Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Changed, You Guys

*gives Photo Boy a raise*

On the heels of probably true reports that she’s been showing up late, if at all, to rehearsals for “Speed-The-Plow,” Lindsay Lohan somehow arranged a BBC interview where she spewed the usual horseshit about being super serious about acting and completely done with partying. So naturally she was photographed falling down drunk at a gala last night which was the only possible way this story could’ve ended. She practically dared the universe to make this happen. Or sucked its dick. We can’t rule that out.

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