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Gisele Bundchen Speaks Out After Her Latest Controversy – Lainey Gossip |
 Lady Gaga Reveals Her Eating Disorder – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News | |
| Vanessa Hudgens Falls Out Of Her Shirt – Popoholic | |
| Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Newser | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
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Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
Tai! | September 1, 2006 at 9:24 am
what
bone_daddio | September 1, 2006 at 9:25 am
nasty. nasty girl. nasty boy. janet jackson smiles upon thee.
Tai! | September 1, 2006 at 9:25 am
Yeah he looks like he is actually simulating a blowjob
I like this guy
dupababy | September 1, 2006 at 9:25 am
i’ve a name for this dynamic duo: harryho.. and i always love guys that pat me on the head like i’m their little chihuahua…
Lynette Carrington | September 1, 2006 at 9:26 am
I wonder if Linds will wear a WHITE bikini or an OFF-WHITE bikini for the wedding?
CelebSlam.com | September 1, 2006 at 9:26 am
I don’t see a ring on that whore
http://www.celebslam.com
bone_daddio | September 1, 2006 at 9:27 am
my lord. if you are going to be no. 1, then say something.
…and after smiling upon thee, Janet strips, strolls over, straddles Lindsay and Harry and dumps a big load of Jackson poo on their foreheads.
bone_daddio | September 1, 2006 at 9:27 am
kersplatter.
chubbs | September 1, 2006 at 9:27 am
we havent seen this suit before correct? Why does she always look like she is looking for the camaras? In other words….I love me, who do you love….
bone_daddio | September 1, 2006 at 9:28 am
another name possibility….Horry…or Whory. works. I like it. Whory.
chubbs | September 1, 2006 at 9:29 am
ok i will give into this…she looks better with the darker hair….grrr i hate giving into that broad
Jacq | September 1, 2006 at 9:35 am
Whenever my boyfriend puts his hand on my head like that there’s normally a noticably frustrated reaction, because he’s about to try to mash my head into his groin.
P.S. Guys who lay-out are pussies. They should only have tans from doing man things like hunting, fishing, doing the yard or whatever Matthew McC happens to do.
Jacq | September 1, 2006 at 9:37 am
#10 – Perez Hilton named them Harry Firecotch. My personal fave for Brody and Nicole is Skin and Boner.
guest1234567 | September 1, 2006 at 9:39 am
Her shirt in the last picture says Pink Taco. Obviously, its not about hers, because then it would say Moldy Puss Laden Taco.
combustion8 | September 1, 2006 at 9:39 am
Her gross white freckled body makes me want to vomit blood.
bone_daddio | September 1, 2006 at 9:42 am
since when do I care what Perez Hilton has to say. Other than when she walks up and says, “Can I service you in my hotel?” ==> I like Whory better. yes. she is whory…and horrible..and, aw, who really cares about this bitch and bum?
commissioner | September 1, 2006 at 9:42 am
I’m twice her age and would stand next to her crazy ass in a bikini any day.
And, I’ll bet her “taco” ain’t pink. Probably looks like a beat up old catcher’s mitt.
vainandlovingit | September 1, 2006 at 9:42 am
DICKMITTEN
enfilade | September 1, 2006 at 9:43 am
Another hideous bikini to add to the collection.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
Miss Fattie | September 1, 2006 at 9:46 am
I totally think that it looks like he is going to shove her face in his groan….or into the wall…
HolisticWisdomcom | September 1, 2006 at 9:47 am
Ohhhh Hawaii, lucky girl. Sitting at my desk this morning wondering what sex toy to put on sale I am dreaming of laying on the beach in my one measly bikini enjoying the sun and surf.
Must be nice to stroll around in bikini 8,567 and enjoy a vacation after not showing up for work.
The way her BF has his hand on her head you get the feeling she is being treated as a pet or is about to give a blow job. Hmm, maybe I will put some blow job sex toys on sale… Thanks Superficial, you have inspired me once again!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm
amajean040904 | September 1, 2006 at 9:49 am
wonder when we’ll se the Hairy Firecrotch sex tape. hahahaha yeah shes a bitch but i wonna see her boobs.
jane's eyre | September 1, 2006 at 9:50 am
That’s not a remotely suggestive position. No it is not.
Triumph Insult Dog | September 1, 2006 at 9:55 am
Damn, what happened? It’s like watching someone slowly deteriorate from crack.
She was once sweet and good, people loved her and she was growing into her own. Now she just a Hollywood-Party Crap Kid.
I would blame Tommy Mattolla, but he can only corrupt some many!…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
RichPort | September 1, 2006 at 9:57 am
He should know that everytime he kisses her, it’s like sucking off every guy she’s ever swallowed, meaning of course most of Hollywood. I guess, by association, that makes him gayer than Travolta on Flight 69. I do appreciate him attempting to publicly humiliate her by demanding head as soon as the photogs show up. He gets points for that.
jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 9:59 am
walkin’ through the dirt with her bikini up the crack of her ass. Classy!!
RisingSin | September 1, 2006 at 10:07 am
Someone’s getting tubby again. Guess that coke diet didn’t pan out for her. Or maybe she’s just bloated from lack of late night exhaustion. Apparantly Mr. Morton is a sober man maybe he can keep her off the booze and get her back on track.
Oh who am I kidding… this guy is gone in 2 weeks tops
Kitty | September 1, 2006 at 10:10 am
OK, I know this is sick and wrong but….they look like a cute couple and I am liking them.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME????
