Lindsay Lohan Thought Gwyneth Paltrow Was Her Friend

Seen here together in 2005 – Yes, those were legal at the time. – Lindsay Lohan is apparently still mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for making fun of her in an episode of Glee. At least according to Dina Lohan, who you can tell is cut off because she’s still using a month-old story to wedge her gin breath into the press. RadarOnline reports:

“Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have to do that?'”
According to Dina, Lindsay thought the two movie actresses were friends and was shocked by the cruel jokes she made about her during a very difficult time in life.
“We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family,” explained Dina. “And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unnecessary.”
… “Lindsay thought she was a friend and it was disappointing,” Dina told

Wow. Talk about a revealing look into the depths of Lindsay’s drug abuse. She actually thought Gwyneth Paltrow was her friend. Let me tell you something about Gwyneth, unless you’re a member of the Royal Family, she wouldn’t stop braising carrots to call the fire brigade even if you were about to leave scorch marks in the nanny’s quarters. Dina probably had to kidnap her child to make these photos happen and even then there was intense negotiation regarding everyone agreeing she’s always been British.

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