Lindsay has a padawan and other news

- Jessica Biel watches Justin Timberlake run a sweatshop. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kendra Wilkinson does have experience juggling old man balls. [PopEater]

- Haylie Duff got the ass-end of the genetic stick. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard pretend they’re not in the same room together. [Just Jared]

- Angelina Jolie’s neck isn’t one of those aliens from District 9. It’s going to be okay. [Dlisted]

- Bai Ling supports Haiti with her nipples. [Celebslam]

- Ewan McGregor tries to avoid talking about Roman Polanski by talking about starring in a Roman Polanksi film. Good plan. [Huffington Post]

- Gwyneth Paltrow pretends she ever had “batwings.” [TheFABlife]

- Victoria Beckham wants the fashion industry to stop hiring underweight models. Did she say that between bites of her imaginary dinner? [ICYDK]

- Jessica Simpson might be crawling back to Dane Cook. [Betty Confidential]

- Kourtney Kardashian is tired of having sex with a man who wears a sweater around his neck the whole time. [Socialite Life]

- Ozzy Osbourne stopped cheating on Sharon after an HIV scare. Dude, everyone knows it’s the second one that makes you stick to high-priced hookers in Vegas who get routine check-ups. [StarPulse]

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