Lindsay Lohan admits to not being sober

WTF How pathetic!

Are you talking to me or you?
I’m thoroughly confused.

And hit your caps lock button, you seem to be yelling.

I’ve got a theory.
I don’t think theSuperficial hates trolls. Trolls don’t really drive posters away, they keep them posting.
What they hate is poster like danielle who post
incessant mundane crap time after time. Causing problems for everybody.

You keep typing in caps danielle. That’s a good way to get the Superficials attention.

Come on danielle you worthless douchebag. It’s been over 45 minutes since you posted. I thought you had more fight in you than that? Remember this time in your life. You were finally at a loss for words.
You can’t beat yourself. I’ll always be here watching for you.

@194..I’m not entirely sure why some people insist upon wasting away their lives fighting over the internet. If I had the strength I would go through this entire thread to see how much time she has wasted on pointless accusations and lame insults. I believe it is over 24 hours of her life.

Wasted.

At first, I felt sorry. Kind of pathetic that someone needs to use a blog to gain attention, especially if this has been going on since May! Get over it!

Onward! and back to the Lohan bashing. Has anyone seen her on the Proactiv commercial? Hilarious.

No, transvestite:

I believe it is YOU who is the douchebag. Posing as moi, only lowers your credibility as well as your IQ. It also sends a statement that you have no LIFE and that the only joy you get from your pathetic existence is this lame wannabe scheme you’re displaying. Danielle you are not, cuntrag slut dick rider, you are. You’re also:

(RE-DICK-YOU-LUST)

Your whore housewife of a mother and coke addicted pimp of a father must be proud of you.

#205. You’re just a regular bandwagon riding little whore, mind your damn business. Geesh, it’s like your ass is blind or something.

Didn’t I already make this statement?

So, what’s up everyone.

I totally agree with you Danielle. A bunch of haters. I think your jokes are

SO hillarious. Sorry for yesterday. truce?

Just quit logging in as ME. And NO, there is no truce.

Get a LIFE.

#143 up to 209 – if you’re going to post as me to wind things up, I just ask two things of you.
Don’t apologize and offer a truce.
(170) And don’t mention my love of the cock and poptarts together. Ick.

Everyone knows toaster strudel is the way to go.

(yawn)

Are The Superficial’s boards this ridiculous? If not, then I may just post on the forum instead of dealing with this idiocy.

Something on topic… something on topic… uuuh… nope, I’ve already posted all I can post on the topic.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

(crickets)

#184 – Um, this is the first time I’ve posted on this site since the Carter brothers thread. I am only posting now because I want to make myself perfectly clear; I would never get myself involved in some dumb internet flame war. Remember, I extricated myself from the Carter thread because I refused to waste my time reasoning with such worthless human beings.

It’s fun to start useless fights. It makes me forget about my own pathetic life. My life only consists of booze and cheap lays, why wouldn’t I find an outlet to calm my frustrations?

I am such a loser. Cock sounds good right about now.

Yummy:]

see? thats what happens when posts have such low interest: people start fights about grammar and rectums, and others just spend their time reporting swearing.
have to admit that some of you did pretty well tho :)
danielle: you should seriously consider suicide. in your case seems to be the best choice, since your only ability is to make everyone hate you. leave the superficial, surely some association will take care of you (greenpeace has spent years trying to save seals, maybe they also worry about inferior organisms)

Aaaaahhhh. What a lovely day it is today. The birds’ songs woke me up, my Bustelo coffee was fantastic, and there’s lots to do here at work. To be alive… truly a blessing.

I’m not sure what’s been said about Lohan, because I kind of just gave up reading the steaming pile of shit that most of the comments on this thread are. If Paris were wearing that button, it would say “90 Minutes”, likely referring to the downtime she allows her over-active cooter.

I shall not feed the troll today. I encourage everyone else to follow suit.

RichPort, what a breath of fresh air you are this morning! Can I just jump on your bandwagon of joy for a minute? I went on my run at 6 this morning, came home to my husband brewing coffee and my kids still asleep, so that I was able to shower unfettered. This type of blissful, uninterrupted shower happens approximately once a week. There were bunnies and a deer in our garden. The sun is shining and a butterfly just flew out of my ass. I am craving fennel and leek soup AND I have all the ingredients to make it. Hooray! Trolls be damned, it’s going to be a spectacular day!

BTW, Lohan is celebrating 90 days outbreak-free. Part of her new gig with Valtrex.

I’m in such a great mood today, too, despite a pounding sinus headache. Here is a little funny to start the day:

http://www.break.com/index/nicole_richie_street_performer.html

mrs.t and Jrz – My 6 month old decided to wake up at about the time my head hit the pillow last night, but things sure could be worse. I mean, I could hate the hell out of myself and take it out on people I don’t know. Shit, I even got to work early today, an unusual feat, and my coffee tastes like a cup of fucking sunshine!

I’ve seen that video before, I just never put it together that it’s Lionel’s daughter… talented bag of fucking bones, and prettier than ever! I thought all rich people were fat. I mean, have you ever seen an anorexic Kuwaiti?

Richport and Jrzmommy sure do agree with each other a lot. Do you guys also change each other’s diapers and lick the shit fromeach other’s ass as well?

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that you two little fuckers are ‘butt bddies’ or some shit like that. This isn’t the Oprah Winfrey show, quit bonding over the net.

What a bunch of sissy’s.

Jrz-God, Nicole looks so fat in that video. She should lay off the air and water. But, you’re right, that girl can SING.

Sorry about your lack of sleep, Rich. Thank the good Lord for coffee. I’m gonna assume that you are not lacatating, so you can have gallons if you want.

Still a gorgeous day! Gonna keep smiling even though my 2-year-old is pulling on my arm while I type!

And the young adults on the Fish will just love all this kid talk, so I’m finished.

Why, there’s one now! They must be logging in before first bell now. Shoo shoo little asshat!

Yeah, I don’t want to bore anyone, juuuuuust trying to change the tone. I’ll unleash on the next celeb douchebag when Mr. Fish decides to update, and I’ll willingly dick-smack any idiots who are non-trolls. I will not respond trolls… my therapist says I may kill again if I do… shit, was that out loud? My bad…

TCLTC

Over it!!!

how about sticking to comments about the celeb posts? that’d be refreshing. might even be what the site is all about.

Good Morning, All! Did you miss me so much that the pain was nearly too much to bear?? Yeah whatever. I had a fabuolus kid- oriented weekend with no sex whatsoever. Sounds like all that went on around here was a game of who can irriate eachother the most. Oh well, never fear, I am back now…

!shocking!

It’s likely that Lindsay Lohan will be on the market for a whole new set of friends – all her friends had an unhealthy influence on her, and she has spoken to none of them since entering rehab. Only to her family.