Lindsay Lohan attended the L.A. premiere of Cloverfield last night. Why do I get the distinct feeling her invitation contained the words “cleavage mandatory” handwritten in by the president of movies? Man, I hope that guy gets another term.
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John | January 17, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Bitch – First!
beny | January 17, 2008 at 4:49 pm
first
Rover | January 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm
SEcond!
nice boobs. They real?
Boioioioioinggggg | January 17, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Wow, Lindsay finally figured out what works – first, give people lots of pictures of Britney, then show up properly showered and dressed. I accidentally got a half-chub before I realized what was going on here…
lil' e | January 17, 2008 at 4:51 pm
she is a SKANK…she looks twice her age…EWWW!!! Rode hard and put away wet comes to mind…actually rode hard and STILL being rode hard is more like it!!
Carrie Anne King | January 17, 2008 at 4:52 pm
just great
Sydney Bristol | January 17, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Looks like a guy in drag imo.
JustBuzzed | January 17, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Is it just me, or are those things getting bigger the less coke she has? I love boobs. I wanna drink shots from those dirty pillows.
http://theunsoberlife.com
RosiesVaginaSap | January 17, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Remember when she used to be hot and semi-interesting?
Niether do I
mellE | January 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm
why does her face look like that
Auntie Kryst | January 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Do you think the reason that whore showed up is because she mistakenly thought it was called Poppy Field?
I'm Confused! | January 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm
How does a natural redhead have black roots?
feg | January 17, 2008 at 4:58 pm
what’s wrong with her face? is it swollen? something ain’t right.
Nancy | January 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Just once, I’d like to see Fish put up a stick figure drawing, and watch everybody make essentially the same comments as usual. They really don’t vary much.
FCS | January 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Umm Linds has enyone ever told you your head is WAY to big for your body? Got a little Nancy Reagan action going on there.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Cleavagefield
23apples | January 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm
God… more like “grandma cleavage mandatory”. Sick.
23apples | January 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm
God… more like “grandma cleavage mandatory”. Sick.
23apples | January 17, 2008 at 5:05 pm
HEY.. double post?? I didn’t even click the fucking button twice!
morga | January 17, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Wow, she looks so damn much older than 21.
Matthew | January 17, 2008 at 5:10 pm
i bet she didn’t took her parting mom with her
KickRocks | January 17, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Nice fucking hair, are you kidding me? She looks like a bloated Sharon Stone with extensions. Eww.
Radio Excerpt | January 17, 2008 at 5:12 pm
DJ: Hey we got the 10th caller on the line, what’s your name?
Caller: Lindsay.
DJ: What’s that?
Caller Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan.
DJ: Ahhh, well ok Linus it’s your lucky day! You won movie passes to the premiere of Cloverfield.
havoc | January 17, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Damn, that face looks like eight miles of unpaved road…….
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sportsdvl | January 17, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Shouldn’t it be required that you be a movie star if you are going to the premiere of a movie? Or, at least have some talent of any sort!
oh, #1 & 2 – you guys should stop blowing each other. Being happy about being 1st is as lame as Lohan’s talent level.
FRIST!!! | January 17, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Since this is “song day” here ya go, Linds:
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
Well it’s the funk elastic
The blunt I twist it
The slammer five
Buddha fine
Funk on your desk, es’
Oh what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho’, and another ho’
Merry Christmas
Yes I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
I roll shit
Fold the blunt
At once
To approach it
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What’s the commotion
Yo I’m not joking around, people learnin’
’bout what they’re smoking
My oven’s on high when I roast the quayo
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale
Now you the phunk of the thai
When I feel the effects
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
pointandlaugh | January 17, 2008 at 5:29 pm
OH BABY. She’s HOT. Mercy
FRIST!!! | January 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm
#26 troll, that is great!!! I actually read THOSE lyrics. Very catchy. What is that song called? I want to know what the tune is.
Andrew | January 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I agree, she looks much older than she is, the hard living is really taking a toll on her. In just a few more years, she’ll no longer look hotter than any of you ever will.
ph7 | January 17, 2008 at 5:41 pm
She has to be a GREAT fuck.
aquarian | January 17, 2008 at 5:45 pm
She looks stoned. Notice her squinty eyes?
Also, her face sure looks bloated. Isn’t that an effect of doing lots of coke?
Rick James | January 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I’m pretty sure #26 is a never-released song by Marie Osmond.
p0nk | January 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm
30… but you don’t get STDs from your hand.
lab | January 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm
She would look better if she just stuck with her natural hair color and toned down the makeup. Redheads look shitty when they hide their ginger-ness.
flavio | January 17, 2008 at 5:54 pm
jesus she looks so fucking hot in these pics
FRIST!!! | January 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#31 could be, you only retain water when you are dehydrated, so vodka could do that as well, or she might just be a pothead with neverending munchies and eating too much cake..
#32 lol, I think you’re right
p0nk | January 17, 2008 at 5:58 pm
she’s a disease-ridden idiotic waste of a nice rack. and i think that pretty much sums her up.
Donkey Ass | January 17, 2008 at 5:59 pm
She looks really used up and still on the junk. That’s sad. She had potential.
Andrew | January 17, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Hey 38! Where have you been???? Big daddy is ready for you! I would say you could take a break, but my teeny tiny little penis is FINALLY hard, bless you mom.
Andrew | January 17, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Hey 38! Where have you been???? Big daddy is ready for you! I would say you could take a break, but my teeny tiny little penis is FINALLY hard, bless you mom.
Bozidar The Perv | January 17, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I would shove my one-eyed snake deep, deep down her throat.
Then, I would rape that ass like crazy.
Then, I would give her some ass-to-mouth action.
Then, it’s back in the ass-pipe.
Then, she would open her mouth-hole and get a big load of my manjuice.
Then, while that mouth-hole is still open, I would take a piss inside (yummy!).
Then, she would pay me for services rendered.
And then I would finish watching my episode of spider-man.
Your sister | January 17, 2008 at 6:15 pm
more evidence men are fucking retarded, pointless, and only good for one thin….nope. no, they’re good for nothin bastards. If I EVER needed to get laid, I could. You sorry pieces of shit can’t get a piece of ass to save your mothers life. Fucking big 3 year olds. Thats what you are.
Judas Iscariot | January 17, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Holy Shite! Look at her fuckin’ MAN HANDS.
I don’t want those man hands all over my hard cock…yuck.
mmmhmmm | January 17, 2008 at 6:17 pm
wow drugs really changed her eyes.
she got that scary stripper stare.
she probably also regrets spending all that time under the sun burning her skin.
Andrew | January 17, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I gots my thumb up my bum!
Anonymous | January 17, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Hey your sister:
We can piss on walls. You can’t.
p0nk | January 17, 2008 at 6:28 pm
42 – you need to get laid.
Meg | January 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm
In the third pic on the bottom, she looks like the aliens in that movie… with charlie sheen… you know, The Visitors.. yea.
Ted from LA | January 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm
#41,
That all sounds very romantic. I suggest bringing one red stemmed rose to complete your romantic evening.
Superbad | January 17, 2008 at 6:37 pm
she’s a vixen…must drive you crazy in the bed
#42 you know what is..you need some pussy