has gotten the
describing what went down when Lindsay Lohan’s former assistant’s mom called the police. The woman is hysterical, never answering the 911 operator, repeatedly saying that a white GMC is following her, and constantly screaming “Oh my God!” If this woman is one of the witnesses in the case Lindsay might actually get off. The judge would listen to her ramble hysterically for twenty seconds, interrupt her and say, “Let me stop you right there, I think I’ve heard enough,” turn to the bailiff, take out his gun, and shoot the woman in the face. Then he’d give Lindsay an award for dealing with this woman for as long as she did.
You can listen to the 911 tape
, but let me summarize it for you: “Oh my God. Oh my Goooood. Oh my God, what is he doing? Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God!!!”
first?
OMG FIRST LOL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
LOL OMGFGG
lol.
FUCK YOU JESSE.
4th………who gives a fuck
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I don’t know how much money those 911 operators make, but they earn every penny. I wanted to hang up on her myself.
most annoying 911 operator.
Sounded a lot like a prank call to me.
yea, ive told you guys before.
she got set up by her assistant.
i know because my cousin is the one who lindsay was holding the cocaine for.
LOL….10th….LOL…..WTF? Are you gargling on cock? LOLOLOLOLOOL
OMFG ROFLMAO!
wow that dude has a lot of patience dealing with a moron
…she sounds just as retarded as LH…why weren’t they given sobriety tests. she wasn’t able to pay attention to the operator SHE called for more than 6 seconds at a time…wtf
come on #9…tell us how u would have handled a call like that.
Oh my god…that lady is so annoying. The 911 operator should get a medal for putting up with her!
Not to stick up for Lindsay, because I hope the twatwaffle is guilty and spends a year in jail. But the stupid lady making the 911 call kept saying he is following me.
OMG
so what about her being drunk and having cocaine in her pocket ?
This bitch needs to be smacked, no wonder the police act like assholes, they deal with morons like her all day
Fish, as I pointed out earlier, you have the photographic evidence to get Lindsay off because you clearly show that she changed clothes with her assistant. Now, coupled with the above crazy 911 call, she should have an easy off. I am asking you to bail Lindsey out, not because I am hot for her, but because it would piss Paris off so completely.
the day she changed clothes with her assistant was before this incident. in those pics her pupils are not as dilated as the mugshot. she’s trying to use that as an excuse.
Lindsay’s legal problems aren’t anywhere as serious as some people are claiming. The first DUI charge is so weak that I think the only reason they went forward is fear of some sort of Paris Hilton like backlash. No way the prosecution prevails at trial. This second case is starting to look just as bad. This witness is crazy and uses the phrase “what is HE doing”- important since now Lindsay’s friends are claiming somebody else was driving. Probably not true, but if one of the guys in the car testifies he was the driver, she’s off scott free. The cociane was somebody else’s defense won’t fly, but that’s a minor charge that will just net her some gay arse drug propaganda classes compliments of the California Taxpayer (oh, how I love our war on drugs). So things really aren’t that bad, but in a way, they are. I hope this incident highlights for Lindsay the fact that she needs to fire and replace every person on her team. Her publicist is complete joke who seems to genuinely despise Lindsay. Her lawyer was out yesterday making statements against Lindsay’s own interest. Her business manager and agent are gettin her involved in crap projects. Her Dad is a crook and her Mom is a leech. I feel for the kid, but she’s got to get a hold of herself and get some responsible, competent people in her life.
That was the most boring piece of shit recording, what a waste of my time!!! All I wanted to do was slap that bitch in the face with a hanger just to shut her up!!!
Wow, what a great crack legal team of fucking experts here. How’s this? Fuck everybody. All them. Lindseed, that Roger Rabbit looking bitch wearing her clothes, the assistant (what in the hell is her mom so involved for? . . . are we living in fucking bizarro world? . . . are they playing pretend job? . . . seriously, what the holy living mother of fuck?), the publicist, the 911 operator, fuck them all with ceiling fan. And FatDrunkandStupid, you applying for a fucking job? Hired.
Why is everybody blaming the caller? She says what intersection she is at like 6 times, the car is MOVING! The stupid opperator keeps saying “what is happening?” she clearly said she was being followed.
Regardless, it does seem like Lindsay was set up….but that’s what you get for being a coke whore, ppl backstab you
There is no way Lindsay goes down for the first one, no cops saw her at the scene. Now this one is sounding suspect too.
#26 OMG, you are so funny!!!!!
Maybe next time Lindsay will call on Jesis instead of 911!! Jesis specializes in emergencies — of the heart !!!
Blessings,
Roberta
LMAO!! That was awesome.
By all means do I hate Hohan less when i say this, but i wish Hohan’s car had taken out that stupid caller bitch and shut her up forever.
Man is she annoying.
zhe needz to be locked up at leazt a year or longer
and even IF that would happen..zhez ztill going
to relapze…her life iz over…wait and zee…..
As it turns out, Lindsay wasnt chasing them, just driving behind them, It also turns out this woman is as dumb as a stump and probably makes these calls all the time when a car happens to be close behind her.
