Lindsay has a padawan and other news

February 18th, 2010 // 42 Comments

- Jessica Biel watches Justin Timberlake run a sweatshop. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kendra Wilkinson does have experience juggling old man balls. [PopEater]

- Haylie Duff got the ass-end of the genetic stick. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard pretend they’re not in the same room together. [Just Jared]

- Angelina Jolie’s neck isn’t one of those aliens from District 9. It’s going to be okay. [Dlisted]

- Bai Ling supports Haiti with her nipples. [Celebslam]

- Ewan McGregor tries to avoid talking about Roman Polanski by talking about starring in a Roman Polanksi film. Good plan. [Huffington Post]

- Gwyneth Paltrow pretends she ever had “batwings.” [TheFABlife]

- Victoria Beckham wants the fashion industry to stop hiring underweight models. Did she say that between bites of her imaginary dinner? [ICYDK]

- Jessica Simpson might be crawling back to Dane Cook. [Betty Confidential]

- Kourtney Kardashian is tired of having sex with a man who wears a sweater around his neck the whole time. [Socialite Life]

- Ozzy Osbourne stopped cheating on Sharon after an HIV scare. Dude, everyone knows it’s the second one that makes you stick to high-priced hookers in Vegas who get routine check-ups. [StarPulse]

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  1. Taz

    I’d fuck her

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  3. Zee Brat

    @2 Adameve?

  4. gen

    Oh, sad. Her double is prettier than she is.

  5. Without her cornholio shoved in my face, I almost didn’t recognize Dita von Tease.

  6. Giorgio!

    Man Ali is ugly!!! Lindsay might be a mess but she will always be hotter.

  7. Ripper Owens

    Why does the paparazzi follow these two ugly, disgusting waste skin. None of them have any talent at anything and the older fugly has the most revolting smile.

  8. Nameless

    Without tits like her sister, AL isn’t going far. Just look at Jessica Simpson and her sister….hell I don’t even remember Jessica’s sisters name.

  9. lindsay loha-uh i mean lohin

    Ali’s face is whiter than tQueen Elizabeth I

  10. Guest

    Who’s that guy in the dress?

  11. COCK LOVER

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Giorgio!

    Poor unfortunate looking Ali. Lindsay drugged and drunk still looks a billion time better. Ali should forget the industry and go back to school.

  13. Dank24

    My God that girl is fucking ugly. Sad to say it, but Lindsay was the only Lohan to avoid hitting every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

  14. Dank24

    Ok so she doesnt look quite as bad when she smiles. She needs to smile a whole lot more because chick has got Jamie Lynn Spears bitch syndrome where she looks mad as hell in every picture. But Jamie Lynn Spears IS actually a bitch.

  15. herbiefrog

    you do realise that that’s ali… ? : )))

  16. Rough on ice

    Hey, whos the long face pin up? Oops!

    Well if she wants to learn a trade she can always look up Diddle Von Tease!

  17. Richard McBeef

    my god… that thing looks like john kerry in drag. fuckin horf.

  18. monster

    Man, sis looks like Samantha Ronson! ew!

  19. Ali is the star here. She is super tough and has great feet.

  20. lauren

    STOP.BLOWING.KISSES.LINDSAY.
    YOU.ARE.NOT.MARYLN.

  21. Hi Guy’s,
    t Lindsay was the only Lohan to avoid hitting every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

  22. captain america

    ………………..her SHIT is pink?

  23. The Listener

    I’m sorry, but I just don’t see the resemblance.

  24. b

    she’s not super-hot or anything. you guys are tough. She’s getting cute in her own right. granted shes stealing her sisters style but what teen sibling doesnt do that? but shes not ugly. in fact she’s cute. i’m not that critical. im poor and fat so i’d pound that shit if she offered it….

  25. MOLLY

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  26. Dread not

    Strong with the vaginal force, is this one. Many crotch shots, will she have.

  27. lovelyriot!

    @8 she does have tits like her sister. you just can’t tell in the outfit she’s wearing in that pic. i always thought she was a lot prettier than lindsay, but now idk. what happens to these lohan girls that makes them look like such crap? all the drugs and too much partying, maybe?

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  33. Demar

    The second picture of Ali smiling, she’s beautiful. The first one looks squeezed or something, her face doesn’t look that long and thin in other pictures. So, it’s distorted or a bad picture. Ali at least, if too much on the pale foundation, looks healthy. Lindsay looks beat up, bad, bloated, unhealthy. Ali looks like she sleeps and looks sober. Lindsay doesn’t. Ali also seems to have nicer body though you can’t tell in this pic and she’s much taller than LIndsay. Ali’s got a model’s bod.

  34. r k

    In that first picture, her head is shaped like a peanut. good god it’s gross. she needs like neon shoes or a ultra short skirt or something to take the emphasis off her face.

  35. poor ali

    It must suck to be Ali.
    Lindsay binge drinks, is a coke addict (and allegedly addicted to a LOT of different drugs), has eating disorders etc and somehow still looks so much prettier and hotter than Ali. Life isn’t fair I guess

  36. These may be the best pics I’ve seen of Ali.

    “Ozzy Osbourne stopped cheating on Sharon after an HIV scare”
    Or was it after she looked 40 years younger?

  37. I cant believe thats here. She looks great.

  38. Poor unfortunate looking Ali.

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  41. j m

    Is beautiful supermodel Ali or super star Lindsay the most gorgeous
    woman in the world? It’s a tough question.
    The ugly losers can debate that.

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