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Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan just got back from their vacation in Hawaii and here’s some shots from their trip, including the one above of Harry giving Lindsay a good ass grabbing as they make out. Does it matter that there’s a mother reading a book to her baby behind them? Of course not. Real men don’t let little things like babies get in the way of a good time. Besides, it takes that kind of ballsy attitude to be the succesful CEO of the Pink Taco restaurants. That and a billionaire father. Who may or may not be senile, because you can’t be completely there if you’re investing in something called the Pink Taco.
More of Linday Lohan and Harry Morton on their Hawaii vacation after the jump.
trey | September 4, 2006 at 1:09 pm
firsssttt
piratekuhnbeard | September 4, 2006 at 1:11 pm
The next vacation shall include pictures of them having sex in the outdoors. Probably with a church group near by.
piratekuhnbeard | September 4, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Ok and seriously, who gives a shit about the whole “first” deal?
Giggles | September 4, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Classssy. I thought it was Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes with the always-tacky PDAs.
Lovely.
mammajamma101 | September 4, 2006 at 1:16 pm
The first pic looks like he’s muching down on her neck. Is he a vampire??
nikkippy | September 4, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Is it just me, or does Lindsay have the highest belly button in the WORLD…?
It’s freaking creepy.
dupababy | September 4, 2006 at 1:36 pm
oh the ho.. oh the han(d).. oh the hairy monster.. his fine eatery is called the pink taco for a reason..you take a gamble every time you bite into one.. which is kind of like the risk you take doing the bumpety bump with lindsay.. ewww..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
dupababy | September 4, 2006 at 1:37 pm
oh the ho.. oh the han(d).. oh the hairy monster.. his fine eatery is called the pink taco for a reason..you take a gamble every time you bite into one.. which is kind of like the risk you take doing the bumpety bump with lindsay.. ewww..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
enfilade | September 4, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Get a tan bitch!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
nc72 | September 4, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Get a tan? More like connect-the-dots.
http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan/1/c/1418/
HollyJ | September 4, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Of the last 18 stories, Paris and Jessica both have four and Hohan has three. That seems like a lot of news on three people whose cumulative IQ is probably around 85.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 4, 2006 at 1:51 pm
There goes Harry with his fingers up the ass again… mind you, if you were dating a skank like this I guess you’d expect those kinda things to come as standard.
Don’t know why he’s asking her to marry him, why buy the house if you can squat there for free. (I’m sure there’s a better phrase for this but the sight of blohan’s ugly body has made all intelligent comments go clean out of my head)
Celetina | September 4, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Just noticed the bellybutton thing myself. Eeeyaugh! However, isn’t the best form of breast implantation/removal done through the bellybutton? If she’s had the surgery as many times as she’s rumored to have had, I can see it being stretched out a lot. Can any medical folks here confirm/deny?
sdcoyote | September 4, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Lohan is banging the owner of the Pink Taco establishment? How much you wanna bet he names one of his new meals the 99 cent Used Taco…
Mojo | September 4, 2006 at 2:38 pm
i could never get over the fact that she has the skin of an 80 year old woman.that shit is just creepy.i dont know how this douche does it.
http://infoturd.blogspot.com/
Ems is da Shizz | September 4, 2006 at 2:40 pm
they are both so hot and attractive; perfect for each other
Ems is da Shizz | September 4, 2006 at 2:41 pm
who doesn’t find freckled, red-haired crotches attractive?
Shawn Bowen | September 4, 2006 at 2:57 pm
The $1 menu at his subtle little establishment is about to become a bit more high class.
How long until there’s a crab taco?
For all of you backdoor men, the Lohan Choco-Taco.
The overstuffed steak burrito you have to eat with a bib…
jane's eyre | September 4, 2006 at 3:01 pm
I can’t get over how weird (or weirdER) she looks from torso down. She’s got at least a foot of skin inbetween her bellybutton and the fiery pit. Plus that 4th pic of her, if you just look at her bottom half, looks like it should belong to a pre-pubescent boy. No hips. Sexy.
CelebSlam.com | September 4, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Vacation? Lindsay’s entire life is a vacation.
http://www.celebslam.com
Pitch A. Tente | September 4, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Great pics! There are so many jealous hags and queens on here. You need to get over your ugly ass selves and appreciate the hotness of this girl.
