Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, is claiming that Lindsay is being treated for the powerful painkiller OxyContin in addition to her drug and alcohol addiction. He tells E!:
“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step. And I learned they use the 12-step program which includes a lot of lessons based on God’s teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life.”
Keep in mind this guy was also just released from jail and is estranged from his daughter. The guy who works at Starbucks and saw Lindsay Lohan from across the street one time probably has a closer relationship with her than this guy.
Patrick | May 31, 2007 at 2:18 pm
primero?
bundy | May 31, 2007 at 2:19 pm
that is so cool, i’ve never been first at anything
Marion | May 31, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Can’t we all just pitch in a dollar and make her the collective daughter of the United States of America? Her actual parents aren’t fit to raise sea monkeys.
daylin | May 31, 2007 at 2:19 pm
and ur still not!
Manda Pants | May 31, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Im not even sure God wants to be part of her life anymore. He’s probably embarrassed that he had a part in her creation.
rat_whisprrrr | May 31, 2007 at 2:22 pm
So……is she grinding them into powder and snorting them?? Cuz I thought they found what was considered a “usable amount of cocaine” And could someone PLEASE define USABLE????? Is that a bump or an ounce???
booga1134 | May 31, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Cool, lindsay does dope like a pornstar. Take oxy and coke, UP and Down is killer on the heart. Thats like shooting coke then heroin to smooth out the ride, no wonder that whore was puking the other night.
Manda Pants | May 31, 2007 at 2:22 pm
its a bounce
Poroleishon | May 31, 2007 at 2:22 pm
It´s just so sad her parents use her so badly to get attention. It´s disgusting. They´re both screwed up and not helping her daughter at all.
She´s turning to be a bigger mess than they ever were.
veggi | May 31, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I was passed out just like that last night. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fifth Stooge | May 31, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Well shut my mouth and call me cornpone! If that just doesn’t beat all.
Meredith | May 31, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I actually just feel bad for her. There is a point when it goes past funny and just becomes sad. This is it. I mean, LOOK at her.
Dead sex toy? | May 31, 2007 at 2:30 pm
She looks like a blow-up doll designed for necrophiliacs…Cyanotic lips and all!
wedgeone | May 31, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Actually, he has it backwards. Find God first, then cleaning yourself up will be a lot easier.
Superevil | May 31, 2007 at 2:31 pm
12, I still think it’s pretty damn funny and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
titsonsnack | May 31, 2007 at 2:32 pm
This bitch’s mom needs to take her by the shoulders and smack her across the fucking face. I can’t imagine my parents or family or friends or anyone allowing me to become this big fucking hideous fuckup like Lindsay. Must suck to have nobody who cares enough about you to step in and do something instead of mooch off your money and success while you spiral downward to your inevitable fucking death. She’s not even 21 and she honestly looks fucking forty-five.
bungoone | May 31, 2007 at 2:35 pm
i cannot describe how much i love that photo of her. i may matte & frame it & put it up in my house, just to have a laugh every day. it’s glorious!
Judy Greer | May 31, 2007 at 2:36 pm
How many times are you going to post the same picture? LAME!
Jimbo | May 31, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I’d like to stick my willy in her while she calls me an asshole. I like weird shit like that.
Brock Landers | May 31, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I’m sorry but how funny would it be if a penis were right in front of her mouth in that picture?
wedgeone | May 31, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I also like how awesome Fish is for posting this article seven minutes after I brought it up in the last LiLo thread, but he doesn’t seem to want to say thanks like he used to.
Fish likes raising my ire like that. Fuck off Fish.
#20 – make that four penises & it would be a riot! Photoshop experts: make it so.
titsonsnack | May 31, 2007 at 2:42 pm
By the way, were people completely out of ideas at that MTV movie awards photoshoot to the right? I dig Sarah Silverman and all, but the pretending-to-bite-the-trophy picture is giving me secondary embarassment. Sarah you’re more funny and creative than that.
YouRang | May 31, 2007 at 2:42 pm
#20 very funny. Especially if you put a caption in the picture that said “this is worse than that time I got drunk, and you took a picture of your dick in my mouth Terrance.”
tinkerbelle | May 31, 2007 at 2:46 pm
This poor kid. Her mother and father should both do time for shameful neglect and abuse. They treat her like the breadwinner and the adult, no wonder she’s so lost and alone. All of her addictions are cries for help and direction and freedom from too much responsibility in a the savage world of Hollywood.
