Lindsay Lohan’s Gonna Get Shanked

Seen here being parodied in the Hustler film Lindsay Goes to Jail, Lindsay Lohan is already receiving special treatment in jail – including family visits during the week – which is causing her fellow inmates to get “pissy,” according to NY Daily News:

“She’s getting special treatment. Some inmates were getting pissy over it,” Debra Sickels, 30, said as she was released after doing 19 days for shoplifting.
Sickels said that during her stint, she was in the infirmary every day for medical treatment, “and the girls said they cleaned a special room for Lindsay. It had a regular hospital bed, a TV and a dresser for her new clothes and socks.”
Other just-sprung inmates said they heard Lohan was paying for special food and new clothes and had a female guard at her disposal and access to a private phone.

Naturally the prison is denying such treatment, which is exactly what I would do after the Keurig arrived. Have you ever used one of those things? It’s the closest we’ll get to having coffee served to us like we’re on the Enterprise. “One cup please.” ZZZAP! I’d let Lindsay have a TV for that, but that’s also why I’m no longer a prison guard. And, okay, the tickle fights.

Photos: Splash News