Lindsay & Ali Lohan learn to surf

April 30th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Here’s shots of Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali taking surfing lessons in Maui yesterday, and I gotta hand it to Lindsay. This whole “vacation” is probably the smartest thing she’s ever done. I mean, what else does Lindsay have now that her lesbian relationship is over? It’s pretty obvious her immediate reaction was “I need to get these puppies in a bikini and in front of some paps STAT! Just as soon as I climb out of this storm drain I slipped through. Dammit…”


  1. JAI

    Youre all fat fucking losers who dont know shit and live in alabama and fuck pigs.

  2. andrew.

    lindsey is my idol… anyone who says she isnt beautifull, show your face. then we will see what you compensating for…

  3. NABI

    THEY ARE EXTREMELY LARGE BOARDS, FOR SURE. THEY’RE A LOT BIGGER THAN MY WINDSURFING BOARDS WHICH HAVE TO CARRY A RIG, TOO. MUST BE A SLOW WAY TO LEARN SURFING. NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WAY EITHER OF THE GIRLS LOOK, THOUGH, UNLESS YOU’RE NUTTY.

  4. too skinny and too pale!

  5. noass

    Pic #4 She has nooo ass or ass muscles. Looks like a 15 yr old boys ass. Anyone who’d want to have this is fucked. She must never eat and I’m surprised she can even move to surf. Where are her muscles? So sad….This whole stay skinny thing is getting insane with the celebs. They look like they have been in concentration camps.

  6. josie

    Great just what we need another pompous airhead crowding the waves.

  7. Kirby

    Lindsay’s sister is so much hotter than her.

  8. The Divine One

    Ali Lohan looks like Taryn Manning plus Dina Lohan…please, for the love of all that claims to be holy, end this girl’s miserable existance.

  9. jenna

    she is ulgy white =/

  10. Joey

    Lindsay is on the way down

  11. World Swimwear has the cutest swimsuits.. Lindsay looks nice in most of her swimsuit choices.

  12. WTF

    implants? wtf are you kidding me? REALLY NOT

  13. It’s nice that they took surfing lessons, i’m still wondering though why ali isn’t in school. as for noticing LL in the quiz – it was VERY easy!

  14. I love that this is the only picture I’ve ever seen that appears to be a candid taken behind the scenes perhaps even without their knowledge…and they could not seem less interested in one another. LOL. So perfect.

  15. I love that this is the only picture I’ve ever seen that appears to be a candid taken behind the scenes perhaps even without their knowledge…and they could not seem less interested in one another. LOL. So perfect.

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