Multiple sources are claiming Harry Morton broke up with Lindsay Lohan yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio.
“She was too much drama,” says the source. “Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. She’s young and a little bit immature. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into.” Indeed, Lohan, 20, was spotted at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting – and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other. After the Chateau, Lohan went to Hyde Lounge, where she arrived around 12:30 a.m. and stayed until the hot spot closed at 2 a.m. She mingled with friends and didn’t appear to be distraught: “She was having a blast,” says one patron, “even with a broken hand.”
It’s ironic to think the owner of a restaurant called the Pink Taco would end a relationship because it wasn’t mature enough for him. That’d be like Mr. T breaking up with a woman because she had on too much gold jewelry and referred to herself in the third person. And pitied fools. And was constantly telling kids to stay in school and drink their milk.
theblemish.com | September 22, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Well, I guess it’s back to blow jobs in bathrooms again.
http://theblemish.com
mrs.t | September 22, 2006 at 1:28 pm
mrs. t takes offense to the fish’s post. mrs. t says “stay in school”. mrs. t pities the fool who touches her gold chains.
commissioner | September 22, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I had so much hope for those two. If they can’t make it, no one can.
*weeping*
Italian Stallion | September 22, 2006 at 1:34 pm
I ate at the Pink Taco when I was at the Hard Rock last week, good food, there was a hair in my food though……………
BibaBui | September 22, 2006 at 1:36 pm
She was having a blast, even with her broken arm.
Well, shes always having a blast, even with her fircrtoch.
Praz | September 22, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Lindsey Lohan ate my balls
ScottInFlorida | September 22, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Lindsey is just so fresh and full of life!
I know she won’t have any problem finding a nice boy to settle down with have just oodles of kids. Such a nice girl.
…and now back to reality.
Wampoon.com | September 22, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Aw no more boobie grabbing in public.
http://wampoon.com
Haroof | September 22, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Stallion, it was probably one of Harry’s pubes in your food.
Rimmer | September 22, 2006 at 1:45 pm
She’ll only wear black bikini’s from now on.
c | September 22, 2006 at 1:45 pm
lindsay is a hot mess, but harry is an ass for dumping her at the chateau of all places.
Tracie | September 22, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Despite the restaurant’s unfortunate name, that guy was the prize! Lindsay is sure to go off the deep end now. The PDAs with the boob and ass grabbing were obvious signs from Harry that, for him, it was all about the banging. Lindsay is a typical immature little girl and I’m sure she was thinking it was more. I wouldn’t be surprised if we hear about yet another hospitalization over the weekend.
c | September 22, 2006 at 1:46 pm
and also ewww at the hair in the food at pink taco!
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
endometriorama | September 22, 2006 at 1:47 pm
he owns the pink taco??? that place is good.
clamofdeath | September 22, 2006 at 1:49 pm
“a wad on one hand, her cell phone in the other”
such a frequent occurrence for lindsay…or paris…or…
RichPort | September 22, 2006 at 1:53 pm
After realizing there was nothing left to grope in public, and seeing receipt tallies from his restaurant plummet, Corky decided he’d have to fuck her or leave her. So he did what any dick valueing man would do when faced with a fiery fuck hole: he passed her to his friends. And by friends of course I mean most of the Hollywood brat pack, just where he found her in the first place, passed of on a bag of yayo.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 22, 2006 at 2:03 pm
To console her broken heart, Linds threw herself into a ten man gangbang, followed by a cocaine cleanse and a good felching. By 2:00 A.M. she had found her new love, an employment-challenged individual by the name of Cletus Freelove Stankthumb, who previously bummed a crinkled $100.00 bill from Paris Hilton. The two plan on setting up a “love nest” behind the Hustler store on Hollywood and Vine.
blueballs | September 22, 2006 at 2:06 pm
HAHA! HAHAH! Wasn’t it rumored that he was going to propose a few weeks ago showing him going into a jewlery store? He’s a smart man. He got his blow jobs and stuffed her spicey herpe tainted pink taco but he wised up. He can do A LOT better.
Brain Embolism | September 22, 2006 at 2:07 pm
4- Stallion
Didn’t you mean, “I ate ‘a’ Pink Taco”?
Just asking.
Brain Embolism | September 22, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I think the Superficial guy is trying to ‘scoop’ X-17 with these stories!
http://x17online.com/
PunjabPete | September 22, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Uh, hello….. SOmeone mentioned tears…
If I cannot get any from Paris this week, Lohan will have to do. Get the fuck on it right now Superfish…. Bring me my pictures of LoHo crying…
I beseach you….
CelebSlam.com | September 22, 2006 at 2:42 pm
First Whitney and Bobby and now them? Why can’t love just triumph?
http://www.celebslam.com
PunjabPete | September 22, 2006 at 2:43 pm
#18 – Harry is a pu-naynay god….
No woman bangs harder or says yes to more outrageous sexual suggestions than one who thinks you are gonna give her a ring. So he takes her ring shopping and gets her into 100% 20 year old freak mode… Once he has passed her around and played her out, he decides to move on….
The man knows how to manage a Pink Taco….
Binky | September 22, 2006 at 3:12 pm
I’ll live through this.
blueballs | September 22, 2006 at 3:13 pm
If he really wanted to fuck Hohan over, he should start dating Paris HERPES Hilton. That would make for some good story lines.
LoneWolf | September 22, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Lindsay and Harry broke up? Hell, next you’re going to tell me that I’ll have to pay taxes by April 14th and someday I’m going to die.
The only more certain than the inevitability of that breakup is that she’s going to continue to hook up and break up with related drama played out in public, and that in general make an ass of herself.