Also, that was fuckin’ LA. Shouldnt they have enhanced 911 in the city to know where the hell people are calling from? True it was in a car but send a cop to the approx location. Its not rocket science.
In Detroit that crazy bitch would have been the recipient of a good old fashion road side beat down. Wham!…”This is the Motorcity Hollywood – Herbie can’t save you now “
#24 I gotta disagree with you here. The first DUI wasn’t “weak” – she was well over the legal limit AND underage. Her arrest also resulted in an automatic suspension of her license. Then less than 60 days later she’s booked driving over the limit, in possession of a controlled substance, driving on a suspended license and menacing the driver in front of her. If there hadn’t been such a stink about Paris Hilton driving on her suspended license and trying to avoid time this might blow over, but that’s probably not going to happen here because everyone is watching. The time she does in rehab will count against any possible jail time, but I think she’ll be wearing orange, primarily for the DUIs. And she should, too. She can’t drive for shit when she’s sober – she’s lucky that she hasn’t killed anyone while tanked yet!
@12, wastedOne, still laughing at that “gargling on cock”, always wondered what LOL meant
Oh my Goooood. Oh my God, what is he doing? Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God!!!”
Is that supposed to say “what is SHE doing?” or does she really say “what is HE doing?” Be what Lindsay may, I’m fairly certain she’s not a dude. Therefore, if the caller says “HE” that means Lindsay was not driving the car chasing them, or it was another car entirely.
Those 911 operators/dispachers are so fucking rude!!
Man, that’s all I have to say here. I’d slap them in the face if I ever met one, especially if they spoke to me like that on the phone
Not that the caller seems to be aware of..well anything, lol.
so Lohan was supposedly chasing her, Lohan is a man? Did I miss something?
I thought the person screaming sounded like Lindsay..
The best outcome is that Lindsay Hohan gets given 1000 hours of community service having sex with every virgin male over 30. Now that’s real community service! Booyah!
It wasn’t her coke? So like, some random people attacked her, scoured her nose out with sandpaper and put those pupil enlarging drops in her eyes? She looks like the Just Say No poster child! Maybe the reason she keeps saying it wasn’t her coke is that she knows damn well she DID all hers!
#39 – Now that’s what I call ‘hard time’! LOL
These alleged 2nd DUI’s of Lindsey Lohan must start affecting her career, and will actually lose her money in the long run.
Lohan DUI Poll: http://polls.hopto.org/polls.aspx?poll=66&partner=0&Desc=Alleged-Lindsay-Lohan-Dui
She look so weird!
ARE YOU OKAY #24?!?! HER CHARGES ARE NOT SERIOUS?! THE 1ST TIME IT WAS FOR FLEEING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT, CRASHING HER CAR THAT HAD COCAINE IN IT, AND BEING DRUNK WHILE UNDERAGE. THIS 2ND, COCAINE IS ACTUALLY FOUND ON HER, SUSPENDED LICENSE, AND DRUNK WAY OVER LIMIT. IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER IF SHE WAS CHASING THE ASSISTANT’S CAR OR NOT.
ALSO, WHO CHANGES CLOTHES WITH SOMEONE (NOT SAYING I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THATS WHAT HAPPENED)…A TIGHT PAIR OF JEANS, TOO… AND DOESNT NOTICE SOMETHING IN THE POCKET?! A NORMAL PERSON WHO IS TRULY TRYING TO STAY CLEAN WOULDA BEEN LIKE “OMG THERE IS COCAINE IN THE POCKET… GET IT THE HELL AWAY FROM ME”
GOD I HOPE THAT LITTLE BITCH GOES TO JAIL. IF THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE WHO WASNT A CELEB, THEYD GET MAAAD TIME.
I am a 911 dispatcher. so #1 fuck yall that put down dispatchers because dealing with hysterical screaming people that arent listening is the hardest thing in the world. That woman’s reaction is not uncommon. Kudos and props to that dispatcher. The reason why he kept asking her for her location is because he was relaying the information to the radio dispatcher so the police knew where the car was and where it was heading. People just need to shut up, listen, and answer the questions. If you’ll notice the woman never even told the dispatcher when she actually made it to police HQ, he had to confirm with the responding units that they were on scene because she wouldnt stop screaming.
Who the hell is Jesis, and how do I subscribe to his newsletter?
what gets me the the stupid 911 operater that keeps repeatedly asking, “Where are you?” and she says some cross street and he goes, “Where are you?” I think he at one point he says he’s done with this. Ok, and when people are freaking out, obviously they are NOT going to calm down and LISTEN. I understand the dispatcher was probably annoyed and frustrated, but you have to understand they probably live in lala land where nothing bad happens to them, so when something like a car chase would scare the living crap out of these people. I’m not siding with them mom or the dispatcher on who’s the idiot, but one thing i know for sure is that this bitch slut Lindsey needs to be locked up. Anyone that fucking retarded should be taken down their jeweled pedestal.
LL is very innocent, c’mon….
of course they’re set up a trap for her….
please, c’mon, be a smart girl….
that tape is RIDICULOUS…..
all for the money…..very sad….