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Yourstruly | January 16, 2007 at 3:35 pm
match made in heaven
MrCrankyPants | January 16, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Big freakin’ deal.
ToiletDuck | January 16, 2007 at 3:36 pm
A geek and a whore – what more can one say??
Kristin | January 16, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Lmao. This is too perfect.
Yourstruly | January 16, 2007 at 3:37 pm
she needs the jump start in her career
MrPankyCrants | January 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
In my day, they woulda been married first!
ph7 | January 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I love civilization’s continuing downward spiral.
The next inevitable step is a crotch shot of a pantiless Condi Rice stepping out of Air Force One with K-Fed.
ResidentX | January 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Girls Gone Wild: Lindsay Lohan
I’m sure he’s laughing to himself about the huge payday he’s going to get from this ride.
The question I’m asking myself is will he publish a Full Screen or Wide Screen Edition?
Women just because a man does what you say doesn’t mean your in control :-)
ToiletDuck | January 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Who the hell is this fuckin’ asshole? He looks like he’s shitting his pants in these photos…or maybe she’a already given him crabs and he’s too shy to scratch his nuts in public…
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Wally ?’s PrettyBaby.
Brain Embolism | January 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Wally ♥’s PrettyBaby.
meee | January 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm
why does it look like he’s constantly scrunching his shoulders toward his head? creepy.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 16, 2007 at 3:45 pm
On your second date with Joe Francis you get a free t-shirt after you sign a waiver. Or at least, that’s what a friend told me…
Kristin | January 16, 2007 at 3:45 pm
LMAO @ #12. Seriously that was really funny lol.
biatcho | January 16, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Speaking of old school SNL days today, if this guy’s picture was held up on the Game Show “Jew, Not a Jew” I would definitely have to say… “He’s a jew, Bob. He’s a jew”.
Lowlands | January 16, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Must i look to this weak attempt?Plss…
woodhorse | January 16, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Fish! Do the Math! They are 13 years apart, not 23 or 33! My Dad married my stepmother when she was 20 and they were 13 years apart. I say “were” because my wonderful Dad died last year. They had a long and happy marriage and I have 3 brothers from that union whom I wouldn’t have had otherwise. Oh, and equality is applicable. Hurrah for women who are 13 years older than their boyfriends. As a point of fact, homosexuals frequently have age differences and I have never seen you, Fish, freak out about it. Hypocrit Fish??
combustion8 | January 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm
freaky
the_doctor | January 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm
um, eew, what’s wrong with her legs? The orange is all splotchy and then they’re all ashy down where the sheets tied around her ankles rubbed all the mystic-tan off.
And this guy: he looks like the love child of George Costanza and Robert Barone. That’s nasty, Wyatt.
ToiletDuck | January 16, 2007 at 3:59 pm
#17…
I totally agree, my neighbor is fucking his babysitter, she’s 14 and he’s 29 – so what’s the problem??
polypam | January 16, 2007 at 4:00 pm
And by “dating”, don’t you mean fucking the living daylights out of each other, doing some coke, drinking a few 40′s, fucking, doing some coke, and then Joe cheating on her with several of the many nubile 18 year-olds who flash their tits for his camera?
ToiletDuck | January 16, 2007 at 4:01 pm
OK – Lindsay. tell us the truth, how tiny IS his penis???
downshine | January 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm
wow-17 whats with the freak out? calm yourself.
Lowlands | January 16, 2007 at 4:05 pm
(17)If you’re a guy than i’m for sure outta here.
Lowlands | January 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Send me pics to prove asap.
biatcho | January 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm
#17 – what the fuck are you talking about?
Homosexual age differences & your parents marriage have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that a sleazeball with no dick whatsoever is dating hollywood’s biggest cumbucket who will fuck anything that says hello to her.
combustion8 | January 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm
17 just proved that hooking up with a much younger woman will kill you that much faster.
sarah | January 16, 2007 at 4:13 pm
ew
Do Freebird | January 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm
That dick should be beaten to death just for wearing a John Coltrane t-shirt.
Guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with Lilo giving him an excelent case of whistle dick.