That will be $500.
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 2:46 pm
@19 – thanks troll for covering for me while I was at lunch. I don’t think I would have said exactly that, but it was close
Boba Fett | May 31, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I read this somewhere else like 10 hours ago.
Fufu | May 31, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Why doesn’t she die already…?
sweetnsnooty | May 31, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Can we get some new pics?? Tired of seeing the same old stupid ass photo. How glam she is, mmmm.
adult underoos | May 31, 2007 at 2:53 pm
um, not so hot
havoc | May 31, 2007 at 2:55 pm
While the entire country is addicted to Lindsay Lohan……
kinkadoo | May 31, 2007 at 2:56 pm
ill prob catch hell for this but come on people,the poor girls father is missing fromher life becasue of that train wreck called a ‘mother’ of hers…get rid of Daddy and keep more money for mommas coke habit. Present or not, ex con or not…you have to agree with what he’s saying.
She needs help and her own mother is in fuckin denial!
Guy | May 31, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Stop posting the same photo.
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm
@32 Lindsay is a shy girls and there are not many photos of her avavlible to put up. I am sure this is the only one the SuperFish has of Lindsay.
booga1134 | May 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm
# 20 check out my ms paint skillz. http://www.geocities.com/booga1134/lindsay-lohan-pain-killers.jpg
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 3:14 pm
@34 That is great but you need 3 more
captain obvious | May 31, 2007 at 3:22 pm
OxyContin? I thought it was the booger sugar??? Anyways, Lindsay is not a child, she’s about to turn 21, so let’s stop completly putting the blame on her parents. I was a potheaded drunk at 20, but I wouldn’t entirely blame my parents for that. Just young and stupid and having fun. If I had millions of dollars, who knows what I would have done. I just watched “Mean Girls” last night for the first time, and my God, that girl has aged like 20 years in, what, like 4?! Pot and drinking never did that to me; she must be on some serious shit! I know it can’t be genetic because she looks almost as old as her own parents!!!
Giggles | May 31, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Michael Lohan is certainly making this more entertaining….
Yourfairytale | May 31, 2007 at 3:26 pm
#3 – They DID raise sea monkeys.
#5 – G-d didn’t create her. She’s of the Devil.
#24 – She is not abused. Don’t say that. Real abuse is horrible. She’s just a piece of shit. And she’s never had a hard day in her life. That is not abuse.
Btw why ARE her lips purple? Fucking mouth-breather.
Best of Celeb | May 31, 2007 at 3:38 pm
That picture doesn’t get old.
Miserable Bastard | May 31, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She’s addicted to Oxiclean? What a surprise. How could she not be? With her lifestyle she’s probably always around it, constantly using it to get the vomit stains out of her hoodies and the carpet in her car, the VD oozin’s out of her underwear, etc etc. Plus, that Billy Mays is one serious pusher. Buy a 3.5 pound tub, get a 1 pound tub free.
melena | May 31, 2007 at 4:08 pm
34- you’re funny. i just showed my friend. ha
techclerk | May 31, 2007 at 4:28 pm
#6
I’m sure the police definition of a “useable amount of cocaine” is half a pinch or more, but Lohan’s definition is half a salt shaker full or more.
techclerk | May 31, 2007 at 4:39 pm
#40
Shhh! You are exposing my secret shame. Be cool, dude.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | May 31, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Any amount of cocaine is “useable” it just might take a little longer.
Kelly | May 31, 2007 at 4:45 pm
#34 that was freakin hi-larious!!!!!!
herbiefrog | May 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
as they say…
…oxy’s one hell of a drug
been there… done that…
find that strength babe )
we told you that you had a free pass…
…and in the same sentence
…asked you not to kill yourself
ring any bells ?
luck babe…
Jodi | May 31, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Lindsay hates her dad, so I doubt she Promises rehab permission to release her medical condition details.
wedgeone | May 31, 2007 at 4:57 pm
If you replace “God” with “my cock” then her dad’s words seem more honest.
Chauncey Gardner | May 31, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I have the feeling that if she truly let God into her life, she’d just try to suck His cock and raid His medicine cabinet.
Ifuckinghateyou | May 31, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Die
Bitch
Die
Die already bitch, please just die.
Ugly fucking Ginger.