Lindsay Lohan allowed back at movie premieres

Bitch – First!

first

SEcond!

nice boobs. They real?

Wow, Lindsay finally figured out what works – first, give people lots of pictures of Britney, then show up properly showered and dressed. I accidentally got a half-chub before I realized what was going on here…

she is a SKANK…she looks twice her age…EWWW!!! Rode hard and put away wet comes to mind…actually rode hard and STILL being rode hard is more like it!!

just great

Looks like a guy in drag imo.

Is it just me, or are those things getting bigger the less coke she has? I love boobs. I wanna drink shots from those dirty pillows.

http://theunsoberlife.com

Remember when she used to be hot and semi-interesting?

Niether do I

why does her face look like that

Do you think the reason that whore showed up is because she mistakenly thought it was called Poppy Field?

How does a natural redhead have black roots?

what’s wrong with her face? is it swollen? something ain’t right.

Just once, I’d like to see Fish put up a stick figure drawing, and watch everybody make essentially the same comments as usual. They really don’t vary much.

Umm Linds has enyone ever told you your head is WAY to big for your body? Got a little Nancy Reagan action going on there.

Cleavagefield

God… more like “grandma cleavage mandatory”. Sick.

God… more like “grandma cleavage mandatory”. Sick.

HEY.. double post?? I didn’t even click the fucking button twice!

Wow, she looks so damn much older than 21.

i bet she didn’t took her parting mom with her

Nice fucking hair, are you kidding me? She looks like a bloated Sharon Stone with extensions. Eww.

DJ: Hey we got the 10th caller on the line, what’s your name?
Caller: Lindsay.
DJ: What’s that?
Caller Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan.
DJ: Ahhh, well ok Linus it’s your lucky day! You won movie passes to the premiere of Cloverfield.

Damn, that face looks like eight miles of unpaved road…….

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Shouldn’t it be required that you be a movie star if you are going to the premiere of a movie? Or, at least have some talent of any sort!

oh, #1 & 2 – you guys should stop blowing each other. Being happy about being 1st is as lame as Lohan’s talent level.

Since this is “song day” here ya go, Linds:

I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high

Well it’s the funk elastic
The blunt I twist it
The slammer five
Buddha fine
Funk on your desk, es’
Oh what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho’, and another ho’
Merry Christmas
Yes I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
I roll shit
Fold the blunt
At once
To approach it
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What’s the commotion
Yo I’m not joking around, people learnin’
’bout what they’re smoking
My oven’s on high when I roast the quayo
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale
Now you the phunk of the thai
When I feel the effects

I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high

OH BABY. She’s HOT. Mercy

#26 troll, that is great!!! I actually read THOSE lyrics. Very catchy. What is that song called? I want to know what the tune is.

I agree, she looks much older than she is, the hard living is really taking a toll on her. In just a few more years, she’ll no longer look hotter than any of you ever will.

She has to be a GREAT fuck.

She looks stoned. Notice her squinty eyes?
Also, her face sure looks bloated. Isn’t that an effect of doing lots of coke?

I’m pretty sure #26 is a never-released song by Marie Osmond.

30… but you don’t get STDs from your hand.

She would look better if she just stuck with her natural hair color and toned down the makeup. Redheads look shitty when they hide their ginger-ness.

jesus she looks so fucking hot in these pics

#31 could be, you only retain water when you are dehydrated, so vodka could do that as well, or she might just be a pothead with neverending munchies and eating too much cake..

#32 lol, I think you’re right

she’s a disease-ridden idiotic waste of a nice rack. and i think that pretty much sums her up.

She looks really used up and still on the junk. That’s sad. She had potential.

Hey 38! Where have you been???? Big daddy is ready for you! I would say you could take a break, but my teeny tiny little penis is FINALLY hard, bless you mom.

Hey 38! Where have you been???? Big daddy is ready for you! I would say you could take a break, but my teeny tiny little penis is FINALLY hard, bless you mom.

I would shove my one-eyed snake deep, deep down her throat.
Then, I would rape that ass like crazy.
Then, I would give her some ass-to-mouth action.
Then, it’s back in the ass-pipe.
Then, she would open her mouth-hole and get a big load of my manjuice.
Then, while that mouth-hole is still open, I would take a piss inside (yummy!).
Then, she would pay me for services rendered.
And then I would finish watching my episode of spider-man.

more evidence men are fucking retarded, pointless, and only good for one thin….nope. no, they’re good for nothin bastards. If I EVER needed to get laid, I could. You sorry pieces of shit can’t get a piece of ass to save your mothers life. Fucking big 3 year olds. Thats what you are.

Holy Shite! Look at her fuckin’ MAN HANDS.

I don’t want those man hands all over my hard cock…yuck.

wow drugs really changed her eyes.
she got that scary stripper stare.

she probably also regrets spending all that time under the sun burning her skin.

I gots my thumb up my bum!

Hey your sister:

We can piss on walls. You can’t.

42 – you need to get laid.

In the third pic on the bottom, she looks like the aliens in that movie… with charlie sheen… you know, The Visitors.. yea.

#41,
That all sounds very romantic. I suggest bringing one red stemmed rose to complete your romantic evening.

she’s a vixen…must drive you crazy in the bed

#42 you know what is..you need some pussy