Lindsay Will Serve Less Than 12 Days

July 20th, 2010 // 128 Comments

So I was off by a few days.

Lindsay Lohan has been in jail for barely six hours and already her 90-day sentence has been reduced even further from the previous estimate of 25 days. The AP reports:

Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.
The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.

According to TMZ she’s been “polite, compliant and responsive” and hasn’t cried even at all! Shit, why were we even locking her up? Someone give her have the keys to the warden’s car and, fuck it, a shotgun while you’re at it. Just look at those dry eyes.

Photos: Splash News


  1. its all crap

    Of fucking course. I’m with #3, God bless our legal system. It wont stop till she OD’s…

  2. Citizen S

    She desperately needs to be tucked away in jail for the full 90 days.

  3. keywest

    Who’s Lindsey Lohan ? Didn’t her career die about 12 to 15 years ago and why does hollywood insist on keeping her around, oh yeah! jail does wonders for the rich and famous, just ask Paris Hilton and Martha Stewart.

  4. Gene

    Suppose there’s any chance she’ll get shanked and just buried on the grounds? Huh? Please say yes!

    Thought not. She is probably segregated, sitting in the guards office, having her ass kissed.

  5. Kira

    lol at the people who think this bitch is attractive in this pic.

    she hasn’t looked decent since mean girls

  6. Romain

    I guess she won’t have to worry about having her roots touched up afterall…

  7. Jen

    she will probably go to rehab and fuck up there, which will be another violation and they will send her ass right back to jail.

  8. oermens

    my lord she looks fucking terrible, and not her usual kind of terrible

  9. Ghetty Real

    life has become a joke…

    100′s of years ago, Bono, Lilo, and the ilk were COURT JESTERS
    entertainers with funny hats and bells
    dancing around and making people laugh.

    today those same folks RULE THE FUCKING WORLD
    and the sheep lap it up

    what a joke we have become
    especially the Knights, Alchemists, Wizards and even the King stand by for their penance

  10. Bunny

    Ummm. She probably shouldn’t have gotten her lips done PRIOR to going to jail. Those big ol fat dykes are going to get juicy looking at her pussy suckers. Not good…..

  11. Hugh Gentry

    is she on meth? her teeth look fucking disgusting.

  12. DC

    This is awful. A friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver last year while crossing a street in New York. She died instantly. It’s sociopaths like Lindsay Lohan and our justice system that send a message to young people that you can drink and drive and not suffer stiff consequences. This whole thing is just a slap in the face to anyone who has suffered at the hands of someone who didn’t give a damn about the consequences of their actions.

  13. JollyJumJuck

    Hohan will end up killing someone due to intoxication, and the victim’s family will sue her (hopefully) into oblivion. Celebrity justice is no justice at all. The entire “justice” system in California is laughable. Regular people get months and years for crimes that celebrities can get away with. It’s disgusting. Ghetty Real has it right. The court jesters rule the palace.

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