Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Changed, You Guys

July 15th, 2014 // 59 Comments
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*gives Photo Boy a raise*

On the heels of probably true reports that she’s been showing up late, if at all, to rehearsals for “Speed-The-Plow,” Lindsay Lohan somehow arranged a BBC interview where she spewed the usual horseshit about being super serious about acting and completely done with partying. So naturally she was photographed falling down drunk at a gala last night which was the only possible way this story could’ve ended. She practically dared the universe to make this happen. Or sucked its dick. We can’t rule that out.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. cc

    Two weeks in a row where you’ve presented us with a picture that really doesn’t need to be accompanied by words.

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    Margaret
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    Many captions to come…..

  3. I’m not surprised in the least.

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    cc
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    Clearly, the women on the right is looking for the person who stole her purse. My guess is, she’s close.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “Skank, these shoes are Payless. I swear, you puke on ‘em – you blow me.”
    “Duh. Those are my usual rates.”

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    cc
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    ‘Hey, this door doesn’t have a handle!’

  7. buzz

    Well I don’t believe she’s been arrested or even had to go to court at anytime this year (so far) so that’s changed.

  8. Not sure exactly what’s wrong with me this morning, but I’m feeling kind of bad for her. As much as she is an entitled brat that screwed her own life up, I imagine it is tough to be her right now.

    I’d be a lot happier to see her doing well and using her talents to create something good for herself. I truly hope she cleans up and becomes the best person she can.

    Seriously, what is happening to me? I’m going to try to get my snark back before my next post.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “That’s right…now keep your mouth just like that, crawl over to me and unzip my pants.”
    “Does this mean I’ll get the part?”
    “Sure does, I wouldn’t lie to you”

  10. PassingTrue

    It’s interesting that she’s developed a muscle memory that automatically opens her mouth as soon as her knees hit the floor.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Im not going to lie, this photo is kind of sexy

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    meh
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    Her eyes are so glazed over and dead looking.

  13. its so freaking, there’s blogs and websites commending her success in her sobriety HAHAHAHAHA

  14. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    Many a man has seen her from this angle. Or at least the top of her head.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “Gyime not dwunk, yer dwunk.”

  16. No roast beef shots? Thanks, Obama.

  17. While we do see that Lindsay has fallen back to her usual habits of falling down when drunk, the stories of her showing up late for rehearsal has been posted a bit early.

    “Reached by Playbill.com for comment July 10 (about Lindsay missing rehearsal), a spokesperson for the production “expressed bemusement at these reports, given that rehearsals are not yet under way and casting still in progress.”"

    Give her time. The stories can just be re-posted later this summer.

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    Brit
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    Things are looking up for Lindsay: at least she remembered her underwear

  19. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    Looks good for a woman in her late ’50′s

  20. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    Hey, she’s been as drunk as I was on my 19th birthday, and she has done it all over the world! A lot! When it’s not even her birthday!

    Showbiz, trashing people’s lives since the late ’20′s.

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m guessing we’re looking at her Italian cocaine source, at least for that evening.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    dude this carpet is like sooooo trippie!

  23. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    This one here from the United States… This one you can have her for $200… $200… make that $175… $175 for the American Ginger… tonight only she on special… $125 for the strawberry whorecake… who wants it?

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    The Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Not attractive.
    Not talented or special in any way.

    NOT sober.

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    renotastic
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’ll start the bidding at $25…anyone?”

  26. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    Nice sore on her lip. Time for a six week treatment with Valtrex.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “I give you, ‘Drunk Whore’ “

  28. Im Lindsay Lolhan!
    moves that carpet!
    I wanna lay there!

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, that guy is master! It takes a discerning eye to spot that pimphand.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “How dare you insinuate I’m drunk! I dropped a script Scorsese’s people sent me because he’s desperate to have me in his next movie! Now help me find it so I can get back to being sober and attractive!”

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    Dave
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    Isn’t that Mr. Whitefolks ?

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    She looks good here.

  33. I can’t believe you naysayers are implying that a 28 year old female alcoholic, “vacationing” in Italy, should try to enjoy a party without some sort of inebriate. I’m pretty sure AA would give her a pass considering who she is and all…

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    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Looks like another case of ‘mercury poisoning’. Speed The Plow claims another victim

  35. anonym

    a walking circus act

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    kaschuh
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    Jesus… she’s her own blowup doll

  37. 2travelaholics

    I, for one, am looking forward to this production of Spew-The-Plow…

  38. cc

    I noticed every post on this thread is getting one ‘thumbs down’. Lindsay?

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    LeaMichelleMustBeStopped
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    She’s just rehearsing for the revival of “Miracle Worker”, if Helen Keller was a middle aged red head. You guys are asses.

  40. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    In the first shot it looks like she’s dissolving into the carpet. We can only dream.

  41. Roddy

    Lindsay: Ya! Time to munch some carpet.

  42. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “I’m gonna crawl to your crotch with my eyes closed and make sucking movements with my mouth. If your penis gets in my way, it’s your fault… and you owe me $500.00.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk Panty Flash Upskirt Ischia Global Fest Gala
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    “…MARCO…”
    “…POLO…”

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