Lindsay Lohan’s Getting a New Judge

August 11th, 2010 // 28 Comments

Lindsay’s still in rehab, so you’re getting the porn version. Adapt.

The judge presiding over Lindsay Lohan‘s case recused herself today after the DA’s office raised objections to a bunch of shit that makes absolutely no sense to me. Popeater reports:

Judge Marsha Revel’s surprise move is in response to allegations from the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office that she improperly held meetings with defense attorneys in Lohan’s DUI case. Lawyers also took issue with Revel’s dialogue with other experts in the case, as well as a rehab center she had considered for Lohan’s sentence.
According to the LA Times, Revel stepped aside Friday just before prosecutors could file paperwork to request the change.
Judge Elden Fox is now handling Lohan’s case.

I’m not even going to pretend to understand what sort of legal etiquette was broken here, so I’m just going to hurl wild accusations that the entire California legal system was photographed sleeping naked by Michael Lohan in a successful blackmail attempt. Then again, if I had justice’s beef curtains, I wouldn’t want anyone seeing all those treadmarks either. Or O.J.’s initials. Fuck that.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. sean

    I like having sex with 12 year old boys,

  2. Internet

    My girlfriend has the same exact body.

  3. Cock Dr

    How strange. A porn star wearing very little detectable makeup…..and a bra under her bikini top.
    Am I on the right website?

  4. black man

    12 year olds are ok but they aren’t as tender as 7 year olds

    • yeah and

      ….good thing you’re a sick white dude posing as a “black” person, but thing is you’d get more respect AND the help you obviously NEED if you were just honest, mostly to YOURSELF…

  5. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    She does have a bit of a boy face

  6. Matthew

    who the new judge judge hibbert?

  7. Danielle

    Why does she have a bra under the bikini?? guess her cleavage failz

  8. def fuck lindsay over any porn star. must say tho this one looks better in pink

  9. kammler

    Is she now the ‘official’ Lindsay stand-in? I like her a lot more than the real one.

  10. Soowrong

    Duh, the bra is a pushover, pushup, do whatever it takes to get some sembelage of cleavage device. The bikini is too flimsy to get the job done

    • Cock Dr

      It looks dumb.
      I thought a porn star’s breasts should stand up on their own, whether they’re natural or store bought.
      Next you’ll tell me that all her on camera orgasms are fake & that she only has sex for the money…..not because she’s a sensitive erotic artist trying to bring happiness to the world.

  11. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone else notice that she’s wearing a miracle bra?

  12. Explanation

    Attorneys are not allowed to discuss cases with judges when the other side is not present. So, if the defense attorneys and the judge discussed the case while the DA’s office wasn’t there then it’s a massive breach of ethics and both the judge and the defense attorneys could be subject to disciplinary action by the state bar if the DA’s office were to pursue it.

    In any case, she got off easy. If she lived in a state with a real justice system she’d have been in prison long ago.

    • legacy84

      Also, if the Judge consulted with outsiders, meaning not the defense or prosecution, without letting BOTH sides of the case know of the communication before hand and obtained their consent, after they consulted with each other outside of the courtroom, then this too is a breach of judicial ethics. Interesting that Ms. Lohan would get so lucky as to have a retarded judge.

  13. Ian

    As bad as Lindsay is, I think she’s alot better looking than this tramp.

  14. Girl

    Oh come now; I am sure that this young woman packed up her walmart wardrobe and fled her trailer in Iowa to fulfill her destiny of becoming a star in Hollywood. She read The Secret. She visualized it and perhaps she should have been more specific. When Lindsay Lohan is relatively healthy looking by comparison, you’ve got problems. Nice bargain brand sunblock, too- you’d think that the props department would have sprung the extra 85 cents for some Coppertone.

  15. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it. She doesn’t look anything like Lindsay. Who puts a bra on under her swimsuit and puts a cigarette in her ear?

  16. chip d

    meh.. i’ll wait for the porn adaptation of the filming of montana fishburne’s porn.

  17. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Can we get Taiwanese anime video thing of this please?

  18. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care if this is LiLo or not–just attaching her name to a face makes that person hot.

  19. Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan
    Rachel Corrie
    Commented on this photo:

    Smokers suck.

  20. Just A Horny Dude

    She doesn’t look anything like Lo-Blow, but I’d totally screw her. It would be delightful.

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