has gotten the
describing what went down when Lindsay Lohan’s former assistant’s mom called the police. The woman is hysterical, never answering the 911 operator, repeatedly saying that a white GMC is following her, and constantly screaming “Oh my God!” If this woman is one of the witnesses in the case Lindsay might actually get off. The judge would listen to her ramble hysterically for twenty seconds, interrupt her and say, “Let me stop you right there, I think I’ve heard enough,” turn to the bailiff, take out his gun, and shoot the woman in the face. Then he’d give Lindsay an award for dealing with this woman for as long as she did.You can listen to the 911 tape
, but let me summarize it for you: “Oh my God. Oh my Goooood. Oh my God, what is he doing? Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God!!!”

































#27…everyone is blaming the caller b’cuz she is retarded. i talk on my cell phone in the car every day in MIAMI (try driving there) with crazy drivers from all over the world, yet i manage to pay attention to who i am talking to. granted, she was upset…but retarded people often are.
Damn, make-up does this bitch A LOT of favors.
To top it off, the carpet doesn’t even match the drapes…
OMG…will it ever end….the solution. Lets take Blohan, Paris, Schitzney, and any other publicity seeking toolbag, ship them to Iraq with the bottom feeding paparazzi, and let the whole scenario play out on the streets of Baghdad. I hate reality tv, but it would be one show……pardon the pun….to die for. I couldnt’t resist.
Isn’t that how all the cum guzzlers in Hollywood act? Lindsay is actually considered an intellectual in that down. Makes you wonder how they wipe thier own asses. Or if they do at all!
oh my God i want to shoot that woman in the face.
it’s like a guy from queer eye talking to a chihuahua
The bezt part of thiz whole arrezt ?? iz that zhez not
locked up now??and it doezn’t matter??if
zhez going back to jail to her???
coz in that addicted brain?
of herz??zhe’ll run?
even in the middle?
of the nite?to ?
get a znif znif?
of that coke?
she is beautiful
but she need getting drunk couse
she is a goverment mind slave
drinking keeps her programmed
……………………………………………………………….AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!!
#29. Roberta? Jesus hates you.
Soooooooo…..does the LAPD have orders to shoot on sight yet?
Her assistant is an idiot savant.
#29 – who is “Jesis”? The hobo in the alley behind your apartment building? Plz respond as many of us are wanting to know.
Doesn’t matter whether LiHoe was set up or not – she fell for it and the cops have enough evidence that she was in possession of coke and intoxicated thanks to it. She’s going to do some time and her career is now over.
Just have to plow through the legal formalities, which will heartily entertain us for the next few months.
I’m friend with one of the guys that was in the car while lindsay was driving! NONE of the stuff is made up everything happened exactly how they are describing it!!! THAT”S THE TRUTH
I’m friend with one of the guys that was in the car while lindsay was driving! NONE of the stuff is made up everything happened exactly how they are describing it!!! THAT”S THE TRUTH
I’m friend with one of the guys that was in the car while lindsay was driving! NONE of the stuff is made up everything happened exactly how they are describing it!!! THAT”S THE TRUTH
can you believe shes maxims number one hottie?!?
That operator was retarded. How many times does she have to tell the guy where she was for god’s sake?! and the pissed tone of voice “answer my questions mam” for all he knew at the time she could have been getting stabbed to death. ” Answer my questions, don’t defend yourself, just ANSWER my questions” ok it turns out she wasn’t but how the hell would he know?
And anyway, asking a woman what kind of car is following her (“it’s white”) or directions, you might as well ask her to describe the process for nuclear fusion. He’s a guy he should know better.
FIRST!!
Funny! I hear calls like these every day. People want to talk crap about the dispatcher….he did a great job, remained calm, tried to get the information/location, started help……..Handled the call!!! Listen to what he had to work with!!
If you’re every in a position to call 911, know your location and don’t flip out!!
CHP Rocks!!!
P.S. #49 Jenna…..yes, he did keep asking her location and if you paid attention you would note that each time….she gave another location!! We are there to handle a job most people can’t even begin to handle….obviously you would be one of the screaming idiots if you were in a crisis!
CHP911Dispatcher:
you’re a cock.
Don’t you realise that when one drives the don’t stay in the same place? Being that driving involves a MOVING CAR.
She was panicing so was not exactly going to be clear and coherant.
If you’re halfway down a road minding your own business and suddenly someone starts chasing you and you need to quickly pin point your exact location.. does it seem simple? Hell no. It sounds stupid from here because we are just hearing her not paying attention to an important question but we don’t see what else is going on or understand the affect of her panicing.
If you (and #47) are indeed a 911 dispacher, you just proved that most of you are douchebags. I’ve heard a few operators who managed to stay completely calm and did an amazing job.
That was damn amateur. NOT the kind of person who will put a panicing person at ease, you know to expect callers like that. Your job is (supposed to be) to get them to calm down, stay calm yourself and not show any emotion as you get the details. The guy was clearly pissed off and that is unprofessional.
It sounds like she phoned up fucking McDonalds to help her
If the police officer had actually LISTENED to her when she was trying to tell him where they were, the whole issue could have been avoided. She was trying to tell him what street she was one, but he kept interrupting in that annoyed tone “Ma’am, I need to know where you are.”
If you shut the fuck up a minute, you’d be able to find out, piggy.
she looks really dumb…as she is,obviously
Why was the dispatcher asking her repeatedly where she is when she gives her the intersection she goes through very clearly several times? I would have just hung up on him and been like “fuck this guy.”
I’ve taxed that she’s a sloppy sucker~!
SHES DONE. SHES JUST A PORE EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN IS YOU ASK ME. A JOKE, A LIAR, A HYPOCRYTE, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT DONE SNIFFIN A HUGE LINE IN THE ABOVE PIC. NASTY BITCH. DEAL W/IT……