LovelyLynda13 | September 1, 2006 at 10:10 am
I wonder why the world is such a happy place? Must be all of you extremely positive people…
Ok, so celebs get paid to be pretty and they make more money than all of you bitter- lonely- souls. It’s such a terrible that thing that people can indeed find happiness in life isn’t it??
So what, they’re in Hawaii on the beach enjoying themselves, and you’re stuck at home/work wasting away your life complaining about people who will never be affected by your bloated commentary. Congrats on exposing how truly depraved you all are. Your words speak volumes. There are therapists out there that can assist with your dangerously low self-esteem.
purplepuppy | September 1, 2006 at 10:13 am
HOLY CRAP!!! Could we see more posts about Lohan and her ragged bikinis on this site? What a gay, losery, boring story. Come on SF dude, we know you’re capable of much more than this, do some digging and find some real good stuff for us to laugh at. You can do it!!!
doihaveabooger | September 1, 2006 at 10:16 am
for some reason she reminds me of that wacko liz taylor.
I saw her bio on E and it was funny.
jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 10:23 am
Um, 29–lovelylynda, the whole point is to pick apart the mirror kissers of Hollywood here. That’s why it’s called superficial. there are therapists out there that can help you with your attitude. Their names are Smith and Wesson.
SpecialAgentWind | September 1, 2006 at 10:27 am
I am tired of looking at Whory (thanks for the new nickname) I am quite amused on how much air brushing they did on Teri Hatcher for the ad on this page.
And LovelyLynda – quite a silly stinky bee you are critizing aboout one of your own kind. Go refill your Prozac.
ch474 | September 1, 2006 at 10:29 am
What the hell does she need to get away from to have to go to Hawaii to relax? Too strenuous stretching at the beach in a bikini? Too strenuous getting harrangued from the Producer (who pays your cheque) of your new soon to be direct-to-video movie? Get a real job you skanky cum sponge!
I too look forward to seeing her boobs flopping around like deflated volleyballs in her first of what will be many sex videos. Won’t be all that exciting though, as she does have the ass of a 12 year old boy.
jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 10:30 am
he’s a pretty pasty dude, too. It would be positively disgusting to watch them “do it.”
I'd Fuck Lohan's Face | September 1, 2006 at 10:37 am
She sure has a mighty purdy mouth.
RichPort | September 1, 2006 at 10:40 am
#29 – Aren’t there a stable full of ponies that need brushing, or some birds that fell out of nests that you should be helping, or some Hello Kitty dolls you should be squeezing? You might consider going to Tibet and visiting the Dalai Lama with that “We Are The World” shit. Ms. Freckled Cooter and Corky are trying to get it on on the beach and we’re supposed to sit idly by? Only in Candyland sweetie, where it never rains, Nicole Richie weighs a healthy 120lbs, and Paris Hilton discovers the cure for cancer. But not herpes. There’s no cure for that. Now go run through a flower patch.
I'd Fuck Lohan's Face | September 1, 2006 at 10:40 am
To: ImSuicidal.
Where have ya been dude?
I can’t believe you admitted to loving the cock on that last thread.
Have you been Travolta-Lanced???
bigponie | September 1, 2006 at 10:42 am
I gotta admit I like the hand on the head action, I’ve seen peter north do that move plenty O times to bitches.
#29 I know why your upset, some guy did that same move on you, he shoved his ramrod right down your mouth and out through your ass, that’s why your such a bitter unhappy person.
jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 10:44 am
39–careful, you may get recommended for therapy for that.
I'd Fuck Lohan's Face | September 1, 2006 at 10:47 am
Harry Morton has appearantly been taking classes at the Pavlovian school of hummers.
Place hand on Lohan’s head = Get a hummer
commissioner | September 1, 2006 at 10:49 am
@29
Go teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
Or go back to school and earn your fucking PhD so you can make educated snap judgements about complete strangers.
NewGuy | September 1, 2006 at 10:55 am
Fourty-Third BITCHES!
Suck it!
InstantAsshat-AddFame | September 1, 2006 at 10:56 am
Holistic–I’m with you. I have work up to my eyeballs and it’s raining today. I don’t even have time to think about sex toys, worse luck. ;-) Though I did peek at your site yesterday.
Commissioner–You tell ‘er! IMHO, celebrities are people who went personally out of their way to get attention, and too fucking bad if it isn’t always people telling them how great they are.
These people are rich because we, the public, pay to see and hear their ‘talents.’ Which gives us carte blanche to tell them when they’re fucking up.
Besides, I get off on it.
kandyk0119 | September 1, 2006 at 10:56 am
Notice how her ass just folds over onto her leg, nothing but flab, even anorexics have it!!
Bioplant | September 1, 2006 at 10:57 am
#29, mob mentality dictates that I too must attack your thoughts.
And attack I will.
After the weekend though…
..anon.. | September 1, 2006 at 11:00 am
@16, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton = two different people.
kandyk0119 | September 1, 2006 at 11:05 am
Oh yea, and #29 Linda, your what we call a closet hating freak, why are you on the SF if you are think we’re so pathetic? You must be so defensive cause your herpes is flared right now, go take a Valtrex and sit on a block of ice, Firecrotch!
chubbs | September 1, 2006 at 11:06 am
#29
I wasn’t sure why everyone was upset with you until I read what you posted.
you joined this site to post a comment!!!!!
who needs a life more then you? You joined this site to post a comment ASSHOLE ASS HOLE, ASSHOLE!!!!!
cjb | September 1, 2006 at 11:08 am
Did blohan get a butt job??? It used to be flat.