Lindsay Lohan’s Hosting SNL

September 14th, 2010 // 30 Comments

Seen here arriving at LAX yesterday – *puts on helmet*Lindsay Lohan‘s VMA appearance has reportedly landed her talks to host Saturday Night Live in December, according to NY Daily News:

Given her willingness to be the brunt of a joke on Sunday’s “VMA’s,” it’s likely “SNL” will feed on her recent courtroom and jail shenanigans.
“We never comment on upcoming hosts until they’re announced,” said an “SNL” spokeswoman.

Phew. For a minute there I thought Lindsay might start to lose her sense of entitlement and realize her actions do have consequences thus causing her to reevaluate the direction of her life. Thanks, SNL! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to sell insurance policies to every daycare in Los Angeles. “Oh, what, you think concrete walls are going to stop a Maserati? Pfft. That’s what she wants you to think. Now let’s be grown ups and talk about how many kids she’s going to vehicularly manslaughter in front of your face…”

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  1. Oh ok..bye bitch…

  2. ..wow you get out of going to jail and then out of rehab after not even doing your required full time..and land a spot on tv..fucking bitch..

  3. At least she’s waiting til after her probatio ends in nov. For a moment there..
    Linds on ur way there take a layover by dulles.. We have all sorts of bodily fluids to exchange

  4. krunkkybooty

    not surprising. SNL has run so dry on creative ideas that they have to ask old cast members and talentless skanks to host the show now. they just need to end that shit show.

  5. yo quero Lilo

    whatever losers, Lilo will be around forever and she is fantastic.

  6. Deacon Jones

    How does one become, “the brunt of a joke”?

  7. dumbass

    The only time in the past few years I’ve bothered watching snl was when Betty White hosted it. She was funny as hell! They ought to make Betty White a regular cast member.

  8. kpatra

    how the hell was anybody “impressed” with her VMA stunt? laaaaaaame.

  9. Jay

    When a person has no shame she’ll do anything. Who knows? Maybe LiLo will find her true calling, the butt of degrading and unfunny “humor”.

  10. Hole Filler

    Wow this country feeds celebs and athletes hundreds of millions of dollars, sends our jobs overseas, declares unconstitutional wars that the poor and middle class pay for with no benefit to them whatsoever, buys oils and does not invest in solar, and we don’t think we are being designed to fail?
    It’s over morons.

    • Its over unless of course you work in entertainment, sports, or defense.. Pick one and good luck~

      • Hole Filler

        Yeah very eloquently spoken. I am not sure if there is room for 300 million entertainers. Some of us have to work in infrastructure. But hey, it’s now a “service economy”, which is good for the “served”.

  11. Ksurfiws

    She should be kissing Tina’s Feys wannabe Sarah Palin Asshole
    It’s the only reason she is getting on the show

  12. Lindsay Lohan Arriving at LAX
    Bubbubbubbu
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, maybe her sister could be the musical act. (snort, snort, chuckle) Dina could provide the blow and hummers for the after-party. It’s a Lohan world and we are all just living in it.

  13. Bubbubbubbu

    Bubbubbubbu | September 14, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Wow, maybe her sister could be the musical act. (snort, chortle, snort, snort, chuckle) Dina could provide the blow and hummers for the after-party. It’s a Lohan world and we are all just living in it.

  14. Frobz

    And SNL continues to spiral down the toilet. Way to go Lorne, having this drugged up over-privileged little rich girl as “host”. That’ll make up for the total lack of “funny” in this worn-out show. I don’t understand it…how is it SNL hasn’t been cancelled? Even MadTV was funnier than this garbage.

  15. Fart_face

    Duck lips? Check.

    Lighter & cigarettes? Check.

    Cum-guzzling whore? Check.

  16. So what you’re really saying is MTV bought the rights to SNL from NBC. The world is much clearer to me now.

  17. Hannah

    *Phew. For a minute there I thought Lindsay might start to lose her sense of entitlement and realize her actions do have consequences thus causing her to reevaluate the direction of her life. Thanks, SNL!*

    You totally hit the nail on the head with this thought. I just wish everyone else understood this.

  18. stevebeagle

    good for her,, and good for SNL

  19. Unorginal

    Your diatribes against Lindsay are so fucking played out. Just stop…seriously.

  20. cheap air jordan

    very good

  21. captain america

    unfortunately this will be it’s last episode.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Arriving at LAX
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  23. TheDuuuuuude

    SNL is still on the air??? Who knew??? Is NBC that desperate??? The last time TheDuuuuuude watched SNL, he thought it needed to improve greatly just to reach the level of “This show sucks”. And that was years ago… They must really be at rock bottom if they are letting LiHo host…

  24. Dishy

    Yeah. Lindsay has some problems, but she’s talented and funny. Look at Robert Downey Jr. He got himself together.

    Good luck Lilo. Thanks Tina.

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