Which isn’t to say that he isn’t a shmuck, either. Fuck ‘em both – everyone else has.
WorldWideWendy | September 22, 2006 at 4:11 pm
So really. A serious question now. How long will this girl live?
Over dosed by when?
30?
Spiratucus | September 22, 2006 at 4:17 pm
What a Shocker! I can’t keep up with firecrotch. One day she has big hooters, the next day they’re gone.
krisdylee | September 22, 2006 at 4:21 pm
#1 little ditch-pig that I need to kick squarely in the pink taco.
KevinTheProdigy.com | September 22, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Someone light a candle for this one…
May | September 22, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Maybe he didn’t like her fire taco
PaisleyMoon | September 22, 2006 at 8:53 pm
Please, Harry Morton trying to sever ties with coked out, lazy ass, moronic, dead eye Blohan and save his imaginary dignity is laughable. It’s too late. He has skank goo all over him and he’ll never get anyone but Paris now. And that’s in the works, you can bet on it. Gowd, don’t you people read anywhere but here?
Amy3000 | September 22, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Guess the STD test results came back…and Harry clearly isn’t happy.
Obadiah | September 22, 2006 at 9:32 pm
I hope they broke up. It sure seems like we have been seeing a lot of Lindsey’s pink taco since she’s been dating Harry.
I wonder what would happen if she started dating a man who owned a restaurant chain called “Fur Burger”? Or a guy who owned a restaurant called “Flappy Labia Roast Beef Sandwiches”? Would her privates reflect the names of those establishments?
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
PrincessMuMu | September 22, 2006 at 9:45 pm
He’ll be sleeping with Nicole Richie within a week.
HollyJ | September 22, 2006 at 9:47 pm
I can’t BELIEVE I heard this on “The Showbizz Buzz” on the radio late this morning while driving in my car… and it didn’t post on Super for innumerable HOURS after that… WTF? Is there a 4-6hr continuum between news coming to bonehead radio shows and news coming online???
btw, I’m still traumatized over Bab’s jugs. =(
naughtyc | September 22, 2006 at 10:07 pm
ugh i’m so frustrated ’cause i had such a good response before i was put through the ardurous “registration” process & policy. to amend my original comments i’d just like to say that lindsay is fawking bloody HOT. esp comapared to the others of which she is compared. hello, morton. she is 20. fuckin’ a, when i was 20 i was a bloody minging freak as well. it wears off, hare. so get it while the getin’s good mate!
naughtyc | September 22, 2006 at 10:10 pm
by the by that final photo has lohan with some pasty bloke in a white tee shirt above a coupla pioneer cdj1000s. what gives? is lohan an aspirin’ dj, or is she just crouched below the bleedin booth? either way i’d have her round my next rave, just wanna know in what capacity if ya know what i mean :)
eboughey | September 23, 2006 at 3:04 am
I’m in my 40s (female and mom). I don’t normally like the younger actresses because of my age, but I do like Lindsay Lohan.
I was a bit disappointed to hear the latest on this breakup because it seemed like it was really making a difference in her life and putting her on the right personal track.
It’s probably just tabloid fodder though and I hope it is…
mahlor | September 23, 2006 at 3:07 am
we all know its not because of her partying, its because she’s getting fat again. That’s the number one reason we all dump chicks a few months into a relationship…
Beavis | September 23, 2006 at 4:05 am
Comparing Mr. T to this Gynecological Nightmare, you gotta lotta balls asshole.
He tried to help the little people w/ fists and guns, Ms Piggy will not appologize for dripping on peoples rugs.
Leave Mr.T alone you retard.
Lindsay Lohan | September 23, 2006 at 4:21 am
I was too good for that cunt anyways.
amhi | September 23, 2006 at 8:23 am
I wonder if this was before or after her .. dance.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | September 23, 2006 at 9:51 am
I knew it…any guy who would manhandle the woman he loves in public like that doesn’t really love her–it shows a lack of respect.
Tracie–you’re so right. He’s as nasty as an ex of mine who went around telling his friends I gave good head. What an asshat! Brag, brag, brag, then make me deal with his so-called friends sniffing around after me. Jerk-offs to a one. Could be why I am not with him anymore! Ack.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 23, 2006 at 10:17 am
Lindsay could stand some relationship advice.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm
doihaveabooger | September 23, 2006 at 1:40 pm
I can’t believe two 20 yr olds broke up.
I’m crushed.
ValeWolf | September 23, 2006 at 3:39 pm
I heard her mother was trying to date Harry’s father as well. I mean, come on. Fucking gold diggers. Of all people, they had to choose those two. Just because those two idiots are willing to put up with everything just to be with a millionaire, doesn’t mean they will put up with everything too. All their personal bullshit. What’s there to gain for them? They are so shameless. And I think Harry has realized this and dumped her. Idiot.
Now I totallly understand Lindsays father. Living with those funcking lunatics.
supersi | September 23, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Lindsay’s just another borderline personality with drink/drug/food (or lack of)addictions.
being an actor is perfect for her as she obviously doesn’t know who the fuck she is so why not pretend she’s someone else?
Having a bitch stage-mom who lives out her fantasies thru her probably doesn’t help either.
Michele | September 23, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Hi
Good to know that Lindsay is free again, she’s hotter than him!
checkyourshorts | September 23, 2006 at 4:49 pm
In the interest of accuracy in journalism, this should read Harry Morton broke out with the Lindsay Lohan. Symptoms = extreme genital freckling and fiery gohnorral itching. He’s no doubt icing his nethers as we speak. About his relationship, though, I couldn’t guess.