Lindsay Lohan

There’s nothing I can say about Lindsay Lohan that hasn’t already been said before. Simply put, she was this cutesy lovable girl in The Parent Trap that grew up to become a whore. In the latest issue of Rolling Stone Lindsay again showcases her huge boobs and deteriorating body in a much overhyped pictorial. I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy the big breasts (because I do), but it takes more than a giant rack to win me over. I need a pretty face to go along with massive hooters (I’m running out of breast terminology here), along with a healthy amount of “not being a whore.” I’ve never been a fan of Lindsay and I probably never will be. Unless she manages to make a quick turnaround and whip her image into shape a la Christina Aguilera, she’ll probably stay on my whore list forever. And not the good whore list which features actual pay-for-sex whores, but the bad list which is just lame actresses turned sluts.