Lindsay Lohan’s Guest Starring On ‘Glee’ Now

March 28th, 2012 // 26 Comments
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Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan threatened to sue Glee after Gwyneth Paltrow made a joke about Lindsay going to rehab during a cameo. Needless to say, the whole thing was retarded. Jump to today, where reports are now coming in that Lindsay is guest starring on Glee except here’s the part where I actually did something that just barely passes as journalism: Both E! News and People cite Lindsay’s rep as their source, while the original report from TVLine only cites an “inside source” who it’s safe to assume is Dina Lohan in a mustache. So is Lindsay Lohan really starring on Glee, or did Lindsay Lohan turn to her mom and rep and say, “Wouldn’t it be so hilarious if I was on Glee?” before they all drink enough gin to convince themselves that really happened and started firing off press releases? Because I’m going with that last one and not just because I’m holding a fax that reads, “Lindsay Lohan!!!! Elected The Pesident of Pretty Cuz She So God At Acgint.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. gtfo

    I need to meet her surgeon.

    • Randal

      Glee, already a hit smash on television due to its originality, will certainly come to benefit from having Lindsay Lohan appear in one or more episodes. This could very well launch a new direction for Lindsay, becoming a singer and dancer, adding that to an already illustrous acting career.

      Randal

  2. Lindsay Lohan
    ET Phone Home
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my god, she looks like she’s dead! And I don’t mean just on the inside.

  3. Kim Kardashian was going to guest star originally, but then she realized she misread “Glee” as “Pee” and canceled.

  4. herbiefrog

    gotta acree wiv ewe fish…

    she is pretty

    gud ackdoor

    strenff babe xx

  5. Lindsay Lohan
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, she does…

    But boy, I bet she gives great lollipop

  6. Buddy the Elf

    Glee?
    She should play “Dead Hooker #4″ on Law & Order: SVU.

    Way easier to get into character.

  7. LJ

    I think Glee is about a singing and dancing high school. Lindsay can’t sing, can’t dance and looks like she left high school behind 20 years ago.

    I guess she could play the substitute teacher who gets fired for being a drunk, or dealing coke or both.

  8. just say'n

    Glee? I guess this confirms that she’s still a homo.

  9. name

    “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy , right?”

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    V
    Commented on this photo:

    those lips :/

  11. Oogidyboogidy

    And hopefully this will firmly cement that awful show’s “Jumping the Shark” moment. Can’t wait for the cancellation of this awful karaoke show.

  12. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Take note of the fact that one of the hangers is empty and Lindsay is strangely wearing a full-length trenchcoat on what was a warm day.

  13. Richard McBeef

    Fuck, even I have guest starred on Glee.

  14. Lindsay Lohan
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    My god !! aren’t YOU an intellectual giant !! Fuck, you know what ? She’s not even an intelligent life form, and I’ll leave it at that. No more looking into Lohan OR Kardashian posts anymore … unless it’s news of a huge calamity. Just human garbage is all.

  15. Lindsay Lohan
    Viv
    Commented on this photo:

    dear god, what has she done to her hair now?
    she’s such a failure.

  16. Lindsay Lohan
    Freeman
    Commented on this photo:

    Yesterday Butler, today Glee tomorrow hit and run. It’s the same thing every week with this one.

  17. welldoneson

    this damn silly bitch looks like her skull has shrunk, leaving her lips hanging away from her teeth like a stretched old saddlebag…

  18. GhostofLindsay'ssanity

    You know she’s not getting the joke everyone else is getting, not only can Glee use her as a punchline, but she’d actually show up to be her own rim shot that punctuates her own stupidity. There’s an elegance to it all when you think of it. I don’t, because I’m busy haunting people with careers, but you know if you had the time to ponder it all…

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