture was held up on the Game Show “Jew, Not a Jew” I would definitely have to say… “He’s a jew, Bob. He’s a jew”.
Must i look to this weak attempt?Plss…
Fish! Do the Math! They are 13 years apart, not 23 or 33! My Dad married my stepmother when she was 20 and they were 13 years apart. I say “were” because my wonderful Dad died last year. They had a long and happy marriage and I have 3 brothers from that union whom I wouldn’t have had otherwise. Oh, and equality is applicable. Hurrah for women who are 13 years older than their boyfriends. As a point of fact, homosexuals frequently have age differences and I have never seen you, Fish, freak out about it. Hypocrit Fish??
freaky
um, eew, what’s wrong with her legs? The orange is all splotchy and then they’re all ashy down where the sheets tied around her ankles rubbed all the mystic-tan off.
And this guy: he looks like the love child of George Costanza and Robert Barone. That’s nasty, Wyatt.
#17…
I totally agree, my neighbor is fucking his babysitter, she’s 14 and he’s 29 – so what’s the problem??
And by “dating”, don’t you mean fucking the living daylights out of each other, doing some coke, drinking a few 40′s, fucking, doing some coke, and then Joe cheating on her with several of the many nubile 18 year-olds who flash their tits for his camera?
OK – Lindsay. tell us the truth, how tiny IS his penis???
wow-17 whats with the freak out? calm yourself.
(17)If you’re a guy than i’m for sure outta here.
Send me pics to prove asap.
#17 – what the fuck are you talking about?
Homosexual age differences & your parents marriage have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that a sleazeball with no dick whatsoever is dating hollywood’s biggest cumbucket who will fuck anything that says hello to her.
17 just proved that hooking up with a much younger woman will kill you that much faster.
ew
That dick should be beaten to death just for wearing a John Coltrane t-shirt.
Guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with Lilo giving him an excelent case of whistle dick.
In a month, this slut will be sitting in the Viper Room, banging back vodka Red Bulls with her drunken cunty friends, coked out with her panties on the floor, talking about this loser’s teeny, weeny, dink…
If you have the time, here’s a disturbing article about Francis, fully illustrating what a big sack of shit he is:
http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story?coll=la-home-headlines
He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. He’s smiling like he wants to cry, but is too much of a loser to actually forfeit that last little shred of trembly “self-esteem” he saved from his last trip to the high-school scene. “Yes, I’m a hero,” he thinks, “A HERO!” but what rattles in the background, like a greasy, consumptive lung, is the fact that he’s a hero to people who have never really known him, except as a ticket or a drink.
will lilo be the wormhole out of the ratrace you’ve always been looking for? or won’t it matter that she’s only dating you cause you’re (a) sort of rich, (b) sort of famous, (c) sort of tall, and (d) sort of cute.
meat resists. meat swallows. meat fucks. meat sells. only flesh can welcome you inside. but this guy, for all the boobs he’s seen, has never seen flesh!
He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. He’s smiling like he wants to cry, but is too much of a loser to actually forfeit that last little shred of trembly “self-esteem” he saved from his last trip to the high-school scene. “Yes, I’m a hero,” he thinks, “A HERO!” but what rattles in the background, like a greasy, consumptive lung, is the fact that he’s a hero to people who have never really known him, except as a ticket or a drink.
will lilo be the wormhole out of the ratrace you’ve always been looking for? or won’t it matter that she’s only dating you cause you’re (a) sort of rich, (b) sort of famous, (c) sort of tall, and (d) sort of cute.
meat resists. meat swallows. meat fucks. meat sells. only flesh can welcome you inside. but this guy, for all the boobs he’s seen, has never seen flesh!
One good piece of shit deserves another. Together they make a nice six foot pile of excrement.
Well, OBVIOUSLY she has excellent taste in men. I mean, who wouldn’t want to date a scumbag who makes a living out of exploiting drunk sluts?
She can get coked out, flash her vag and he can tape it and make millions! Gold, baby, gold!
When did she start dating Ray Romano?
Durn! Alllll the sleeeeez -e guys r taken
I wanted to say this is really nasty.. but then I thought..Nasty for which one of them? They both are really terrible looking people. Both of them are slutty, So, I guess this is a good match.
Some how it looks like Joe Francis’ shoulder are creeping up on his own head.
Great catch Lindsay.
Oh ya, you’re every bit as redneck as Britney Spears. All we need is a video of you burping like a man (just like Britney), and maybe soon a few kids with your trashy boyfriend to make you a dark-haired mirror image of Ms. Spears.
why does this dude look like lurch? He looks fucking nervous as shit or like he just took a shit or needs to take a shit.
Her legs look so blotchy.
Every Serious Actress gets involved with a child porn peddler. Just look at all of the great, Oscar-winning actresses who did…..
From what I’ve heard, he really is a sexual predator. In fact, one girl who appeared in his stupid video gave a very sad account of exactly how he raped her. They were shooting till he told the cameraman to leave the room and then he raped her. Very nice man.
everything about him screams chicken wings, well, from the shoulders down. his “face” is just the late-capitalist trademark for bwaaaaack
# 31 I remember when that article came out, what a fuckin greaseball. Everyone who watches the creep’s videos should read it.
great, now we can expect a sex tape from Blowhan. just lovely. Can’t wait.
By the age of 25 this chick is going to be fucked out, doped out and looking for a hand out.
It’s nice to see that Joe Francis (ie. the offspring of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Ray Ramano) dressed up for his date.
Lovin’ the chucks, playboy, Lovin’ the chucks. All class.
blowhan! nice one, beavis. (and i mean that as the ultimate compliment)
He’s like three times her size. She rides him. Period.