Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Team’ Wants to End Her Probation

Seen here in various courtroom sketches because she’s a junkie, Lindsay Lohan’s “team” is trying to end her probation early because – wait for it – she’s going to do drugs anyway, so why go through all that hassle? RadarOnline reports:

“The longer Lindsay stays on probation, the increased chances that she will get in trouble because of problems staying compliant with the terms of her probation. The only person that can modify terms of Lindsay’s probation, or terminate it early, is Judge Elden Fox,” a source with knowledge of the situation told exclusively.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume the “team” mentioned above is exclusively Dina Lohan because I haven’t seen this much enabling since that time Eva Braun agreed Jews were making her not in the mood. But, seriously, the thought process here is ridiculous. While we’re at it, why don’t we stop making child molesters give a new address whenever they move because they’re just going to find a playground anyway? Okay, that might’ve been a tad extreme, but let’s not pretend both these situations don’t put children at risk. Then who’s going to grow up and further disappoint us with the state of society like those kids on Teen Mom? The Welsh? HA! Everyone knows they’re asexual.

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