Lindsay Lohan’s Pee was Clean. In Theory.

Get ready to wrap your head around this one: Lindsay Lohan has been cleared by the LA County Probation Department after apparently passing a piss test when her SCRAM bracelet was activated during an MTV Movie Awards afterparty last week. And by passing a piss test, I mean she took one at 10 in the morning, eight hours after the fact. Let’s give her a medal. TMZ reports:

But here’s the thing. Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley tells TMZ Lindsay went to the Probation Department at around 10 AM the next day and her urine tested negative for alcohol.
Sources connected with the Probation Department tell us … the test results are good enough for them and as far as they are concerned Lindsay is in full compliance with her probation.

While Lindsay probably laughed her way into a Crushed Vicodin Coolada over this one, RadarOnline reports her SCRAM bracelet definitely showed the presence of alcohol between midnight and 3 a.m., and that Lindsay attempted to tamper with the device:

“There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable,” a source close to the situation told
“The (SCRAM) report also says that Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet had indeed been tampered with, and this is one of the reasons that Judge Revel determined that Lindsay violated terns of her bail,” the source told

JUDGE: Miss Lohan, would you care to explain why there’s a bullet hole through your alcohol monitoring device.
LINDSAY: Gin is delicious?
LAWYER: coughahemhemehahememcough
LINDSAY: Oh, right. *looks at hand* It just says “The Negros” on here. I thought we agreed on Samantha Ronson?
LAWYER: *reaches for bailiff’s gun*

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