Lindsay Lohan Thought Gwyneth Paltrow Was Her Friend

December 13th, 2010 // 29 Comments

Seen here together in 2005 – Yes, those were legal at the time. – Lindsay Lohan is apparently still mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for making fun of her in an episode of Glee. At least according to Dina Lohan, who you can tell is cut off because she’s still using a month-old story to wedge her gin breath into the press. RadarOnline reports:

“Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have to do that?’”
According to Dina, Lindsay thought the two movie actresses were friends and was shocked by the cruel jokes she made about her during a very difficult time in life.
“We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family,” explained Dina. “And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unnecessary.”
… “Lindsay thought she was a friend and it was disappointing,” Dina told

Wow. Talk about a revealing look into the depths of Lindsay’s drug abuse. She actually thought Gwyneth Paltrow was her friend. Let me tell you something about Gwyneth, unless you’re a member of the Royal Family, she wouldn’t stop braising carrots to call the fire brigade even if you were about to leave scorch marks in the nanny’s quarters. Dina probably had to kidnap her child to make these photos happen and even then there was intense negotiation regarding everyone agreeing she’s always been British.

Photos: WireImage


  1. Sugar

    Gwyneth Paltrow is the most overrated bitch in Hollywood.

  2. GravyLeg

    (R)Worthless Druggie
    (L)Worthless Smuggie.

  3. m

    I didn’t even recognize lindsay in these photos. she looks almost human!

  4. FattyFatty2X4

    Mmmm…Side Boob, nice start to the week Fishy.
    Now how bout some camel toe, i mean mistletoe.

  5. ♫ We are, we are, rough generation...♫

    I would’ve certainly gooped Lilo first back then…

  6. Mortimer Duke

    Welcome to Hollywood bitch. Where you have no friends. Get over it, but just dont do any fat rails to you know, self medicate.

  7. nonminti

    but I actually think that was a joke…Gwyneth and Lindsay friends? How they understand the term “friend”? With whom you have a photo made with? or… no,I still think that was a joke :) they are friends in previous or next life time.Maybe.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Gwyneth Paltrow
    Jim Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love you, Lindsay.”

    “Got any coke, Gwyn?”

  9. Boo Boo Muffin Butt

    Nobody is your friend you big dum-dum!

  10. josh

    Lindsay was very fuckable at that time. Now she’s just a bag of coke.
    Gwyneth is awful, she looks like she’s just escaped Little House on the Prairie.

  11. jojo

    Damn, the camera really seems to pick up how untalented both these bitches are.

  12. Pangulin

    Well, now how quickly you all have forgotten that Lindsay is angry with her mother for her recent rants to the media…Supposedly! There is also the fact that we are talking about Lindsay’s biggest enabler.So,why would anyone at this point give any credence to a word that issues forth from White Oprah regarding Lindsay. She is clearly only thinking about the fact that her meal ticket is more than likely going to cut her off cold financially as soon as she can. She needs to show Lindsay that she is still trying her best to promote Lindsay’s interests and how better to do that than stirring up a nice little PR opportunity.
    IF she hasn’t already,Lindsay should be telling the media to ignore anything her so-called mother has to say about her state of mind or for that matter anything that is about Lindsay,period!
    Regarding Lindsay’s desirability then vs now…obviously you all who are commenting negatively about her appearance now have not seem recent photos of Lindsay. The fact is she looks even better in them than in this photo! “Cokehead Lindsay” has temporarily left the building!

  13. Lindsay Lohan Gwyneth Paltrow
    Commented on this photo:

    This is your career *points at Gweneth*
    This is your career on drugs *points at Lindsay*

  14. atotalcad

    Let’s see. Lohan is Irish trash from Long Island and Paltrow is inbred, elitist trash from Manhattan.

  15. suprgrl

    this is ridiculous. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have any friends. unless you count drug dealers.

  16. Drunk Donnie

    Lindsay Lohan: my anti-drug.

  17. one side-boob is higher than the other side-boob.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Gwyneth Paltrow
    Commented on this photo:

    Not since the “McDLT” have I seen such an example of keeping “the hot side hot, and the cool side cool.”

  19. Ah, this was during the time period that Lindsay was pursuing a rap career under the name “P-Bone”, right?

  20. Lindsay Lohan Gwyneth Paltrow
    Jesus Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwyneth: Hahaha, I can’t believe how much this street rat’s mom.. I mean mum.. paid me to stand this close to her. God, she smells like poor and the working class.
    Lindsay: Hahaha. Wait, what did you say? I thought I saw some happy powder on the carpet.

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