Lindsay Lohan and Gwen Stefani like leopards

I didn’t actually watch the VMA’s because I was too busy trying to get my underwear back from the wicked hot model that broke into my house, but I hear Lindsay Lohan and Gwen Stefani wore disturbingly similar dresses. I’m not entirely down on etiquette, but when two women wear the same thing to a big event, isn’t it customary for them to mud wrestle to the death to determine who the rightful dress wearer is? Or if that’s too degrading, they could just strip down naked and perform sexual acts on each other while I tape the whole thing. Because, uh, that’s like way less degrading.