Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton hit Hawaii

Can you imagine them getting married? How long will THAT sucker last? Til he finds someone younger, cuter and richer and dumps her ugly white ass.

@29 LovelyLynda 13

Um…isn’t what you just did the exact same thing you slammed all of us for doing (checking out a website and then posting your comments). If we are all such losers, then why are you taking the time to bother writing to us?

p.s. You are gay.

Looks like he’s guiding her in for a blow job.

“Hohan, you’re cleared to land.”

#29 – What are you doing on this site? Trolling is almost as pathetic as celeb bashing … almost.

I have 20 bucks that says ‘lovelylynda 13′ is neither lovely nor a linda, but a sweaty, crotch scratching, steelwool haired, pedophile priest with an affinity for 13 year old boys. That’s right folks, twenty fucking smackeroos says I’m right.

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2 thumbs up here.
1 for the Lohan boobies.
1 for the Pink Taco T

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#43 – Where have you been? You’ve missed all kinds of lameness around here lately.

I really wanted to see Lindsay stay on the cocaine pain train and end up like a Garbage Pail Kid. You know, something like Leper Lohan or Lindsay Trashcan. She would be missing most of her nose,eat her boogers and every tooth would be chipped.

He’s hot
she looks really happy
I think he’s really good for her, the fact that he doesn’t drink or drug, and that isn’t a deal breaker for her is awesome. How sweet that with all the fashion choices in the world she would wear his ugly pink taco shirt. aaawww

LovelyLynda probably is a chick. One of those granola gals.

Hairy armpit, Indigo Girl-lovin’, rubber shoe wearin’ gaywad. (Borrowed gaywad from my kid.)

Does Lohan even have a job? It seems that she spends all her time sitting around in a bikini. Is she trying to be the next Bond girl or something, hoping that if producers see her in enough bikinis, she’ll get an audition or something? Sorry, Halle Berry in a bikini pretty much ruined it for every other female on earth, ever. Never gonna get better than Halle Berry. Certainly not with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay’s ok looking, but she ain’t no Halle Berry (who is almost twice her age).

But seriously, what does Lindsay do all day? Because according to that producer guy, she doesn’t act for a living, they can’t get her to show up. And her record company dropped her, so that’s out. What does she do? I really wanna know.

since when is being first on a blog…important?
what has the world come to

She is a REDHEAD that freckles yet she is constantly laying out in the sun?!?!?!

SAy hellow to your 40′s Lindsay because your skin is skipping right over your 20′s and 30′s!!!

First Pic… He’s saying. Good Girl. Now Stay…… Stay……. good girl. you such a good girl.
and again we have the saggy ass bikini bottoms.
maybe he’ll buy her some clothes that fit.

With all the pictures of Lindsey Lohan in bikinis and in the sun, I can’t figure out how the girl is so freakin’ white.. I mean, at least a burn, since she’s a redhead? Is she using SPF 560?

Semen reflects ultraviolet rays. Like the moon.

She’s so f*cking hot.

Seriously people. It’s called fair skin. You can’t tan. You burn or get darker freckles. People like that either wear sunscreen or die of skin cancer. Unfortunately, she’s been wearing hers.

Correct me if I’m wrong – but is that the same guy she was going down on in the boat a few weeks back? They’ve really upgraded their style and form! Bravo!

i’ve always wondered what my grandpa would look like in a bikini, now I know.

he better not bend over at the next family reunion if he knows whats good for him.

the white light has done made me blind

http://wampoon.com/

You goota love this picture because is says, Now drop my pants and give me oral. I mean he is shoving her head down on his mini banana

The dark hair may improve her face a little, but no one in hell does it go with those freckles all over her body.

Other than that, I really can’t criticize this set of pics. If sucking that (sorta cute) guy’s dick would get me married to his boatload of money, I’d be crocheting a nice little beverage-cup holder for my head.

no WAY in hell…sheesh, if I’d said it out loud the way i typed it above, people would think I had a dick in my mouth or something…

Well he’s cute an’ all but too bad his dick is gonna fall off now that’s he’s bagged Lindsay. Shame.

i have officially run out of things remotely entertaining to say about lohan.

Why doesn’t she just go naked. She is so dang close.

Man for someone who spends so much time tanning with small bikinis, the Lohan sure is pale.

I find Harry ‘Dick’ Morton to be a hot piece of man meat.

I’d chain him to my water heater and diddle his pucking asshole with my darting tongue.

I’d eat strawberries off the tip of his cock after he plugged my rectally.

Hopeless-ly in love

Hes saying “suck my d$$$ b$$$$!
LOL (Im laughing at my own comment)
Do you see the way shes rubbing his back? Shes trying to keep him, and he knows people were watching.
Who is this Morton character?

It’s his version of a Vulcan mindmeld – trying to get Hohan to blow him in public…What are the bettings he named his stupid restaurant after her? (Pink Taco) Although I can imagine after all the guys she’s done that it’s far from pink!! Eww…I just grossed myself out!

Dear Harry Morgan:

Please marry Lindsey Lohan and keep her knocked up permanently and thus hopefully OUT of the public eye where she is vastly overexposed for doing absolutely nothing but sitting around in a bikini and about to give you a blow job.

Please, dear god, please. Do it for the children.

Thank you,

The Public

there are no security questiohns for questions…

#37 they can brush each other dont you know…
…but brushing pony is always therapeutic…

#39 yeah… bit of a strange pose… message?

#42 you reminded us all…

# we’d like to teach
# the world to sing
# in perfect harmony [dum de dum dum]
###and dum de dum
dum

hang on a min, why are we singing this stupid song?

[skipping ahead]

#70 it does that…

[and finally... [[big smile]] ]
#81

noone said you could take the name in vain
and ok

He kind of has a beer gut.

I think I’m actually kind of intrigued with the idea of Lohan being a bond girl. The franchise is kinda on overkill anyway, why not? she knows how to prance around in a bikini, and didn’t she quote somewhere that her ultimate goal and aspiration in life was to be a pinup?…at least it would be hilarious to watch…

What happened to her hair? OMG what happened? not again, not again

The previous days pic had him gripping her by the ass. This pic has his hand comfortably on her forehead getting ready to make a delivery. Notice the smile on her face? Time to do the dance of the Monkey.

Pic 1: Now that’s control. Look how happy she is

who? morton’s salt?