Because sanitary is her middle name, Lindsay Lohan was invited back to Millions of Milkshakes last night where she made a drink that was auctioned off for charity or whatever bullshit Mr. Millions had to tell himself to sleep at night. Personally, I don’t see how Lindsay Lohan could entice families to frequent an establishment but I might be short-selling the appeal of watching a drug addict pass out in the gummy bears. “Mommy, why’d that lady put all that sugar in her nose? Is she a candy?”
Photos: WENN
I am a horny motherfucker and I wouldn’t touch that beast with a ten foot pole. Especially my ten foot pole.
Later,
Mitch
That isn’t a milkshake.
I’d hit that like Tyson!
She has the skankiest, scariest, splotchy, crusty skin, hands and face – makes me sick.
i had a special milkshake for her here.
What’s this 40 year old woman doing hawking milkshakes?
Oh, she’s only 23?
My bad.
ali,shave that disgusting Unibrow, you sure had the money for buy a gillete
How much for the crack – shake?
I would love for her to clean up her act, I used to love her so much she was my idolllll
Seriously, what’s with the eyebrows on Ali? She looks like Frieda Kahlo in the thumbnails.
Is Lindsay that much of a strung out, doped up addict that she does not know when she appears in public, as a celebrity that you should AT THE VERY LEAST, make sure your nail polish is done?
Every single picture of this girl that is published, her nails ALWAYS look dirty and filthy with chipped, falling off nail polish. Her hands alone are the number 1 clue that she is addict drug fiend- DISGUSTING!
The Analogy:
Celebrities promoting for Millions of Milkshakes
is like…
A former model working at a Hooters.
A former 6 figure CEO of a Fortune 500 company working at McDonalds
Former Rap Stars doing Cash Into Gold commercials on late night TV
Former TV Show Hosts selling Collectible Presidential Plates
…are we at rock bottom yet?
No gloves, no hairnet. I bet that shake had all sorts of funk dangled into it.
now ali is going to be the cash cow and lindsay and her mother can both whore her out now that lindsays days are over!
Oh, an Ali Lohan sighting… LMAO @ the black crayon painted eyebrows! And Lindsay doesn’t look a day past 36!
Seems about right…. her vaginal discharge has been looking like a shamrock shake for years now….
2 girls 1 cup
STD shake.
or a herpe-coloda.
Ali is a hideous beast…if given the choice of eating Lindsay’s shit splattered ass or fucking Ali, i’m eating the shitty ass every tiime…
Milka-what?
P.S. Betty Draper, stop reading these comments and get back to work… :=)
Whos the old lady beside her in pic #10.
God they’re both hideous.
Poor Ali Lohan; you KNOW you’re fugly when you make LINDSAY look good… :0
@2
Dirt-pipe Milkshake.
@13 @16, forgot what my comment was due to laughing my ass off at yours.
Maybe its just me but I think Lohan looks really pretty for a change, very do able.
Relieved to see her back at suitable work. Who needs a film role when you can push a blender button?
Why is Los Angeles County Health Department allowing this STD incubator and potential communicable disease vector even allowed to enter an establishment that serves consumable food products meant for human consumption.
look two girls and a cup
Why is the little sister wearing a holey sweater?
So why is this STD inucbator and potential infectious disease vector even allowed to handle food service equipment in a public dining establishment. Where is the LA Country Health Dept when you need them?
Jennifer…because ALI is going to CHURCH. The Church of the immaculate SKANK.
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HHAHHAHAHAH! how do you guys know she has STDs i mean really? Is there something i dont know?
I can’t believe this happened. You just stole my name. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lindsay Lohan was invited back to Millions of Milkshakes last night where she made a drink that was auctioned off for charity
@35 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
lindsay’s face is starting to look like kim k’s its all buffy with weird swollen cheek bones and lips! They must be seeing the same doc
The first thing is to make it clear what the style of your dress is and what you are going to outline which part of your body. For instance, are you intending to show your long legs or sexy foot fingers? After that, your task is to find the shoes for you.
I don’t think Lindsay looks like the hard drugs addict everybody would like her to be.. On the contrary, she does look radiant in these pics, nail polish aside..
I so would like to see pics of people throwing shit on her, I have the impression many of them don’t have a good relationship with mirrors.. Or skinny jeans..
How can i get a body like jennifer a in 1 week?
I only need to lose about 4 lbs.
But what exercise and stuff do I need to do?
Lindsay looks better here than the last time at MoM.
It’s good to see Lindsay and Ali holding down a regular job. Maybe it will build character.
@ 13 – XD
@ 34 – “how do you guys know she has STDs i mean really?”
It seems inconceivable that she wouldn’t have STDs.
WOW Ali is unattractive. God damn, not even plain, but flat out ugly.
well, THERE MUST BE COCAINE IN IT SOMEWHERE.
Looks like my 70 year old neighbor. No joke.
Tell you a story, used to have mountains, hills have temple, the temple has a monk. . .
Why is it the in thing to look like your homeless in Los Angeles. These girls need to keep up with their hair.
Lindsay looks strung out as usual and that hair color doesn’t suit her. She should go back to red. Ali doesn’t look bad: I think she can be a really pretty girl if she would tone down on the eyebrow pencils a bit. I mea, even Audrey Hepburn, who was notorious for those drawn in eyebrows only did that in photoshoots– not in real life.
well, she is working in this down economy, so thats good. how long till she falls out of her top at this place.
lindsay lohan is a loser who has no idea how to make herself look good. that black hair and all the makeup? really. she’s pathetic. and her poor sister is well on her way (if not already there) to being a complete loser as well. copying her sister’s taste, evidently not getting an education and fooling herself into thinking she has some sort of talent, tagging along her stupid big sister, making milkshakes… really. however screwed up these girls’ parents are, i find it a little shocking that they are so stupid that they can’t realize all this themselves anyway.
I want to create a time-machine, take this main pic and show it to Lindsay as she was just starting out.. this would scare anyone straight.
Potential film star to… selling milkshakes. People scoff at McDonalds but they make BILLIONS. This place sells.. milkshakes.