Multiple sources are claiming Harry Morton broke up with Lindsay Lohan yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio.
“She was too much drama,” says the source. “Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. She’s young and a little bit immature. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into.” Indeed, Lohan, 20, was spotted at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting – and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other. After the Chateau, Lohan went to Hyde Lounge, where she arrived around 12:30 a.m. and stayed until the hot spot closed at 2 a.m. She mingled with friends and didn’t appear to be distraught: “She was having a blast,” says one patron, “even with a broken hand.”
It’s ironic to think the owner of a restaurant called the Pink Taco would end a relationship because it wasn’t mature enough for him. That’d be like Mr. T breaking up with a woman because she had on too much gold jewelry and referred to herself in the third person. And pitied fools. And was constantly telling kids to stay in school and drink their milk.
no, 19, he didn’t mean ‘a’ pink taco, pink taco is the name of the restaurant chain that morton owns, dumbass.
Hairy Morton?
THEEE Hairy Morton? Eye yay eye! for real!!!! She dates the great great grandson of the pubic wig ( fuck off Nips) inventor?
Little Boy, where art thou?
For the dumber of ya’ll, cuz I wantcha to be happy and laughing…
uuuuhhh….fire crotch? She has a fire crotch…. hehe. fire crotch.. fuh. hu. funny? huhuh.
Idiots.
Oops sorry kids! What I meant to say is that he has a look on his face like he has just realized where his lost butt plug is. Ya, his ass. Been there for 17 days. With a rare, endangered colecanth fish/thing.
And she has the same look, only it’s in her throat. With all of the LA Lakers.
Hope someone catches the crabs this weekend.
and people say lindsay’s the coke whore, lol? look at harry’s pupils. they’re so friggin dilated, u can barely tell his eye color.
her wild ways are old news. what could have surfaced, in the two weeks since he proposed, to cause him to recant?
fish, beat x17 to the punch!
No #51- I meant he ate ‘A’ pink taco. As in a vagina. A pussy. A cunt. A “McFlapp”.
In the future, please watch who you’re calling a dumbass!
P.S. For the McFlapp reference, I refer you to the site of the great ‘TrannyGranny and Zanna’.
http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/
Feel free to scroll down until you find the McFlapp thread.
‘nuf said
Different interests I guess, especially Harry not interested in catching AIDS every day.
bye harry…
52 old news but you spin it right
so….
[and fro the chldren…
oh no…not a vagina
oh no…a pink taco
…oops got bored
could we be people?
again ?
soon?
As much as we all don’t like Miss Lohan I have to say… I’m definatly glad it’s over… He is not in the slightest bit attractive. I’d never let a guy like that grope me in public, hell I’d never let him gope me in private either no matter how much money he’s got!
HAHA Lohan is mine now!
playpacman.net
I don’t really like Bill C. In many ways he screwed up… ( and talk about a security risk!!!)
However – everyone can possibly repent – and, of course, I hate him less than FoxNews. ( Hello ? Rupert ? What’s your problem ? Do we have to hate Aussies now ? What went wrong ? )
But at least Bill can speak … unlike … well…U may know…
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/09/24/clinton-video/
Good to finally see something unscripted on American News !!!
(Oh and what a HO – han…etc)
And I hate John Madden as well ( in case anyone should ask)
Further to #93 on the last Jessica Biel thread
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/24/world/middleeast/24terror.html?hp&ex=1159156800&en=22b7a0941b08007f&ei=5094&partner=homepage
(Not that I’m an active activist for reading that Commie Times Rag.)
Further to # 63
Please disregard the alluded references to ‘Maxwell Smart’, ’99′, and the ‘Cone of Silence’ … and then try and figure it out…
Binkster x
I have never really understood herbie frog…I’ve been posting for a loooooong time, and I still have no fucking idea what he’s talking about.
It’s ee cummings Kris
English 101 (Well oK – Herb – English 100, but this is a stretch )
{And no one knows what’s up – but he doesn’t need CAPS – and who makes sence now-a-daze ?)
(and he’s on drugs)
Here’s a bit.
http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/cummings.htm
“Humanity i love you because
when you’re hard up you pawn your
intelligence to buy a drink.
(from ‘Humanity i love you’, 1925)”
(Oh – And I’m glad Linds is off the CoCo Puffs …well hopefully)
@65- krisdylee, you ain’t the only one. It’s hilarious, it just doesn’t make sense… to me.
Perhaps old Herbie has licked one to many frogs?
(Click the link)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/9624/thetoad.html
( I used to be a teacher – but never admit it)
I once met a teacher( but i never admit it)
Herbie is not a troll. That is the important thing.
I can add nothing to this Pink Taco news. You guys have said it (beautifully) already.
Keep up the good work.
“Apparently they named this resturaunt Pink Taco due to their signature dish. But they’re missing the ultimate irony; these ‘Pink Tacos’ taste.. like ass.” — Stephen Colbert.
Er, apparently Aaron Carter broke off his engagement with that fat Playmate chick… and this shit about Li.Lo is still the latest story??
Meh.
#72 – Careful how you use the word troll… some people may take offense and think you’re referring to them, then resort to lambasting you on other blogs (while of course, not saying your name). I always thought herbie’s voice sounded like that clown in Spawn… if you read his posts that way, they actually sound quite funny (if not inane and just plain wierd).
#55 I dunno, probably her period.
Well, she was the star of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen……should we expect anything else from her?
Love those tits, what a great place to lay my head…I’ll have an order of those with a PINK TACO please, mmmm.
my. heart. fucking. bleeds. for. her.
In other news: I love Herbie’s posts. Make me feel slightly dizzy when I read them – like I’m on drugs too.
right?
# 27 WorldWideWendy
I still think that Nichole Ritchie will starve herself to death before Lohan dies by choken on her own vomit.
Lindsay Lolife is a tormented, fucked up bitch, which places her in the august company of most Hollywood starlets, going back to infinity. Ya gotcha Marilyns, Avas, Harlows, Garlands, Ritas, Elizabeths, and whatcha got? A bunch of fucked up cunts. Not to say I don’t love reading about them. That’s the only way this can be viewed. These people are here to fuck up their lives for your entertainment. So enjoy!
76 trombones etc
finally a comment that made sense :)
ah well
can’t really help tyhere :)
lol b*****
She looks very rough especially in the 3rd pic. She looks older than 20. I guess the stress of being in hollywood + drugs have aged her :(
Spindoc- you may be right…here’s one though- Nicole Ritchie – after a last minute binge and vomit intended to save her life- throws up the chicken sandwich her doctor has just forced down her throat- which, by a miricle of physics and newtons laws of projection lodges itself IN the windpipe of Lindsay Lohan ( who just happens to be in the room with her mouth open, just work with me here) and THEN LL chokes on that chicken sandwich because as it enters her mouth, her septum colapses THUS shutting down her airways, and the doctors can all just watch in amazement.
2 birds one stone.
2 birds- one of them a stoner.
or 3 birds if you count the sandwich.
Harry Morton is a homosexual.
In July 2006/August 2006 he was doing male homosexual’s sex with other male homosexuals – especially in July. Maybe it was the hot climate. Yuk.
In the typical homo style Harry Morton sees Lindsay Lohan as a body and a face only – he does not see any personality and he does not get that she does not like him. I know that he is now re-imposing on her but I still say that she does not even like him.
Go on Harry Morton. Get lost. Get so lost that even a GPS could not locate you! Leech.
don’t really care
“Footage of Harry Morton (braking) up with Lindsay Lohan”
brake: its something in your car.