Grobpilot | September 4, 2006 at 3:27 pm
The only thing hot on this girl has been commented on many, many times on this site
LilRach | September 4, 2006 at 4:05 pm
#20 – Ha, almost pissed myself laughing with that one. “Jealous hags and Queens” – halarious!
“the hotness of this girl” – even funnier!
What a comedian!
hobberknockers | September 4, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Wow, she looks….dead. Except for…is she scrapbooking??
Dory | September 4, 2006 at 4:37 pm
This is going to sound bad… but I actually quite like that bikini. I’d wear it, but I have a tan not freckles.
Dory | September 4, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Mind you sometimes freckles are cute, but she should really be thinking of skin cancer.
Pitch A. Tente | September 4, 2006 at 4:57 pm
#21 and #22, this can be settled easy. Just post your pictures, and I’ll decide if you’re hotter than her.
BarbadoSlim | September 4, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Total class all the way, these two are the very definition of the phrase “pantload of class.”
Barbara Grimes | September 4, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Really, what is up with her belly button? Maybe she’s actually a robot, and her belly button is a valve where they remove the foods & liquids she has ingested, since a robot obviously can’t digest food. It would explain so much.
~Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
Adult Underoos | September 4, 2006 at 6:18 pm
another lohan hiaku:
that belly button
is just a great big freckle
yay melanoma!
http://www.funderpants.com
Thatshot | September 4, 2006 at 6:20 pm
This is so not going to last. In the first picture her body language tells all.
chesson | September 4, 2006 at 6:43 pm
i never noticed that crazy belly button! thats hilarious…so strange.
edb87 | September 4, 2006 at 6:52 pm
And I wouldn’t have noticed it either, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids! *barfs*
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
bond | September 4, 2006 at 7:15 pm
what is with her stomach in that third picture down? she looks about six months preggo.
DrDanny | September 4, 2006 at 7:33 pm
I can’t help but think that he could do so much better. *sigh*
stevob2006 | September 4, 2006 at 8:10 pm
shes fat.
(lets all say it and force her into a state of anorexia, love to see him fuck the skeleton)
stevob2006 | September 4, 2006 at 8:11 pm
meh
krisdylee | September 4, 2006 at 8:39 pm
As a mother, NOTHING would make me more proud than to have my daughter slut herself all over the place. Dina(h?) must be so proud.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 4, 2006 at 9:12 pm
The belly button being so high is suspicious. Perhaps she had it moved by a plastic surgeon… you know to start a new fad.
Butt grabbing in public, sorry, but I am all for a nice tushy squeeze. I feel sorry for those who don’t get one every now and again. All butt cheeks must be squeezed to be able to function properly, at least mine does. Ahhhh. Sweeeet.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Glossed Over | September 4, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Not that I expect Lohan to have good taste in men…but that Morton guy couldn’t be less attractive if he tried.
http://GlossedOver.com
Dory | September 4, 2006 at 11:04 pm
SUPERFICIAL GUY PLEASE. Note the distinct lack of comments 40 before me. The continual Miss Lohan posts are putting us to sleep please please please find someone else to gossip about. The same goes for hilton!
lohans8ball | September 4, 2006 at 11:06 pm
LOL #6 you’re fucking right that is downright creepy as all hell!
She could tweak a nipple and swab the button with a q-tip with the same fucking hand..
anchower | September 4, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Who the fuck is Harry Morton?
HollyJ | September 4, 2006 at 11:37 pm
43 – harry morton = hairy scrote
marie-jo | September 5, 2006 at 1:37 am
They are such a cute couple! Shiloh Nouvel better watch her #1 ass when these 2 start mating!
RichPort | September 5, 2006 at 5:28 am
This dude is only fucking her because he likes his picture taken.
babycakes | September 5, 2006 at 6:09 am
eeew look at her stomach in the 3rd one! how is she ‘hot’?
jrzmommy | September 5, 2006 at 6:44 am
Those are some intensely faggy sunglasses he’s wearing.
RedInk | September 5, 2006 at 7:46 am
bitch ain’t got NO hips
her skin is pale and gross looking
BillClinton | September 5, 2006 at 8:11 am
she’s so hot i’d lick HIS finger after that backdoor fingerbang assgrab