- Jessica Biel watches Justin Timberlake run a sweatshop. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kendra Wilkinson does have experience juggling old man balls. [PopEater]
- Haylie Duff got the ass-end of the genetic stick. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard pretend they’re not in the same room together. [Just Jared]
- Angelina Jolie’s neck isn’t one of those aliens from District 9. It’s going to be okay. [Dlisted]
- Bai Ling supports Haiti with her nipples. [Celebslam]
- Ewan McGregor tries to avoid talking about Roman Polanski by talking about starring in a Roman Polanksi film. Good plan. [Huffington Post]
- Gwyneth Paltrow pretends she ever had “batwings.” [TheFABlife]
- Victoria Beckham wants the fashion industry to stop hiring underweight models. Did she say that between bites of her imaginary dinner? [ICYDK]
- Jessica Simpson might be crawling back to Dane Cook. [Betty Confidential]
- Kourtney Kardashian is tired of having sex with a man who wears a sweater around his neck the whole time. [Socialite Life]
- Ozzy Osbourne stopped cheating on Sharon after an HIV scare. Dude, everyone knows it’s the second one that makes you stick to high-priced hookers in Vegas who get routine check-ups. [StarPulse]
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Taz | February 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I’d fuck her
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Zee Brat | February 18, 2010 at 4:58 pm
@2 Adameve?
gen | February 18, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Oh, sad. Her double is prettier than she is.
Holly | February 18, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Without her cornholio shoved in my face, I almost didn’t recognize Dita von Tease.
Giorgio! | February 18, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Man Ali is ugly!!! Lindsay might be a mess but she will always be hotter.
Ripper Owens | February 18, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Why does the paparazzi follow these two ugly, disgusting waste skin. None of them have any talent at anything and the older fugly has the most revolting smile.
Nameless | February 18, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Without tits like her sister, AL isn’t going far. Just look at Jessica Simpson and her sister….hell I don’t even remember Jessica’s sisters name.
lindsay loha-uh i mean lohin | February 18, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Ali’s face is whiter than tQueen Elizabeth I
Guest | February 18, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Who’s that guy in the dress?
COCK LOVER | February 18, 2010 at 6:09 pm
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giorgio! | February 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Poor unfortunate looking Ali. Lindsay drugged and drunk still looks a billion time better. Ali should forget the industry and go back to school.
Dank24 | February 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm
My God that girl is fucking ugly. Sad to say it, but Lindsay was the only Lohan to avoid hitting every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.
Dank24 | February 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Ok so she doesnt look quite as bad when she smiles. She needs to smile a whole lot more because chick has got Jamie Lynn Spears bitch syndrome where she looks mad as hell in every picture. But Jamie Lynn Spears IS actually a bitch.
herbiefrog | February 18, 2010 at 8:07 pm
you do realise that that’s ali… ? : )))
Rough on ice | February 18, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Hey, whos the long face pin up? Oops!
Well if she wants to learn a trade she can always look up Diddle Von Tease!
Richard McBeef | February 18, 2010 at 9:00 pm
my god… that thing looks like john kerry in drag. fuckin horf.
monster | February 18, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Man, sis looks like Samantha Ronson! ew!
acekard ds | February 19, 2010 at 12:29 am
Ali is the star here. She is super tough and has great feet.
lauren | February 19, 2010 at 1:41 am
STOP.BLOWING.KISSES.LINDSAY.
YOU.ARE.NOT.MARYLN.
compact flash | February 19, 2010 at 6:07 am
Hi Guy’s,
t Lindsay was the only Lohan to avoid hitting every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.
captain america | February 19, 2010 at 7:11 am
………………..her SHIT is pink?
The Listener | February 19, 2010 at 9:02 am
I’m sorry, but I just don’t see the resemblance.
b | February 19, 2010 at 9:25 am
she’s not super-hot or anything. you guys are tough. She’s getting cute in her own right. granted shes stealing her sisters style but what teen sibling doesnt do that? but shes not ugly. in fact she’s cute. i’m not that critical. im poor and fat so i’d pound that shit if she offered it….
MOLLY | February 19, 2010 at 9:58 am
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Dread not | February 19, 2010 at 11:49 am
Strong with the vaginal force, is this one. Many crotch shots, will she have.
lovelyriot! | February 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
@8 she does have tits like her sister. you just can’t tell in the outfit she’s wearing in that pic. i always thought she was a lot prettier than lindsay, but now idk. what happens to these lohan girls that makes them look like such crap? all the drugs and too much partying, maybe?
lovetiger | February 19, 2010 at 5:50 pm
FINALLY an ewan mcgregor post. fish, you need more of him. that guy is sex on legs.
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Demar | February 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm
The second picture of Ali smiling, she’s beautiful. The first one looks squeezed or something, her face doesn’t look that long and thin in other pictures. So, it’s distorted or a bad picture. Ali at least, if too much on the pale foundation, looks healthy. Lindsay looks beat up, bad, bloated, unhealthy. Ali looks like she sleeps and looks sober. Lindsay doesn’t. Ali also seems to have nicer body though you can’t tell in this pic and she’s much taller than LIndsay. Ali’s got a model’s bod.
r k | February 20, 2010 at 3:01 pm
In that first picture, her head is shaped like a peanut. good god it’s gross. she needs like neon shoes or a ultra short skirt or something to take the emphasis off her face.
poor ali | February 21, 2010 at 3:34 am
It must suck to be Ali.
Lindsay binge drinks, is a coke addict (and allegedly addicted to a LOT of different drugs), has eating disorders etc and somehow still looks so much prettier and hotter than Ali. Life isn’t fair I guess
Narcissist | February 21, 2010 at 6:45 am
These may be the best pics I’ve seen of Ali.
“Ozzy Osbourne stopped cheating on Sharon after an HIV scare”
Or was it after she looked 40 years younger?
cashnetusa | February 21, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I cant believe thats here. She looks great.
Facebook Marketing | February 21, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Poor unfortunate looking Ali.
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j m | February 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Is beautiful supermodel Ali or super star Lindsay the most gorgeous
woman in the world? It’s a tough question.
The ugly losers can debate that.
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