Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne are bar-brawling now

May 11th, 2010 // 46 Comments

Because debilitating alcoholism is pointless without catfights, Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne are apparently arch-enemies now, according to Page Six:

An eyewitness told Page Six: “Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi.
“But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’
“Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off.”
Sources tell us that the feud kicked off when Lohan snubbed Lavigne at an event — but sidled up to her acting friendly once Lavigne was sitting with a group at the Chateau Marmont days later.

Here’s how I know this is bullshit:

1. The only thing Lindsay Lohan “snubs” is the voice in her head that says “Maybe you shouldn’t touch that guy’s wiener.”
2. That’s an incredibly detailed account of everyone’s exact words in a crowded bar. Unless the eyewitness is a court stenographer which confirms my theory those people are nothing but drunks pretending to type really fast. I knew it.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. ball hamburgler

    first blows

  2. obz

    i’d hit that, with a bat

  3. Christina G.

    Actually, I think it sounds more believable because of the strange wording. If I sighted two celebrities having “words” with each other in public, believe me, I could recite every word six months later. Some of us have a memory for detail, some of us don’t.

  4. Wow. A new low, even for Lindsay. Being told to fuck off by Avril Lavigne? Wow.

  5. SlowMonkey

    If there were only one bottle of booze left and it was sitting on a table……..5 bucks says Lohan could pull out all of Avril’s hair and chug the bottle to empty in less than 3 minutes.

  6. Jen

    im thinking of really mean things to say about both of them…i will keep it a little less mean

    i wish they would go away.

  7. bananamama

    avril lavigne looks like white trash! at least lindsay is a cool stylish trainwreck.

  8. gemma

    avril lavigne looks like a crap pornstar.

  9. SO RIGHT

    Advice for Lindsay – STAY HOME AND START OVER! You’re making a mockery of yourself.

  10. I like that Avril doesn’t have bloated toxic waste lips. All her F’d-up washes off at the end of the day.

    On the other hand, if Avril is hanging around with Brody Jenner, she needs to honestly re-evaluate how genuine her social circle is.

  11. cc

    bananamama, if you’ve been to Napanee you’d know why.

    Also, Avril is dating Brody Jenner??? Since when?

    Anyway, a knock em down drag em out battle between these two would be a huge youtube hit. Let’s keep hoping.

  12. Avril Lavigne is a pig-faced, white trash bitch that SPITS on people. Literally. Regardless if this is true or not, I can’t stand her. Get some class, piggy.

  13. McHuge

    Avril doesn’t like fake people? She must hate herself then – after all she’s a sellout country singer who turned “punk” (thanks to The Matrix) and who’s biggest hit she ripped off from the Rubinoos and then had the balls to say the songs weren’t anything alike.

  14. Neorules2112

    What are they fighting about ? Who’s the Biggest WHORE IN L.A

  15. Sport

    I love it. Not an Avril fan but I applaud ANYONE who tells off Lindsey and her self-importance.

  16. Meathammer

    Wait, Avril Lavigne is dating Brody Jenner but hates fake people?! How could that possibly make ANY sense to her whatsoever?!

  17. I love Avril Lavigne

  18. Tek

    Meh… two has-beens.

  19. benny

    In that first photo, why does Lindsay remind me of Stevie Wonder????

  20. benny

    In that first photo, why does Lindsay remind me of Stevie Wonder????

  21. Jen

    #16, meathammer (i am a fan of meathammer’s, btw) it doesnt make ANY sense b/c they are all stupid fucking dumb asses.

  22. bar room hero

    drunken slags.

    both will look like typical “bar wenches” soon.

  23. Jon

    Ahahaha go Avril. Anyone who tells off Lohan is cool in my book.

  24. VtFarmboy

    Lindsey is a fake, a loser? Damn if that isnt the pot calling the kettle black i dont know what is. All this time we were supposed to belive that avril wrote her own songs and that after somone else produced and wrote them she wasnt fake? what a loser.

  25. Gamma Girl

    Looks like the Unibomber.

  26. Shep

    Lindsay Lohan is the celebrity equivalent of that drunk whino that stands out in front of the liquor store trying to chat up and be your friend when you know he just really wants money for booze.

    I find it hard to believe that this is true. I would imagine that Avril could say a lot more nasty things than Lindsay being fake and a loser. Like how do you write any music at all if that’s as original as you can be to the easiest target in the world.

  27. cc

    “both will look like typical “bar wenches” soon.”

    Does several months ago count as ‘soon’?

  28. el diablo

    She looks like some hick going to her grade 9 prom. Hey Avril, you have MONEY, hire a fashion consultant. And it’s a pity you ran out of material after you recorded all the songs you could about being angry with your boyfriend.

  29. l. mars

    hmm..i dont see anything wrong with avril at all. she may look like a 17 year old who spends all the money her parents give her at hot topic but i applaud someone who hasn’t changed for anyone and has kept true to her style in the entertainment industry and doesnt give a shit what people think. plus she has her shit together, by hollywood standards. her music is a different topic together..but still..whether or not this is true, i see no reason to shit on avril as opposed to fucking lindsay lohan

  30. Does several months ago count as ‘soon’?

  31. rokoutwithmycockout

    ill freakiinn BOOOOOONE Avril , lindsey NOT SO MUCH =P

  32. Blech

    UGH. I hope that Lohan kicks Avril with her pointiest shoe.

    Can’t stand that wannabe thug, hoebag Lavigne. Watching her on American Idol was painful.

  33. Babby

    Someone seems intent on proving we have trailer trash in Canada, too.

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  35. Clee Clee

    Hard to say which one is more loathsome, also I can’t understand why every picture I see of Lindsey lately shows her with a horrible double chin

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  39. Hmm that’s very interessting but actually i have a hard time understanding it… wonder what others have to say..

    Wel

  40. captain america

    I’m glad avril reckognises a SUPER-LOSER like lilo in time…………

  41. bmose

    Avril was just being Pro Active.

  42. juan

    avril calling you a fake, thats a new low

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