ToiletDuck | January 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm
In a month, this slut will be sitting in the Viper Room, banging back vodka Red Bulls with her drunken cunty friends, coked out with her panties on the floor, talking about this loser’s teeny, weeny, dink…
ElleDriver | January 16, 2007 at 4:29 pm
If you have the time, here’s a disturbing article about Francis, fully illustrating what a big sack of shit he is:
http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story?coll=la-home-headlines
schack | January 16, 2007 at 4:30 pm
He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. He’s smiling like he wants to cry, but is too much of a loser to actually forfeit that last little shred of trembly “self-esteem” he saved from his last trip to the high-school scene. “Yes, I’m a hero,” he thinks, “A HERO!” but what rattles in the background, like a greasy, consumptive lung, is the fact that he’s a hero to people who have never really known him, except as a ticket or a drink.
will lilo be the wormhole out of the ratrace you’ve always been looking for? or won’t it matter that she’s only dating you cause you’re (a) sort of rich, (b) sort of famous, (c) sort of tall, and (d) sort of cute.
meat resists. meat swallows. meat fucks. meat sells. only flesh can welcome you inside. but this guy, for all the boobs he’s seen, has never seen flesh!
schack | January 16, 2007 at 4:30 pm
He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. He’s smiling like he wants to cry, but is too much of a loser to actually forfeit that last little shred of trembly “self-esteem” he saved from his last trip to the high-school scene. “Yes, I’m a hero,” he thinks, “A HERO!” but what rattles in the background, like a greasy, consumptive lung, is the fact that he’s a hero to people who have never really known him, except as a ticket or a drink.
will lilo be the wormhole out of the ratrace you’ve always been looking for? or won’t it matter that she’s only dating you cause you’re (a) sort of rich, (b) sort of famous, (c) sort of tall, and (d) sort of cute.
meat resists. meat swallows. meat fucks. meat sells. only flesh can welcome you inside. but this guy, for all the boobs he’s seen, has never seen flesh!
BarbadoSlim | January 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
One good piece of shit deserves another. Together they make a nice six foot pile of excrement.
za-rodinu | January 16, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Well, OBVIOUSLY she has excellent taste in men. I mean, who wouldn’t want to date a scumbag who makes a living out of exploiting drunk sluts?
She can get coked out, flash her vag and he can tape it and make millions! Gold, baby, gold!
Italian Stallion | January 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm
When did she start dating Ray Romano?
lostopoly | January 16, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Durn! Alllll the sleeeeez -e guys r taken
Mick | January 16, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I wanted to say this is really nasty.. but then I thought..Nasty for which one of them? They both are really terrible looking people. Both of them are slutty, So, I guess this is a good match.
Some how it looks like Joe Francis’ shoulder are creeping up on his own head.
BuckTheInfernal | January 16, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Great catch Lindsay.
Oh ya, you’re every bit as redneck as Britney Spears. All we need is a video of you burping like a man (just like Britney), and maybe soon a few kids with your trashy boyfriend to make you a dark-haired mirror image of Ms. Spears.
MissMara | January 16, 2007 at 5:33 pm
why does this dude look like lurch? He looks fucking nervous as shit or like he just took a shit or needs to take a shit.
Rae | January 16, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Her legs look so blotchy.
Giggles | January 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Every Serious Actress gets involved with a child porn peddler. Just look at all of the great, Oscar-winning actresses who did…..
Koggi | January 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
From what I’ve heard, he really is a sexual predator. In fact, one girl who appeared in his stupid video gave a very sad account of exactly how he raped her. They were shooting till he told the cameraman to leave the room and then he raped her. Very nice man.
schack | January 16, 2007 at 6:33 pm
everything about him screams chicken wings, well, from the shoulders down. his “face” is just the late-capitalist trademark for bwaaaaack
famousguy | January 16, 2007 at 6:43 pm
# 31 I remember when that article came out, what a fuckin greaseball. Everyone who watches the creep’s videos should read it.
smoothylee | January 16, 2007 at 6:53 pm
great, now we can expect a sex tape from Blowhan. just lovely. Can’t wait.
BigMember | January 16, 2007 at 7:10 pm
By the age of 25 this chick is going to be fucked out, doped out and looking for a hand out.
trinket | January 16, 2007 at 7:11 pm
It’s nice to see that Joe Francis (ie. the offspring of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Ray Ramano) dressed up for his date.
Lovin’ the chucks, playboy, Lovin’ the chucks. All class.
schack | January 16, 2007 at 8:15 pm
blowhan! nice one, beavis. (and i mean that as the ultimate compliment)
Peter Coffin | January 16, 2007 at 8:30 pm
He’s like three times her size. She rides him. Period.