Lindsay Lohan’s Giant Breasts in a Sports Bra

Someone apparently thought it’d be a great idea to invite Lindsay Lohan to a fitness event, so here she is at the MuscleMilk Light Retreat on Saturday where she pretended to take boxing lessons. I say “pretend” because it’s pretty much a given Lindsay can’t take a punch or she’ll explode into the world’s first cloud of blow capable of snorting itself. “Darn, I disintegrated. — PAAARTY!”

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